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Jesus you had like the whole desert to drive in, Lyn..
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[05 Nov 2009|11:15pm] |
Dear Darla,
I hate your stinking guts. You make me vomit. You're scum between my toes.
Love,
Alfalfa
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[03 Nov 2009|10:35pm] |
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If it were true that children emulate their teachers, we'd have a lot more nuns running around.
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[03 Nov 2009|10:41pm] |
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Why do all the religious psychotics wind up praying on my doorstep?
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[03 Nov 2009|03:20pm] |
we'll split the advertising, fred and i. he just won't have any presents for his kids at christmas.
he's a jew.
well don't tell him that. he loves christmas.
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[31 Oct 2009|12:58pm] |
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I get this ache... and I thought it was for sex, but it's to tear everything to fucking pieces.
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| This movie is so adorable. |
[28 Oct 2009|09:22pm] |
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"Chloe Winthrop Ashe does not whine!"
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[28 Oct 2009|03:57pm] |
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If you throw me out, and I become an Asian prostitute ... that's going to be on your conscience.
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[27 Oct 2009|11:39pm] |
"fine... fucking spend some time with her then."
"aight, bitch."
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[27 Oct 2009|05:33pm] |
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"You look good wearing my future."
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[26 Oct 2009|10:16am] |
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And I don't want to hear anything about "I don't believe in vampires" because I don't believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw is fucking vampires!
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[25 Oct 2009|01:19pm] |
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Ideas only seem strange until you try them on, brother. We had a temper tantrum in the form of a cataclysm, because we wanted them to treasure us, the Ones more than humanity. More than their own history and blood.
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[25 Oct 2009|07:05pm] |
what killed this dead rat? witchcraft?
- how about god?
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| This part in the movie kills me every time. |
[20 Oct 2009|06:30pm] |
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I guess I should tell you about the first time I had my period. My daddy was driving me back from summer camp, and I turned to him and said, "Daddy, I think I'm sluffing!" And he said, "That's nice honey." And I realized, that he had like, no idea, what sluffing meant! So I explained to him, that it meant blood was gushing from my you know where! And he nearly wrecked the car, trying to hand me a wad of fast food napkins, which is not something you'd want to particularly stick up your hooch!
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[18 Oct 2009|06:53pm] |
- We're number two! We're number two!
- You guys came in second out of two teams.
[cheering]
- Yeah, let's celebrate mediocrity! That's fantastic.
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[18 Oct 2009|02:30am] |
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"You've got Christ between your thighs, but with a shorter beard."
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[17 Oct 2009|10:01pm] |
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He has a double re-cracker.
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| i just got back from seeing it |
[16 Oct 2009|02:35am] |
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I'll eat you up I love you so.
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| the most beautifully voice casted movie ever! |
[16 Oct 2009|02:50am] |
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It feels warmer than I remember. Did the Earth get warmer? It would be great to know that... that would be a very convenient truth.
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[11 Oct 2009|10:43pm] |
❝marcel! i need you to take the french out
of your mouth and tell me what to do.❞
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