multifarious ⟷ in character

Things Paw Patrol needs to answer:

• How do the pup's feet reach the pedals? The logistics do not compute.
• Who the hell is funding this gong show.
• Why did anyone vote in a Mayor who carries a chicken around in her purse?
• Is the theme song done by Smashmouth?
• Where are Ryder's parents and why does no one seem to realize they've entrusted their town to an eight year old and his troop of puppies?
• Why does no one love Rocky and let him go on any good missions?

[ooc: *specifically filtered down to 18+ living in or willing to "commute" to Los Angeles and are also interested parties; everyone else would be excluded.]

All right ladies and gents, I'm Aaron O'Keever and I'm looking to mass hire right now at O'Keever Vineyard and Winery located in Marina del Rey, CA. Things are getting busy at the winery and Cori and I can't do all the front work by ourselves. I'm looking to fill a ton of positions ranging in pay from $10/hr to $75k/yr, both hourly and salaried positions, both full time and part time. If you're interested in any of the following and think you fit what I'm looking for, please stop in and talk to Cori or myself.

( the list )

All positions include paid training. Displaced applicants do not require their federal working papers, just an ID so I can check for age. If you have a degree mentioned but do not have the papers here, I will be willing to pay for one of the resident techs to recreate it for you so that I can have copies on file, but trust me, I can tell if you're lying so don't do it.

I need a good gym that is not also at my job. Any suggestions?

I'm really bad at thi
So for those of you that don't know, I've been working at an orphanage in the city since I got here, and we're not doing great, financially. I don't know a lot of people around here and the ones I do know don't usually like me but we're in serious need of help. Some of these kids are a little rough, some of them are shy, but they're all great and they all deserve to be able to be somewhere. We're like the middle ground between them being left and them getting to a foster home or an adoptive family, and some kids end up spending a lot of time here.

We're insanely understaffed, a lot of the employees haven't really been getting paid but we stick around because it's the right thing to do, but the place can't close down. We're getting little to no funding, and every place that closes down around us ends up dropping their kids off here; we don't have the room or the facilities to make it all work. The program that we run doesn't just take care of kids in foster care and in the orphanage, we go out of our way to make sure that no one 'ages out' of protection. We go out of our way to make sure that they all get into a high school and graduate which is a little ironic because I never did but that's beside the point and if we don't get funding soon, we're going to have to stop doing that.

Five bucks. A dollar. Anything. I'll clean your car for you.

Alright, so now that I'm starting to settle into the new apartment and all that, what's the deal on jobs or things to do or..anything? I don't really know anyone here, and the few I do..well.

So who and what do I need to know around here?

I heard a song earlier.

Now, I find myself taken back to I Kissed a Girl....but I mean if Demi Lovato wants to kiss some girls I'm in. Not sure if she's trying to make summer lesbians happen, but hey whatever you're into.

CORILY.
We're doing something this weekend. Manscoping for you.

Girlscoping for me. I've been good for too long.

FELLOW LESBIANS AND/OR BISEXUALS.
Marco?

All I did was go for coffee, to get some air.

Now I'm staring at STAR Labs.

But I'm still in New York. Right? I think. WHAT IS HAPPENING

[ TEXT MESSAGES TO CISCO ]

» [ Address ]
» ASAP
» STAR Labs is here

Re-learned this lesson today at the grocery store. You know what, bro? I really don't need the extra three dollars you evidently couldn't math well enough to give me, anyway. I hope you feel like shit when your drawer is off at the end of your shift, but I know that you'll probably pocket it, buy an overpriced and pretentiously flavored pack of gum, and feel undeservedly good about yourself.

DEREK (Lily's Dad).

Hi, I don't think we've spoken yet one on one, but my name is Aaron O'Keever, I'm Cori's older brother. I wanted to introduce myself and, apologies ahead of time, ask a favor of you?

What the hell?

Aaron if this is some kind of joke I swear I'm going to paint your face while you're sleeping! Dad's going to kill you!

Dear Warren,

I feel that I needed to share with you the results of my perusal on the interwebz for today. The headline to this, fake or not, makes it wonderfully hilarious. Please know you have my support should you decide you want to try and grow the facial hair out and/or become a hobo.

Your friend,

Cori

PS: I'm obviously amused so easily and I feel Lilyflower will get a kick out of this too. Lily, giggle with me. Along with anyone else who finds this funny.

AARON.
I miss everyone
Seeing you and Mia
I wish I'd gotten a video
I need a hug
I didn't miss anything else major, right? At home, y'know?

You know it's going to be one of those days when your first conversation of the day occurs around five in the morning and goes a little something like this:

TODDLER: Daddy, I pooped!
YOU: Good job, baby! In the potty?
TODDLER: (proudly) In my pants!

Mental note: Mia is not, as it turns out, ready for overnight Pull-Ups.

Yay, fatherhood.

18+ ONLY
If anyone is looking for a job, we're about two weeks from opening Wolfsbane and have a few bar-tending positions open, training starts next week in LA.

AARON.
Can I come by Monday afternoon?

I can't get back home.

It's 2015.

In the middle of summer.

There are doubles. Younger ones. Face doubles. Everything that can go wrong probably will.

And this apartment is free.

Did I miss anything?

FILTERED TO AARON.
Hi, so two things.

1. How did Mia do last night?
2. You're a wine guy, right? Want to help me pick out some wines for my bar?

[ooc: he means parents of werewolf ickles, but vague filter is vague so...werewolves who happen to be parents/guardians of any children also included by accident.]

Uhhh...this is the first 4th of July where we're in a city where we'll undoubtedly be able hear the fireworks loud and clear rather than just pops in the distance. Any tips for an already cranky toddler once they start? She's not used to that much noise... My first 4th was fucking rough and I was grown and out in the boonies at the time. I'm in foreign territory here.

For those of you who have been living under a rock as of late, I'll be opening a strip club very soon, in Manhattan. So gentleman, if you're confident enough to take your clothes off for more money than you're probably making right now, live auditions will be starting soon. If you're interested you can message me here to make an appointment.

Ladies, you're welcome.

For those of you who don't want to show everything that your mother gave you, I'm also looking for servers and bartenders. Get used to the idea of working without a shirt.

Interested?

Hey Netflix, I don't remember having DVD service, but thanks for sending me a bunch that I just put on the counter and forgot about...thank you especially for the kids show starring goddamn giant, people-sized bed bugs that my kid found in the pile and is now obsessed with. Appreciate the nightmare fuel. Really though.

FILTERED TO WEREWOLVES:
Hi there, I'm Laura. So we've got a full moon coming up next week and I just wanted to reach out there's any of of us out there who might not feel like they can get through it without some help. There's a few of us around that have been doing this a very long time so you're not alone, if you need it, we can work you through it.

[There's a teeny tiny peeking over his arm and her face is taking up most of the frame and she's chanting, "Fruit Ninja! Fruit Ninja! Fruit Ninja!!!"]

Give me a second, Mia, I'm trying... [Under his breath] Oh God, what the hell, what the hell, what the hell...this is a great way for me to lose custody, awesome. Oh God...okay...fucking Fruit Ninja, it's gotta be on here somewhere...

[In the background, she's whining now. "Daddy, Fruit Ninjaaaaaa!"]

I'm workin' on it, calm down.