Fic: You Were Warned 1/1 Golden Girls
Title: You Were Warned. Author: Lopaka Tanu Prompt: 22 Surgery (routine) - tonsils, appendix, plastic surgery Claim: General Golden Girls Rating: Mature Adults Genre: Humor Summary: Dorothy and Stan: a love story. Disclaimer: I do not own the Golden Girls. ___________________________________
Shifting on the gurney, Stan tried to get comfortable. Unfortunately, his body twinged and he had to stop moving. "Dorothy, I still don't understand why you did this."
"Be quiet, Stan, I am trying to read." Turning the page, Dorothy cleared her throat. It really was a good book. The heroine had just killed her husband and was now seducing the prosecutor. She could completely sympathize with both things.
"I am just saying, Dorothy, this was a mean, vicious act. You could not possibly derive any pleasure out of my discomfort... Omph!" He shut up as she wiggled her toes. "God, you're a bitch, you know that."
"That's nice, Stan." Wiggling her toes again, she giggled. The book was not only interesting, it was funny.
"What did I ever do to deserve this?" Lowering his head, he clenched his ass cheeks, but it was no use. Her foot was lodged in there and wasn't coming out without help. "I really hate you."
"I told you to put your clothes on or I'd do it. You were the fool for not listening." Tugging on her foot just to make him squirm, she grinned. "By now, you should know when I say I will do something, I will do it."
"Thanks, I'll remember that."
"You do that and may be they won't have to surgically remove my foot from your ass next time, Stanley. Now shut up, I am getting to the good part."