Agent Fox Mulder (i_want_2) wrote in multi_fiction, @ 2008-05-10 18:01:00 |
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Entry tags: | austin powers, gen, powerpuff girls, rated: general, x-over |
Fic: International Man Of History 1/1 PowerPuff Girls/Austin Powers
Title: International Man of History.
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Disclaimer: I do not own Powerpuff Girls or Austin Powers.
Characters: Mojo Jojo, Austin Powers
Words: 613
Prompt: 26 Spies and Agents
Fandom: PowerPuff Girls/Austin Powers
Pairing: None
Rating: Adult
Warnings: Language, Violence, Character Death.
Summary: Mojo Versus Austin.
Author's Note: Spezule Crack!
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"I am lowering you in to the vat, which I have filled with molten lead, because it is hot, and it will burn you, and you will be forever encapsulated in lead, and then I will laugh forever like so. Ah ha ha ha! I do this because I am the one, I am the great, I am the evil Mojo Jojo!" Gloved hands to either side of his face, Mojo threw back his head and laughed.
Hanging by his ankles as he was slowly lowered towards the foul smelling, steaming vat, Austin was forced to close his eyes and flinch away. Along with the smell, the heat was extremely intense. "Uh, Mojo, that's all groovy, baby, really, but why are we doing this again? We were getting along smashingly."
"You are a secret agent! Did you think I would not know? Did you doubt my vast intelligence? You underestimated me, Mr. Powers." He said the name with much derision. Cape flowing behind him, Mojo walked around the steaming vat, keeping his distance from the superheated cauldron. "I drugged your drink. I put the drug in your drink. You drank the drink. You swallowed it just like I knew you would. There was no escape. No escape for I am the great Mojo Jojo!"
While the monkey blathered on, Austin lowered another foot to his ultimate demise. Already, sweat was dripping off him and in to the lead, adding steam to his list of problems. He tried to curl up, but managed to only start him swinging a little. In the hopes it would get him free, he did it again.
"You can not escape, Mr. Powers, I will not allow it." Reaching in to his green shirt, Mojo pulled out a remote control with a single, red button. Pushing it, he threw back his head and laughed.
A blue bolt of electricity flew down the chain holding Austin. Body twitching as he was electrocuted, Austin's eyes began to flutter and drool slid down his face. When the button was released and the spasm relented enough he could feel something other than pain, Austin realized he was now dangerously close to the lead. "Say, Mr. Mojo, there isn't by any chance..."
"No talking!" Mojo pressed the button again. "Yes." Lips pulling back in a feral grin, he exposed long fangs. "Yes!" He watched Austin twitch, the chain lowering him ever closer in to the vat. "That is it, writhe Mr. Powers! You die tonight, for I have decreed it so!"
"Austin!" Ms. Peach Botten, a .44 magnum in hand, entered the secret underground base through the Monkey's head entrance. She started to look around for a way to get Austin down when a red light hit her. A brilliant flash, and then she was a pile of ash.
"Do not interfere! Mwa ha ha ha!" Putting the disintegrator beam back in to his shirt, Mojo turned back to face Austin. His gleeful expression fell as the secret agent was already more than half in the lead. "No!" Throwing his controller down, he started to stomp on it and screech like a monkey.
Just then, the cavern of his secret under ground base exploded inwards to reveal the arrival of the PowerPuff Girls. Confused, they looked around to see what was bothering Mojo Jojo. In the center of the room, a chain had been lowered in to the vat of molten lead. Over to the side, a pile of ash fluttered about in the winds coming through their entrance hole. Finally, Mojo was doing a strange dance over a damaged remote control.
Shrugging, Blossom lead Bubbles and Buttercup back through the hole.
THE END.....................