Metempsychosis
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metemmods [userpic]

I must say, godlings. You're getting entirely too complacent. Too comfortable. Even altering your powers has done little.

I think I know what you're missing. What you've been craving. A good antagonist! An excuse to fight and shed and spill blood. Need I find your oldest enemies again? Consider it done. Give them a few days before they choose to show themselves properly, but I'm sure you'll know what to do.



((Corruption will not reply further, but feel free to do some IC plotting!))

Figured I might as well get this out of the way since this keeps popping up all over. Will someone pleas kindly tell me what this is all about?

I will make this brief. I do not know whom you people believe you are, but know this: I have influential friends, substantial resources, and a vindictive streak a mile wide. I will find you and will find a way to make you suffer for this bothersome inconvenience if you do not cease immediately. Consider this your only warning.

Sita || सीता [userpic]

So I realized Halloween is in, like, a week. Anyone have any fun costume ideas? I'm thinking of going as a cation, with cat ears and a black shirt with a big white plus sign on it. I guess most people won't get it, but I sort of like the idea anyway.

What's everyone else thinking of dressing up as?

Really?

Okay, the first hour of this was cute, but really do you know how hard it is to tell your commanding officer you were late to a drill because you had to answer an email? Thanks for the K.P. Duty. What is this anyway, some kind of joke?

Current Mood: annoyed
Denise Stephens ₪ Ariadne [userpic]
Twenty

Hey guys, I'm pretty sure I'm ready to run initial beta tests on the combat simulator. Anyone up for being my guinea pigs?

STOP

Hey. The email wouldn’t go away, so I logged into the network. I get it. I get what you’re trying to do and I already remember, but I don’t really do fan clubs, so you can stop now.

How do I go about unsubscribing from this little family?

Μηλινοη.~*~.Marilee Green [userpic]
Ctrl+P=Print

Working in a funeral home can be unnerving enough for some people. More so as things start printing of their own accord...

What's this all about, then?

[With trembling fingers, he slowly typed out the message, pausing every so often to correct the worst of his typing errors.]

Hey.

I think I need help. I've been really thirsty lately.

I mean like REALLY thirsty. Never been like this before.

Any ideas?

Denise Stephens ₪ Ariadne [userpic]
Nineteen

Hey, everyone! Wanted to share this with you, in case you're interested!

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Lukas Volkov // Ares [userpic]

I am not paying exorbitant rates to get internet out here in the middle of nowhere just so I can get spam email. If replying to it is the only way to get them to stop, fine. If whoever is sending them is reading this, then kindly unsubscribe me and go fuck yourself.

metemmods [userpic]

Circumstances have arisen, godlings. I need you up to the challenge.

Shadows have moved and struck in the dark. We were unable to catch them before it was too late. The ones responsible are known as the Sluagh. This was not our doing, and we will exact our punishments, of that you can be certain.

The realm beyond the Veil is not one we touch, however. The Courtly Queens must lead this chase. You do not need me to tell how vitally important is that we get them all back. Do not lose yourselves in the process.

Mishael Durand // Titania [userpic]

Hello, everyone in cyberspace! I finally got fed up with deleting these emails from my account and here I am, complete with new anti-virus software just in case this isn't kosher. I hope it's legitimate, though. Such insistent emails just simply have to mean something important and big is going on.

So what is it? A party? A pyramid scheme? Human trafficking? Coupons? Cyber-orgy? ;)

I suppose I should do the customary Getting To Know You thing, too. My name is Misha, I'm an actress in NYC, I'm a Taurus, and I like hot fudge sundaes, rose gardens, and romantic comedies.

Denise Stephens ₪ Ariadne [userpic]
[Filter: Greeks]

OK, after working out the clue in the basket, I'm pretty sure we need to head to the Redwood National Forest.

Partly because of this. [She links to a news story about a mysterious giant golden egg in the forest that is attracting tourist attention]

Oh, gods.

What's the point? Of anything?

Today it rained. I was sitting on the steps as it did. I didn't even move.

This is the tenth bottle of liquor I've had today. They might as well have been filled with that same rain that fell on me.

The rain washes away. It washes our tears away into the ocean. So every time you go swimming, you're soaking in everyone's tears.

Think about that. Oh, did I ruin everyone's summertime beach fun? Well, too bad! Life isn't fair! If life was fair, roses wouldn't have thorns!

I can't. I just can't any more.

Denise Stephens ₪ Ariadne [userpic]
Eighteen

So... Is there... something we're supposed to be doing?

monkeyshinez [userpic]

Hey, guys! Remember how I was having those dreams and they weren't in any book? And how you all were doing your best to help me figure it all out? Well, all of those dreams started to be about monkeys. Then everything started to be about monkeys.

My dad is going to just completely die of resignation and laughter over this one. Trust me.

I'm Hanuman.

monkeyshinez [userpic]

Oh, wow! So I don't know what's going on here but I started getting this email over and over again which usually means the email goes into the spam account but it didn't this time so I opened it. Every single email is the same and they weren't things like "money for widows" or "penis enlargement" or "Who's Who Book" or Match.com. (Which I swear I never signed up for but they send me things, anyway.)

But I figured I should check this place out. If it's somewhere I shouldn't be, well, that's when a hard-drive crash comes in handy!

Hello out there in the interweb void! I'm Javi.

One

Well it's official. I've done my best to stay the hell away from all this. When my internet turned on me, I jury-rigged my type-writer to get my files typed up so I wouldn't have to deal with this crap. Alas my coworkers didn't accept my makeshift papers, so I had to cave and finally access this thing.

My name's Henry Phillips, formerly Hephaestus.

Let's get this over with.

Hada Morgenstern ◊ Esther [userpic]
Fourteen

OK... It's after sunset. Happy Purim to all the Jews out there. This is also the one holiday where my people are religiously mandated to get blackout drunk. Seriously. So, if anyone needs me before Monday, well, I make no guarantees I'll be coherent or remember anything from it.

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