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[26 May 2012|12:05am] |
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✞ HOLY SODOMIZED CHRIST JESUS ✞ I cannot be around animals. Ever.
( cut for animal death )
TL;DR: Holy fuck balls everything I look at kills itself.
[Filtered to Hel]
...we forgot to pick a day, didn't we?
sorry. we got so caught up in- well, talking to you about it, that I- that we-
well.
when are you available?
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[25 May 2012|11:15pm] |
[Filtered away from staff/faculty/assorted killjoys]
I have a pre-battle ritual where I wear my Sunday Best socks. And by "Sunday Best" I mean I've worn them every Sunday for a year and haven't washed them once. I may not fell you with the intense odor, but if you guys feel lightheaded for any reason, there's your answer.
Also, my hair tends to look its most fabulous on the day of a fight, so if anyone competition decides to dig their fingers into my scalp and flail me around like a tetherball, it's INVITATION ONLY. There's no charge for admiring it, though.
In other words, I'm not worried about this shit at all.
[Filtered to Marilyn]
Did I tell you I was psychic?
I can prove it. Right now you're thinking about wishing me good luck tomorrow, even if this whole thing freaks you out and you may or may not wish I was taking this more seriously. Also, you were considering making one or two cracks about my laundry habits. Y/N?
I can also predict the future. Tomorrow you will be totally and utterly bored while the idea of attending the fights will gnaw at the back of your head. Finally you'll give into your curiosity and come out to support me and possibly kick my brother in the shin for good measure because you secretly love me. And afterwards, you'll allow me to escort you to this fuck all party where I'll be a complete gentleman subjectively put and following which I will further escort you home.
How'd I do?
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| thirty. |
[24 May 2012|11:46pm] |
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Fuck yeah things falling into place. Got my first round of summer classes set up, a promotion at work, and the manager of Avalon Night Club complimented my booty. Today was a good day.
[Filtered away from Staff, Faculty, or anyone who might turn them in]
Not only have I secured us a spot for the fights Saturday night, but I also got us a fucking boss after party. All without threatening anyone. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.
Now, let's get down to business - who wants to fight who? I'll fight anyone, and Arron will fight everyone, but is there anyone any of you are itching to fight? Let me know and I'll set it up. Fair warning, whoever fights me and Jazz best come correct, since we'll be bringing our A-games.
Aimon or Jon, do one of you think you could handle keeping track of any bets for me? Arron's gonna be busy keeping order, so it's falling on me to handle the administrative shit.
This Saturday is gonna fucking rock.
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[24 May 2012|09:19pm] |
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So I got a phone call from this girl I used to kind of be friends with. I guess my parents gave her my phone number or something...I don't know. My dad said something about how I never talk about any girls when I call home.
It's not like I don't like girls or anything. I just have better things to talk about. Like me.
Anyways. My inbox is now basically full of long, teary voicemails that I don't feel like listening to all the way through. :| I honestly didn't know she liked me like that, but I don't see why I have to care now.
Whatever. She got chubby since high school, anyways.
[Filtered to Flauros]
I owe you a-
You-
What kind of food do you like?
[Filtered to Emmanuel]
I'm probably going to take you out sometime this week. Like, shopping or something.
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[24 May 2012|06:58pm] |
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Really, Myth Busters? Really? You had to do a segment to break the myth that women don't fart? What's next? Are you going to confirm the myth that water is wet?
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[24 May 2012|04:18pm] |
Fuck. I need something to do. I have watched way too much shit on Netflix. I'm fairly sure I've lost my ability to stand or walk or do anything by lay here on the ground. I think I've turned into some sort of gelatinous blob. Holy shit, Batman, I am The Blob! I mean. There have been rehearsals and stuff, but otherwise I'm just waiting for the time to pass so I can just go fucking home already. I wanna see my moms. Hugs must be fucking had! If they're not mad at me for flipping my shit earlier. They're probably mad at me. I called them screaming. They're mad.
Anyways. Will someone (or someones, idfc) come with me and help me get my adventure back on? Stuff needs to happen? Also dancing. I haven't danced in a while. Anyone out there willing to find some empty space and put it to good use with me? Fuck. My shoes need to be loved!
Blythe! Tattoo talk? I think I wanna get mine after Les Mis and before I go home. What're your summer plans?
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[24 May 2012|06:13pm] |
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You know it's been an enjoyable day when you forget to wash the kitty nose and whiskers you had the face-painter put on you in a show of solidarity with the children, and people keep staring at you but you find you don't care. The children had fun with it, and that's all that matters to me. Besides, I think I make a stunning kitty-cat. I would have been wearing my kitty ears too, if I wasn't worried about the little ones trying to pull them off my head.
There was one awkward moment at the grocery store, when I very clearly got hit on. The man refused to take no for an answer, but thankfully Xander wasn't feeling well and his projectile vomiting skills are practically circus-worthy. Is it wrong that the situation amused me? Oh well...
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[24 May 2012|12:10pm] |
I'm finding that with summer right at my front door that I am excited and yearning to wander the town and see what produce I can find and begin cooking again. During the semester, I had to postpone much of this and lived almost entirely off of leftovers and anything that could be made in bulk and frozen--which, though not terrible, is far less appealing than the joys of cooking up something new, something different each night.
Any suggestions? This school is filled with so many rich and interesting histories and cultures, please share your culinary[...] uniqueness.
[Filter: Doctors & Nurses Alike!]
To whom might I speak about particularly horrific and sleepless nights?
They were unendingly horrible that one night. I really need this fixed, please.
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| seventh flap~ |
[24 May 2012|10:26am] |
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If anyone is interested in taking an Intro to Ornithology course I'll be offering one for each session of Summer courses. The class will be mostly outside observations and teach how to identify different species and their migratory patterns.
In other news, I feel stifled. Perhaps I need a new hobby.
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[24 May 2012|09:50am] |
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Fair readers/listeners to the Love Line, today I'm asking a few queries of all of you. I know, craziness, but I want to pick your brains. It's practically summer, everyone's getting in shape for bathing suit weather, and casual dating is on the rise. Therefore, my two questions - Summer loving, are you a fling type or looking for love, and, what are your best summer date ideas?
Now, to make this worth your while, have some Avengers-themed cocktail recipes, and as always the advice line is open. Remember, you can ask openly or anonymously, we respect your need for privacy here.
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| sif is impossibly nice |
[24 May 2012|11:46pm] |
Charlotte, I really enjoyed helping out with the kids the other days!! Any time you need a hand, please let me know! I'd love to help out.
I've been thinking of getting a part time job over the summer, but I'm really not sure what I could do! I've never had a job before, unless competing in pageants counts, so I don't really know what I could do. Except maybe dancing? I'm okay at that!
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| hermes is smitten. |
[24 May 2012|11:34pm] |
[ AIDAN ]
I think I'm in love.
Favorite holiday destination, go.
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[24 May 2012|07:08am] |
Thanks again for coming out, bikini crew! And thanks to the lovely gentlemen that made the noble sacrifice to hold our purses and give a guy's view on our choices. We hope all that modeling wasn't too boring for you.
I think a group beach trip should be planned in the future! :D
This summer is going to be really, really exciting! I'm already planning some road trips, I get to be super greedy with two of my sisters so far, I'm making a short stop back home to surprise my mom for her birthday and I have a bikini for every business day. My credit card suffers, but it suffers in the name of sun and fun!
[Filter: Bethany]
Hey ... um. I hope you don't mind, but I picked you up some things for the summer. I don't know if swimming is your thing, but even if you're not into beaches and stuff, I thought maybe you'd go to the lake or something. Those are generally quieter or at least have quiet spots. If you want to return them and pick something else out, that's totally cool, but :x well, they're on your bed. I snooped through your closet to nab your size. :( I'm sorry and I'll make it up to you if you want!
Did you go on your date yet? How'd that go?
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[23 May 2012|10:04pm] |
Just received word my parents will be flying to the Bahamas this summer to renew their vows. They've been saving money to do so the last five years. My mother is even going to take my father's last name. Jillian Collins. Looks and sounds strange.
Sorry to hear about that cupcake disaster. It was amusing from afar, though I'm sure it was less so in person.
[Filtered to Ayane]
I'm making portobello mushroom burgers tomorrow night. Would you like to join us for dinner?
[Filtered to Swimsuit Shopping Crew]
Shopping was a lot of fun. Thank you for letting me tag along.
[Filtered to Lily]
Shall we start planning the picnic now that the flowers and pranks have all passed? I think we're in the clear. ...I hope I haven't just jinxed it.
[Filtered to Zack]
Can we go out some time? I just need to talk and I don't feel like being here when I do. There's something that's bothering me. Nothing bad, of course, but there's something about this girl. Christina. I don't know, I get this weird feeling. Can we talk about it?
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[23 May 2012|06:43pm] |
Ahoj. Hello! My name is Vincenc. :)
I haven't taken the time to introduce myself on here, but this place has so many things I want to sign up for. And so many people I haven't met. I've been busy, and apparently, so has everyone else.
You're all...not this crazy all the time, I hope? I have been here for a week and already...people draped about in the hallways and giggling. It is so strange. It's really- You're all-
Ah. Anyways. I haven't gotten a decent run in since I relocated. Anyone feel like coming with? I don't feel-
She.
I need to get out of here, already.
[Filtered to Eve]
...
Forever and always?
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| Champagne And Razorblades |
[23 May 2012|04:53pm] |
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When it rains it pours, as they say. Have a little update:
- That guy who hit on me, who took me on the motorcycle ride, called me asking if I wanted to go out sometime. I turned him down. I need to have words with my boss about giving people my number.
- The job offer, to perform at that club, not at all what I was expecting. Pole-dancing and not singing. I'll probably accept it though, I need the extra cash like whoa.
- Got that budget done, thank you again Jake. Now let's hope I can stick to it. I won't, I already know this.
- Won the bet I made with the owner of my new favorite mall store by showing off my amazing skills playing foreign instruments. Thank you, Aidan. Now, if I ever want a guqin of my very own I can get a discount. If only I had a place to keep one...
( [filtered to aidan/private filter] )
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[23 May 2012|03:24pm] |
Today I saw not one, not two, but three students sobbing because they had failed their finals. I told them to suck it up, not be such goddamn babies, and informed them that they weren't important enough for the world to just suddenly end. One of them kept crying. “Oh my gawd! My parents are gonna kill me!” I wish I could hear that conversation! The second one just left, but the third one called my a dyke, and punched me in the face. So I've got a split lip, and don't worry sis, I'll take care of it soon. But the blood high is so fantastic!
In other more boring exciting news, unlike those other three students I am confident that I passed my finals. Just one more year to go, and then I can search for some job that will have nothing to do with the degree that I worked ten years off and on to get. Burger King, here I come!
Not mentioning the cupcakes.
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[23 May 2012|03:11pm] |
I think I'm laying off the sweets for a while. I don't know if that had anything to do with what happened, but I'm not taking any chances. Especially after everyone else complained about the cupcakes. It was... It was... It was a very interesting night that night. Interesting meaning horrible. Disgusting even. I don't want to have that night again. Never. Ever.
I.....I'm going out.
[Private]
There have been some weird dreams in my life, but this takes the cake. Did I just...? I can't stop thinking about it. About him. About that. Is there a way to clean my brain out with soap? With steal wool? ANYTHING?
I woke up tangled in my sheets. I can only imagine what I sounded like.
Oh... I'm so... Oh man...
Maybe it'd be best not to be me for a while.
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| [Filtered to Riley] |
[23 May 2012|02:16pm] |
I think Max Legion I
I'd like to talk now.
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[23 May 2012|09:45am] |
this school has some really interesting individuals in it. i think i may have gone on the best date ever one of the few worthwhile trips i've taken since coming here. it's a compliment. i'm pleasantly surprised.
i want to head to the lake next week. if i have a new bikini, i should use it, right? all that shopping made me realize that it's truly going to be summer. my wardrobe needs a bit of an overhaul for the season.
[FILTER: Samantha Hayes]sorry for leaving early. i have so much to tell you. [FILTER: Nicholas Arcas]i had fun. thank you for taking me out (and for taking me home last night). ♥ i'm sorry i didn't invite you in... maybe next time?
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[23 May 2012|09:37am] |
I start work next Monday. Man, this is totally weird. I can't believe I'm actually an adult with a job now. You think graduate school could have prolonged the college simulation, but nope, now I have to deal with the real world. Which is totally fine, because Luna and Van will be getting an upgrade in dog food choice. No more off-label food for you, my dears! It's all about Eukanuba and Pedigree from now on. We're getting extravagant.
Anyways, I need to take advantage of my last week of freedom. I've been going on some runs in the Black Forest early in the morning, but I've got to do something else besides running.
Also: so glad I didn't eat any of those cupcakes.
[FILTER: Aidan Graveley]Hey, let's go o
I just had a fun idea. Let's play some soccer.
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[23 May 2012|12:13am] |
Sometimes knowledge, and wisdom have nothing to do with avoiding danger. Sometimes it's all a matter of being saved by something most idiotic! Case in point? I didn't eat the two cupcakes in my office, because the frosting on them was pink! You know what I associate pink with? Strawberries. Right now I have not been in the mood for strawberries.
Also I find pink to be such an awful color at the moment.
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[22 May 2012|11:39pm] |
BEST. COLON. FLUSH. EVER.
Not really. I missed a day of work. I blame the hot chick with the cupcakes. She told me to take one. And I did. And then I got sick. It wasn't my breakfast. Yes, I did drop the piece of toast on the floor. But the 5 Second Rule dictates that one has 5 Mississippis to get what has fallen on the floor before it becomes diseased and inedible.
And my kitchen isn't that bad.
I'd say I learned my lesson, but I haven't. A good colon flush is good every once in a while. So, thank you cupcake, for makin' me just a little bit healthier.
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[22 May 2012|10:57pm] |
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Who of you out there really saw no danger in mystery cupcakes? How obvious does danger have to be in order for you to realize it?
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[22 May 2012|05:41pm] |
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Stupid delicious cupcakes.
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