multifarious ⟷ in character

Hey. Smile. Only twenty-five days to go. What are you doing tonight?

ok so cooking at 1am is such ab ad idea, after wine. I shouldn be allowed n pintrest anymorre.

still ate it tho.

Oh my god.

Can I start calling you Pornstache?

[ At 8:16am PST/11:16am EST, this video will play for everyone over the age of sixteen. ]

So, what's everyone's Christmas jam? Mine's got to be this one.

Christmas is coming! This is like, hands down, my very very favorite holiday of any holiday and I decorated my entire apartment and it looks amazing, thank you very much.

OMG could you imagine if we all did a secret santa? It would be the biggest secret santa ever, it would be so great, we should do it. Who wants to? I do. One vote for me.

Check your mailbox on a regular basis, self. Otherwise you're behind on the gift of early acceptance letters and covered tuition. Hey Monday, you suck a little less.

You know, all of your vigilantes in the area are really making my job a lot easier. I just got a call about three armed subjects and when I showed up they were tied up in an alley, disarmed.

Slow down guys, you're going to put me out of a job.

CISCO.
I started watching the show... I haven't seen myself in it yet but now I feel dirty seeing everybody elses stories... I don't know what to do.

FRIEND DEREK.
Get ready to do friend things.

It's too quiet in here. At the risk of summoning shitty things...I'm bored. Any suggestions on things to do in Los Angeles on a Sunday night?

ANN.

How are you settling in?

PATTY.

I'm saving you the trouble of checking in. The house is fine, if...more than a little too empty compared to the way I remember it when it looked like this. But it's fine and so am I.

...what the hell...? This couldn't have been here Thursday, I would've noticed

Is there anywhere here someone with an abnormal metabolism can get a drink and actually feel it, a little? Asking for a friend. No idea why I'm in the mood, but I am. Don't judge me, Lydia.

If anybody has ever loved me they'll know how important it is to get me all of the things.

BETA DEREK.
How are you doing with the whole crazy people's offspring thing?

There's no better way to shower your pet with love and affection than with cereal.

I'm obviously the best pet owner around. Take notes.

Hello?

[Ann's now peering curiously at her device, nose slightly wrinkled, trying and failing to look a lot less concerned than she clearly is – after all she read that letter.]

This has got to be one of those things where they film you reacting to some weird, crazy scenario- practical joke type thing, right?

[There's a small stutter of an awkward laugh. She pauses, looking gradually more worried.]

Kidnapping people completely unaware seems kinda extreme even for reality television.

MALIA.
Hey you. I just wanted to know if you wanted to come and spend Thanksgiving with us or if you think you'll be spending it with Derek? You know that you're more than welcome to be here but I would understand if you weren't comfortable, I just wanted to reach out to you seperately.

LYDIAS.
I already know my answer but I'm not going to be an asshole so I'm just letting you guys know that we're having Thanksgiving here. Scott is coming so Kira will probably be there as well, you're both more than welcome to come if you don't have other plans. You can bring whoever you'd like. Although I know Derek isn't going to come here so I don't know why I'm even
Bigger person, Lydia.

BEACONS STILES.
Hi
Hey
So we're
Hey... we're having Thanksgiving here and Scott is apparently coming over. I just wanted you to know that you're more than welcome to come if you'd like. If you want to bring someone that's okay too, you just need to let me know in advance so I can have enough food.

PACK/OMARI.
We're having Thanksgiving here so if you have nowhere to go you now have a place! Let me know ♥

FRIENDS AND FRIENDS OF ALPHA STILES MINUS MALIA (so she doesn't have to go through the sad conversation twice)
This Stiles is gone too. his room is empty. He disappeared some time in the middle of the night. I just thought that you would all want to know.

[The camera turns on and she's covered in something that looks organic matter; a nice way of saying blood and chunks of things that you probably don't want to know about. Her hands are covered so typing isn't really an option, and she's moving quickly outside. She herself looks fine, but pissed, and her face is just returning to normal, fangs retracting. She turns her head out of the camera frame and spits her mouth clean on the ground.]

There are things underground. [She sounds pissed, too.] I think they're venomous and they're super gross so if you're walking, do yourself a favor and stay on concrete or asphalt.

FRIENDS.
Is everybody alright? I'm seeing things and I know it's not just me, I can smell it.

PACK.
This is an emergency, I want us all in constant contact with each other. If you don't answer me I'm going to show up at your door and drag you to my house, where you'll stay until this blows over. Something passed by my window in the fog and I don't know what it was, but it didn't smell good. Rotting flesh

Anyone?

FILTERED TO THE NEW DEREK:

Hi.