So, that little stunt that put us in FaeLand just cost me the job I've had for seven years.

I'm going to eat the carton of ice cream in my freezer, sleep, then look for a job in the morning. Or whenever I decide to get up. So much for moving up in the world.

Just a general FYI:

I'm going to be moving to New Orleans in a couple of weeks. Anybody in Cali up for a going away dinner?

Hello, everyone in cyberspace! I finally got fed up with deleting these emails from my account and here I am, complete with new anti-virus software just in case this isn't kosher. I hope it's legitimate, though. Such insistent emails just simply have to mean something important and big is going on.

So what is it? A party? A pyramid scheme? Human trafficking? Coupons? Cyber-orgy? ;)

I suppose I should do the customary Getting To Know You thing, too. My name is Misha, I'm an actress in NYC, I'm a Taurus, and I like hot fudge sundaes, rose gardens, and romantic comedies.

Even in the desert, even in this city, winter has a way of making everything less fun.

I need stimulus. Someone, be interesting.

Hi? Is this thing working? I wanted to talk to you.

I've got a few shifts switched; are you busy tomorrow night?

Hi. Sorry to bother everyone. I'm Seoyun. You can call me S.G. if that's easier.

I...think I know what's going on. This is a reincarnation thing?

Please be here. You have to be here. You have to.

Hey, Kitty Baby! Your favorite illusionist here. Feel like working a little magic with me? Give me a call.

What exactly is the meaning of all this? Come on, folks, I have a very busy schedule. I don't have time to read every kooky fan email I get.

I suppose I don't really need to introduce myself, but here goes ... I am Sky Traveler, Illusionist Extraordinaire. My closest friends call me Connor.

Now would someone mind telling me what the hell is going on here?