Oct. 26th, 2018


[info]sinnersson

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: 8:04am

So I think good questions could be “What exactly do we need to do the be returned it our homes” or “what exactly is the purpose of this experiment”. We need to word it exactly right. I did a thing in public speaking class where they made us explain making PB&J like we were talking to an alien and I bet we need exact wording just like in that project or they’re going to answer us wrong.

Oct. 11th, 2018


[info]wouldilietoyou

Felix - 2:31pm

Sorry this took so long, kids. Been a long day. This probably isn't going to be super complete, but I'll add onto this if we need to. Just ask, I'll see what I can do.

I'm Felix, I'm one of the old crew, or whatever you want to call us. The others are Levi and Audrey. The first group, as far as we know, showed up in September. None of the three of us were a part of that. Audrey and I showed up about a month in, and Levi showed up about a week and a half before the reset (last time we remember our own group still being here). No, we don't know who put us in here. No we don't know what They actually want. No we don't know how long They plan on keeping us here.


Things we know:

- This place is completely surrounded by an invisible barrier that zaps you when you try to cross it.

- The thing that zaps you is an implant in your neck.

- They can zap you pretty much whenever they want to, even if you're not around the barrier. Apparently They like to use it as a punishment sometimes.

- As far as we know there's no way to communicate with the outside.

- There are cameras everywhere, and they come back overnight if they get destroyed.

- Expect the network post lock-in thing to happen a lot, and with different crap to fill out each time. It's apparently their favorite way to inconvenience the whole house. You probably know by now that it's just better to get that shit done and out of the way and go on with your day.

- Expect to wake up in places you know you didn't fall asleep in. It won't always be your room, it won't even always be this stupid town. You're going to have to do your best to roll with it when shit goes down. If it's not a place that can be locked down (like the house) then there's going to be an electric barrier.

- Expect to be tested. It won't happen every day, but they'll throw us into situations where we'll have to figure shit out, work together, or just get out of situations to get to a set goal. It can be endurance tests, finding shit, or pretty much anything else They feel like doing. Sometimes it involves roleplay. No, fucking seriously.

- Expect to see some unexplainable, weird shit. Expect some of that weird shit to be tailored specifically for you. Your grandma's been dead for ten years? How about seeing her in the mirror when you wake up one morning. You afraid of cockroaches? Well, now your sink's fucking full of them.

- There's shit that showed up in the house and in town that isn't there anymore, like the clothing store. There's also an elevator in the foyer that leads to an indoor pool and an arcade. The ride down is freaky as fuck though.

- The food (and more importantly, the booze) respawns no matter how much we use. Except on the rare occasion They decide it doesn't. When they happens expect to have to work to get it back.

- This house was basically full the last time we were here, and there have been a lot more people in and out of this place than there are actually rooms here. People will disappear overnight. Sometimes their rooms will just end up completely empty, sometimes some poor new schmuck will take their place. This will happen a lot.

- Sometimes the people who are taken out are brought back. Most of the time it seems like they don't remember where they were, like us, but some of them remember being stuck in somewhere by themselves, I think. I honestly only remember one guy who said he was stuck in a tower with a robot doctor or something.



Tips:

- Put your name on your door. That's going to make it easier to do a head count, and for us to know where to knock if shit goes down.

- Don't go to bed naked. You never know where you'll wake up.

- If you know some stuff that might help out, especially medical crap or how to fix things, post it here. We're probably gonna fucking need it.

- If you see any wildlife or bugs or anything, you should probably let people know. That's not actually a thing that happens unless it's on purpose, apparently.

- If you destroy or damage anything in the house, fix it. They like to toss out punishments for that shit.


Levi, Aud, let me know if there's anything I missed. If anybody has anh questions I'll try to update this thing.

Oct. 10th, 2018


[info]trashqueen

Private to Audrey - 10:59am

You're the girl that's been here before? Like, a while? You lot are being kind of cryptic and I'm not bothered by that, but here's the thing.

This is my third day living in this goddamn micro mini. I mean, fourth if you count the day they took me. It's getting really uncomfortable, and I guarantee if I put this fucker in the washing machine it'll fall apart, and everyone's saying the clothing store you once apparently had isn't there. Not that I can go see for myself, in a goddamn micro mini and stilettos. So, do you have anything you can spare? I'm about five minutes away from going full toga here.

Oct. 7th, 2018


[info]roughjustice

#4691RCO4 - 8:25 a.m.

in which Justice rages nonsensically, using strong language )

Oct. 6th, 2018


[info]sinnersson

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ - 9:49am

Yo so since it looks like we have people who have been here for a while I've got some questions for you three dudes.

1. What the fuck is this place and how long has it been here or have you been here or whatever

2. Have you seen or spoken to the fuckers who brought us here

3. Have you tested the shock wall around the whole town

4. What happens to the people you said they take out

5. What do we need to know about this place

6. Why does this bracelet keep showing up on my wrist every day

7. Why us

Oct. 5th, 2018


[info]illuminated

Jesse - 8:35 a.m.

Hi. I'm Jesse Solomon from War, West Virginia and I feel like a dick on one of those dating sites typing this out. I work in a restaurant, I'm diabetic, 26 y/o, and damn there's a lot of snow outside.

[info]sinnersson

SS69 -

8:44am
Yo didn't we all already introduce ourselves? Most of us already met each other and you already have all my shit on this stupid wristband.


8:54am
How do I turn this music off tho


9:02am
Oh I get it. Well fuck you I can probably listen to Rupaul for however long it takes for you to tell me what all this is for.


9:19am
Okay nah fuck it. Turn off this fucking supermodel drag queen shit.

Hi I'm Scotty. I'm a student at UF (That's Florida). I like football and skateboarding. I'm gonna go ahead and say that if this is a prank if you wrap it up soon it's probably gonna be the fucking funniest thing ever but if it's not then this is bullshit.


9:22am
COME ON OPEN THE DOOR

Oct. 4th, 2018


[info]trashqueen

sammy. - 8:26am

Why do I keep waking up at 8 AM? The only time I usually see 8 AM is if I haven't been to bed yet. That's more annoying than anything else, honestly.

Samantha Wynne-Bishop. Just call me Sammy. I was in Paris. La Baron, motherfuckers, and I'd really like my handbag back. Keep the phone if you must, idgaf. Just give me the blow, especially if you're going to keep waking me up

I'm from London. I tolerate pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm not used to being awake in the morning, let alone thinking, so whatever you're looking for in my test answers? You're probably not going to find.

Sep. 28th, 2018


[info]sinnersson

SS69 - 8:39am

HEY FUCKFACES. My dad is a cop. My grandpa is a cop. My godfather is a cop. You guys picked the wrong fucking person to kidnap so cut the shit. ALSO PEOPLE ARE GOING TO NOTICE I'M MISSING I PLAY COLLEGE FOOTBALL I'M ON TV AND PEOPLE'S FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUES SO YOU FUCKED UP. YOU BETTER OPEN THE DOORS AND LET US ALL GO OR YOU'RE FUCKED.

Sep. 27th, 2018


[info]trashqueen

sammy. | 8:02am

a few months ago I turned down celebrity big brother because I thought it would be stupid and desperate and really who needs that crap? I don't need to live around that many cameras. It'd be too invasive, I told myself.

Har. fucking. har.

also if you fuckers know who I am you know I've pissed in some weird places before so open the goddamn doors.