Agent Fox Mulder (i_want_2) wrote in multi_fiction, @ 2009-03-14 07:00:00 |
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Entry tags: | gen, golden girls, rated: general |
Fic: Shut It! 1/1 Golden Girls
Title: Shut it!
Author: Lopaka Tanu
Prompt: 21 Sprained or Strained muscle
Claim: General Golden Girls
Rating: Mature Adults
Genre: Humor
Summary: Blessed Silence.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls.
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Dorothy sighed with contentment. The birds were signing, the sun was shining, all was right in the world. Fairly gliding from the living room in to the kitchen, she giggled. It was almost enough to make her sing. "Good morning, all!" She placed a kiss upon her mother's head. Moving to the next seat, she placed one on Blanche's head, then, for the hell of it, one on Rose's head too.
"I know what you mean." Sipping her coffee in a lazy fashion, Blanche savored each moment. It was the best damned coffee she'd ever had. God, was the world so bright and cheerful all the time? Why couldn't she have a morning like this more often?
Sophia was practically blissed out. Too happy to notice much beyond her warm waffles, she slowly took another bite, making sounds of satisfaction. They were so light and fluffy, and the syrup was just right. So much beauty in the world. She could sit here forever and enjoy it. Ah, this was the life.
In her chair, Rose pouted, her tongue fat and swollen from over use. She didn't see what made them so cheerful. Just because she couldn't talk for at least 24 hours, they acted like it was the next best thing to paradise. Just for that, she would tell them her longest St. Olaf story ever when she could speak again.
But Dorothy was wise to her. She had a rolled up newspaper waiting for when the time came. A bit tongue worked just as well as a swollen tongue. Ah, life was good!
THE END