Untitled Untitled by hyel Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean Pairing: Elizabeth/Mary the maid Rating: R Word count: 200 A/N: Okay, like. I read this book called Peculiar Passions - crossdressing lesbian pirate erotica - how could I not? And it had a girl called Elizabeth who sleeps with her maid, then dresses as a boy and goes piratin'. So NATURALLY I decided that Elizabeth Swann's maid's name was Mary. The premise here is pretty much taken directly from PP and only slightly adapted to fit Ms. Swann. I also ended up writing a slightly longer fic which evolved into Elizabeth/Elizabeth/Jack (not Sparrow). Summary: Young Elizabeth finds her father's books most educational.