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[11 Sep 2012|11:32am]

deadsexy127
"No where in your rambling incoherent response did you come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul."
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[12 Dec 2011|11:56pm]

moriarty
"It's good to have a job that matters, boys. That's why I manually masturbate animals for artificial insemination."
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[14 Sep 2011|11:47am]

zombiemovie
"What if I tell her you did it all for money? How about that Ding-Ding?"
"Shut up. You wouldn't do that."
"Really? Watch this, slut."
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[27 Aug 2011|04:33pm]

zombiemovie
"He's not brooding or lovesick or noble. He's the fucking shark from Jaws... and I'm insulted that you think I read Twilight."
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[08 Aug 2011|11:24am]

lucyball
Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

Kenny: That's it?
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[31 Jul 2011|10:55pm]

juiceortiz
If you don't chew Big Red.... fuck you.
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[08 Jul 2011|07:27pm]

sharizard
"Hey, guys! Get off the dog! That dog is like two hundred years old in human...would you do that to Grandma??"
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[01 May 2011|10:13pm]

pronto
"I got two words for you, Vincent."
"Sister Mary Clarence!"
"...Bless you."
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[01 May 2011|03:05pm]

caprica
oh my god, it's the bride and the woman she'll never live up to.
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[13 Apr 2011|10:51am]

caprica
I'm looking around this room right now, and I don't see a single ass I haven't taped. ... I think I mean tapped.
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[07 Apr 2011|01:57pm]

starkid

Okay, I know you’re thinking, “What is this? Kid spends a few days in the hospital and all his problems are cured?” But I’m not. I know I’m not. I can tell this is just the beginning. I still need to face my homework, my school, my friends. My dad. But the difference between today and last Saturday is that for the first time in a while, I can look forward to the things I want to do in my life. Bike, eat, drink, talk. Ride the subway, read, read maps. Make maps, make art. Finish the Gates application. Tell my dad not to stress about it. Hug my mom. Kiss my little sister. Kiss my dad. Make out with Noelle. Make out with her more. Take her on a picnic. See a movie with her. See a movie with Aaron. Heck, see a movie with Nia. Have a party. Tell people my story. Volunteer at 3 North. Help people like Bobby. Like Muqtada. Like me. Draw more. Draw a person. Draw a naked person. Draw Noelle naked. Run, travel, swim, skip. Yeah, I know it’s lame, but, whatever. Skip anyway. Breathe… Live

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[26 Mar 2011|04:41pm]

eastwick
That's right, bitches. I got a crossbow.
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[09 Mar 2011|11:58am]

caprica
“I’ve been feeling a little fragile these days; I need you to be nice.”
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[01 Mar 2011|10:28am]

moriarty
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion; I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time; like tears in rain. Time to die.
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[23 Jan 2011|10:12pm]

caprica
Sam I'm serious! I'm not going to sleep with you!
Ugghhh, does this have something to do with Jesus? Is that what this is?
No. I made a new years resolution.
To what?
To not be such a whore.
How's that been going for you?
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[23 Jan 2011|12:43am]
parvati
you look like a pumpkin, bitch.
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I haven't seen this movie in so fucking long. [20 Jan 2011|12:19am]

juiceortiz
"Are you a lesbian? Or... what are you, Pixel?"
"I wasn't aware I had to declare a major."
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[30 Dec 2010|02:27am]
parvati
prince albert : for pity's sake, smile, woman. anyone would think we had quarreled.
princess victoria : don't talk to me.
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[22 Dec 2010|10:30pm]

caprica
love and fame can't live in the same place.
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[18 Dec 2010|12:03pm]

georgeluz
I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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