Who: Bookster Gold, Skeets and Open Where: Chinatown Park, Metropolis When: July 4th Summary: Taking a box of pens and some 8x11 glossies, Booster goes to meet his public, with the usual success
It was half past noon, the weather was beautiful, but, they'd been out there since eight. Sitting on a park bench overlooking the water Booster groaned as he lounged back, staring at the clouds.
"Skeets, who's endorsing us this month?"
"I BELIEVE STAR LABS IS SIR."
"Ugh, they don't give free food."
"SIR, I BELIEVE YOU SAID YOU WERE SICK OF TACOS AFTER THE ENDORSEMENTS FROM MEXICO CITY. THEY DO STILL CONSIDER YOU A HERO OF GREAT RENOWN, PERHAPS YOU WOULD GET MORE AUTOGRAPH REQUESTS THERE."
"Skeets, they think I'm the reincarnation of some Japanese advertising idol there."
"AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T DECLARE IT NATIONAL GREEN LANTERN APPRECIATION DAY."
"Ugh... You aren't helping."
"SIR?"
"Yeah?"
"WAS COMING OUT HERE LIKE THIS REALLY JUST AN INGENIOUS PLOT?"
"Wha?"
"I HAVE JUST NOTICED, THIS WILL PROVIDE AN EXCELLENT VIEW OF THE FIREWORKS. I AM CURIOUS IF THAT'S WHY WE CAME HERE TODAY, AND ARE USING THE PENS AND PICTURES TO ASSURE ELBOW ROOM."