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You want to know the truth about high school? You've got to break it down into its elements. Unfortunately, at St. Donovan's, the periodic table is more crooked than a case of scoliosis. Just give me the chance and I'll set it all straight. Case in point, Spanish homework. "Dame un batido de esperma" does not mean, "Take me to the airport." It means, "Give me a sperm milkshake." And 22 kids gave that as an answer in Spanish III last week. I'm not sure about the milkshake, but somebody is sure feeding us something sticky. Every clique on campus is copying the same damn homework. Burn-outs, pretty boys, drama-dorks, jocks, debaters, player-haters, you name it. Oh, it's big, all right. And I'm on it like pink rubber bands on your little sister's braces. The name's Bobby Funke. I write for the paper.
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[25 Nov 2009|01:14am] |
Wanna know a secret?
At the stadium, some of those people, they were still alive Danny. They were gonna dump’em in the grave and some of them would move…so I’d look at the supervisor and he’d pretend not to see, so we’d pretend not to see, what we did…we did, and we buried them anyway. There were so many bodies Danny.
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[19 Nov 2009|05:15am] |
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Hud: Did you know that Rob and Beth had sex?
Marlena: No.
Hud: Yeah, isn't that crazy? They've been friends forever.
Marlena: Crazy.
Hud: I mean, Rob's been in love with her since college.
Marlena: Well, maybe it was like a going-away present, you know?
Hud: Yeahhh... Wait, were we supposed to get presents?
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[17 Nov 2009|09:51pm] |
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Now which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?
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| they are always so cute together. |
[15 Nov 2009|01:06pm] |
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Gift shop."
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[15 Nov 2009|07:22am] |
"My dearest daughter, never marry for money, fame, power or security. Always follow your heart. Your ever loving father..."
"It says all that on that little locket?"
"Si."
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[12 Nov 2009|09:04pm] |
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If the Witch knew the true meaning of sacrifice, she might have interpreted the deep magic differently. That when a willing victim who has committed no treachery, is killed in a traitor's stead, The Stone Table will crack, and even death itself would turn backwards.
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[12 Nov 2009|06:20pm] |
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"It was a one night stand, Marty. It just lasted six months"
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[12 Nov 2009|03:06pm] |
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"It's like seeing someone for the first time, and you look at each other for a few seconds, and there's this kind of recognition like you both know something. Next moment the person's gone, and it's too late to do anything about it."
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[11 Nov 2009|11:46pm] |
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"My father was an exceptional man! He may not have been a perfect man, but he was a good man and he loved us. All I wanted to do today was to give him a dignified send-off, is that really so much to ask? So maybe, maybe he had some things he liked to do. Life isn't simple. It's complicated. We're all just thrown in here together, in a world full of chaos and confusion, a world full of questions and no answers, death always lingering around the corner, and we do our best. We can only do our best and my dad did his best. He always tried to tell me that you have to go for what you want in life because you never know how long you're going to be here. And whether you succeed or you fail, the most important thing is to have tried. And apparently no one will guide you in the right direction, in the end you have to learn for yourself. You have to grow up yourself. So when you all leave here today, I would like you to remember my father for who he really was: a decent, loving man. If only we could be as giving and generous and as understanding as my father was then the world would be a far better place."
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[11 Nov 2009|01:21pm] |
- Boop, boop, boop
- If you touch my ass one more time, I'll cut your balls off while you sleep.
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[10 Nov 2009|10:01pm] |
Michelle: Oh, Ramada, how could you have been so blind? You always too wrapped up in being Miss Perfect College to notice me. Why should you concern yourself with the feelings of one insignificant roommate? One fabulous day, one incredible experience.
Ramada: I had no idea it meant so much to you.
Michelle: I remember that day as if it were yesterday. The exhilaration of experimenting, sharing something so new, so dangerous, so intimate.
Col. Denton Walters: Go on.
Ramada: And I'll never forget the look on your face. The way the sweat glistened on your hard body. Then you tied my ankles. Tighter. Tighter. But it just wasn't right. It wasn't natural.... Bungee-jumping is just too dangerous a sport.
Col. Denton Walters: Bungee-jumping? That's it?
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| I love this movie way too much |
[10 Nov 2009|11:04am] |
Leprechaun: Are you Holly Kennedy?
Holly: If I am will you sing at me?
Leprechaun: Yes.
Holly: No, I'm not.
Leprechaun: Please don't make this an issue. I gotta sing and deliver a letter.
Holly: A letter? What's the song?
Leprechaun: Ya I'm 'gon be there.
Holly: Oh please don't, just give me the letter.
Leprechaun: I could get reported!
Holly: By who? The leprechaun union?
Leprechaun: You know, I was in an off-Broadway play with Al god damn Pacino I don't need this shit. Want the balloons?
Holly: No.
Leprechaun: Fine!
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[08 Nov 2009|05:20pm] |
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Jesus you had like the whole desert to drive in, Lyn..
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[05 Nov 2009|11:15pm] |
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes.
Love,
Alfalfa
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[03 Nov 2009|10:35pm] |
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If it were true that children emulate their teachers, we'd have a lot more nuns running around.
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[03 Nov 2009|10:41pm] |
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Why do all the religious psychotics wind up praying on my doorstep?
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[03 Nov 2009|03:20pm] |
we'll split the advertising, fred and i. he just won't have any presents for his kids at christmas.
he's a jew.
well don't tell him that. he loves christmas.
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[31 Oct 2009|12:58pm] |
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I get this ache... and I thought it was for sex, but it's to tear everything to fucking pieces.
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| This movie is so adorable. |
[28 Oct 2009|09:22pm] |
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"Chloe Winthrop Ashe does not whine!"
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