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Street Fighter V Beta is live again - who's in?
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PENIS!!!

slight delay;

Meh. Could be worse.

Okay, Tuesday Joke of the Day, are who's ready for it?

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.


I'm dying. I wish it was mine but I can't take credit. So funny.

Nope. People do some seriously weird shit when they have too much time on their hands.

Well thank you mysterious force that deemed it a good day to give me back my entire game and console collection from home.

I have definitely been #11 multiple times in my life.

SERE.
Hey, can I ask you something?

Please don't know who I am
I'm freaking out right now I don't know

So, good news, eyebrows still intact.

Bad news, I need the funds for a new lab table. Pepper?

Better news, I took Lydia's lab in the name of robotics.

GAMERS.
We should make a habit out of getting together to play, I need the stress relief.

FINN.
So now that we know you're not going to kill everybody here from some unseen virus, how are you settling?

Never going to IKEA again, I always knew that place was bad news -
Kidnapping day two and if things weren't already weird enough apparently my parents are fictional and dead in one case and I don't exist, joy -. So there's that. So much for Google, there are some things a girl should not have to see about her Dad and her Uncle. People suck. So is this really it, we all just sort of hang around until we get sent home. Because that doesn't work for me, I can't be here alone, it's not a good idea - They could have at least sent me with my PS4 because I can see sitting around waiting to get sent home getting boring real quick.

Is it normal for a baby to hiccup for like 2 hours straight?? Omg help me.

(( pls to pretend it says four year old ))

My life in a nutshell

Yeah, no, that's cool. I didn't want to start law school in two weeks, anyway. Cranking out my bachelor's was just for shits and giggles, obviously. Thanks, multi-verse. Round two, ding.

Someone has to be off on a Saturday afternoon, right? The baby's down for a nap, who wants to get their butts handed to them on Mario Kart?

Dark Souls III gameplay released. dsjfgskdjhagkjdfhgdafjkgdf

(( forward dated to around 11 PST ))

Nope. Nope nope nope nope. This is not happening. This is so not happening.