multifarious ⟷ in character

On a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a sellout does it make me if I downloaded the Jurassic World game?

I'm a game character. How could I say no to something like that?

...yeah, this doesn't work for me. I have to work tonight and I'm headlining so...you know, this doesn't work for me. Fuck this completely and entirely.

Unless that letter is a joke, in which case, wow you need a fuckin' hobby or something, but hey, good times and I'll be on my way.

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[At 9:00 P.M EST a video is posted. Sort of contains SPOILERS. Nothing really significant but it's a clip from the movie so.]

Alright, so L.A isn't that bad once you get nice and settled. And by nice and settled I mean buying a trailer on a beach to try and get as far from the huge crowds of people as humanly possible. Almost makes up for the fact that I was, you know, kidnapped. I feel like I went into retirement forty years too early.

Anybody know about any Vet programs around here? I could really use a job. Or you can enable my irresponsibility and tell me where the best dive bars are around here. I'm not sure if I'm ready to come out of retirement yet.

Okay, now she's just fucking with me, I know it. She's onto me for talking about her behind her back.

Well.

Now I know why people always tell me not to open those 'all expenses paid trip' emails.

Anyone want to tell me what the hell is going on here?