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Jan. 29th, 2016


[info]nataliaromanov

[TFLN and couldn't help myself]

[ALEX, SARA]
[recalibrated: public message]

Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.

Jan. 27th, 2016


[info]wrongbusiness

Yeah, this seems about right.

Dec. 30th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

I am getting married tomorrow and I have finger paint in my hair and it's not coming out.


I am getting married tomorrow and these little demons ruined my hair.

[She attaches a picture of her sitting on the floor of the lobby trying to look grumpy while surrounded by grinning children with finger paint. Everywhere.]

Is it still illegal to give children vodka? It would knock them right out, I swear. Clint was always better at this than I was, I miss

Dec. 18th, 2015


[info]notmostpeople

[ This video plays at 11:15 AM ]

Nov. 27th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

People keep saying that they got gifts. This is what I woke up to this morning.

God bless America.

Nov. 13th, 2015


[info]wrongbusiness

FILTERED TO NATASHA.
I was thinking - how mad at me do you think your friends would be if I took you out of New York the weekend of your birthday?

Nov. 11th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

It happened. It's done. I've become immune to vodka.

STEVE.
What is it worth to you that this never sees the light of day?

Oct. 17th, 2015


[info]wrongbusiness

FILTERED TO THOSE IN/GOING TO THE ROMANOGERS WEDDING.
So - small change of plans. We're finding a new ceremony venue I'd say don't ask, but you're all going to ask -. We'll let you know where to show up when we figure it out.

NAT | DARCY
I know it'll be fun this close to the date - but we need to find a different venue for the ceremony.

[info]notmostpeople

Snezhok likes to think he's a badass. Which is tough with that face.

NATASHA | SARA
I found your dress, Natasha.

Oct. 16th, 2015


[info]ofamoment

Well that was not how I expected my day to go.

AVENGERS (NEW AND OLD!)
Anyone else suddenly very popular or just me?
AKA how much damage control am I going to have to do in the next few days?
Not enough coffee in the world for this -

Sep. 12th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

[She's walking around the bedroom, folding laundry and singing to herself.]

Cut for lyric size. )

Sep. 1st, 2015

[info]ex_steveroge887

Considering how focused this generation is on digital media... do they even hire newspaper boys anymore? Is that still a thing or should I try to find something else I can do to bring in money?

Aug. 28th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

Thank you.

Aug. 20th, 2015


[info]theyellowbird

Hey, Stark! Here's a reason to celebrate. August 26th is Women's Equality Day. Throw a party, raise money, make donations to the Association for Women in Science or another organization. Make it happen.

Aug. 11th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

Seriously?


I'm taking a quinjet to Disney headquarters. Somebody is going to eat one of their body parts tonight.

Aug. 8th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

AVENGERS TOWER

This is an active petition to remove all razors and shaving accessories for men from the tower, with a support group to make sure the same is done at home.

Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C
Exhibit D

All in favor say 'Aye'.

SARA.
Are you alright?

Aug. 7th, 2015


[info]macrobian

NEW YORK CITY, I SAID YOU'D RUE THE DAY YOU AND I CROSSED PATHS AGAIN. So I'm going to pee in one of your alleys. That okay payback for being such a shit to me back in the forties? Yeah? Good, because it's done.

But hellooooo, New York! What's up? How are you doing, new people in my life?

I'm going to call out a few names and see if anything sticks. Steve. Bucky. That redheaded Russian I drank with once. TJ? Doug is in the hospital.

I don't know who else. There were a lot of teenagers getting sucked through where I was from. I'm guessing it's the same here.

Aug. 6th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

MY STEVE.

Stop shaving.

Jul. 29th, 2015


[info]nataliaromanov

Since I'm doing America a service and getting married to it's oldest bachelor, this is my petition to have Stark make me a Captain America shield for myself. I think I've earned it.

JOEY MCSTARKCOY.
You better be ready to be a bridesmaid.

STEVE.
We're getting married on New Years Eve, I have decided this.

[info]nataliaromanov

TEXT TO VEGAS DEREK

» Throw out whatever suits that I know you probably don't have.
» They need to be replaced with new ones.
» Nicer ones.

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