Fic: What's Up, Doc? 1/1 Golden Girls
Title: What's Up, Doc? Author: Lopaka Tanu Disclaimer: I do not claim ownership of Golden Girls. Characters: Dorothy, Blanche Wordcount: 213 Prompt: 002 Amnesia Fandom: Golden Girls Pairing: N/A Rating: Adult Warnings: Language, Violence Summary: Becky has another baby. Author's Note: Do not try this at home. ______________________________________
"Okay, Darlin, I will talk to you later. Love you too, good bye." Hanging up the phone, Blanche snapped the pencil she had been doing a crossword puzzle with. With a haughty sniff, she adjusted her shirt collar. "Well, that was unpleasant."
"What was, Blanche?" Setting down her book, Dorothy felt a sick thrill. Blanche was never happy after talking to her daughter Rebecca lately, in fact, disagreements made her and her mothers seem trivial.
"It seems Becky has chosen a name for her new daughter already, without consulting me, I might add." Putting down the crossword puzzle, she stood up.
Giggling, Dorothy enjoyed the scathing look Blanche sent her. "Well, let's see, there was Aurora, Myopia, Zircon, and now there's..."
"Amnesia! Can you believe it? Of all the stupid things... I just can't! I'm through!" Stamping her foot, Blanche rounded on the phone. "That does, that does it, that does it! No more! I can't handle it, my daughter or not be damned, I will not stand for another of those hideous names in my family tree! Tomorrow I am calling my lawyer and writing her out of my will!"
As she stomped to the kitchen door, she stopped and stared at Dorothy. "Amnesia? Who in the hell names their son Amnesia?"