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Merry Smutmas, [info]marksy! [26 Dec 2007|06:00pm]

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To: [info]marksy
From: [info]qotc



Title: Letters in the Dead of Night
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Dumbledore/Grindelwald
Disclaimer: I'd give the Harry Potter characters themselves as gifts if I could. Alas, they aren't mine.
Summary: It was lucky that Bathilda had found that particular letter. The correspondence that followed had been far less innocent.
Warnings: Smut.
Author Notes: Thanks to my beta, T, for a wonderful job cleaning up the fic.

Letters in the Dead of Night )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]karasu_hime! [26 Dec 2007|12:00pm]

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To: [info]karasu_hime
From: [info]snegurochka_lee



Title: On the Proper Appreciation and Manipulation of Pricks, by Fleur Delacour, Tri-Wizard Champion
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Snape/Lupin, Snape/Lupin/Bill/[Fleur]
Disclaimer: I own neither these characters nor the body parts they so expertly join together over the course of this story. I dare LJ abuse and/or JKR's lawyers to read through to the end without having to stop to have one off. If they make it, they may sue me for copyright.
Summary: So. I know what you are thinking. You are wanting to know how it happened that my husband went to bed with the potions master and his werewolf. Well, do not look so surprised! Of course I know about it. I was there, you know. What? You would have left? Sit down, then, if you want to know. I will tell you a story about men and their pricks.
Warnings: Double penetration, marginal het. See notes for other content.
Author's Notes: For [info]karasu_hime, who wanted biting, desperate sex, dirty talk, double penetration, bottom!Snape, and this foursome. Also, I should mention that she did not want women sucking cock, which was wonderful because as it turns out, Fleur has the same squick. ;) Huge thanks to my beta team of B, S, and R, and extra love
to B for the title. Merry Smutmas, Karasu!

( On the Proper Appreciation and Manipulation of Pricks, by Fleur Delacour, Tri-Wizard Champion )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]joanwilder! [26 Dec 2007|06:00am]

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To: [info]joanwilder
From: [info]kaleidoskope



Title: Brawny, Not Brainy
Rating: R
Pairing: Harry/Severus
Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns all.
Summary: What if Ron hadn't come back in time in Deathly Hallows?
Warnings: Implied spanking. Image is NOT WORKSAFE.

Brawny, Not Brainy )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]iamisaac! [26 Dec 2007|12:00am]

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To: [info]iamisaac
From: [info]lidane



Title: Interrogation
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Lucius/Percy
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, and I'm not making any money off this story, either. JKR and her publishers own it all.
Summary: Weasleys really shouldn't walk through Diagon Alley at night. You never know what you'll find. Set between Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix.
Warnings: Dubious consent, first-time, dirty talk
Author's Note: I've never written this pairing before. I hope you like it, Iamisaac. Cheers! :)

Interrogation )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]cathybites! [25 Dec 2007|04:00pm]

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To: [info]cathybites
From: [info]greatwhitesnark



Title: Fairytale Endings
Pairing: Sirius/Remus
Rating: NC-17
Summary: After being forced apart for nearly two decades, Sirius and Remus find each other again. Post- DH.
Warnings: Per request, biting, rough sex, hair pulling, dirty talk, rimming, frotting, messy sexy, gotta-have-it-right-now sex. All with toppy!Remus.

Fairytale Endings
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Merry Smutmas, [info]titti! [25 Dec 2007|08:00am]

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To: [info]titti
From: Gauriel



Title: How Draco Got His Groove Back
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: HP/DM
Disclaimer: If I owned anything here, I'd be an awful lot richer than I am. Thank you JKR for creating such a delightful universe.
Summary: Draco's life is in a rut. Ruined by the war, all he's got left is his pureblood pride and a little china shop in Hogsmeade. He spends all day watching others live their lives instead of living his, until, one day, that all began to change.
Warning: This fic is DH compliant, so I'm including an infidelity warning since it was sort of necessary to get our boys together. *wink*
A/N: Much thanks to my brilliant betas, J and E.

( How Draco Got His Groove Back )

Please note: If you wish to link to this fic, please link to this post and not to the fic itself.
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Merry Smutmas, [info]cjmarlowe! [25 Dec 2007|12:00am]

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To: [info]cjmarlowe
From: [info]coffee_n_cocoa



Title: A Blade in the Soul
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Neville
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: A desperate act leaves Harry and Neville equally shaken and in need of comfort.
Warnings: Hurt/comfort, angsty fluff, or is it fluffy angst?
Author's notes: Merry Smutmas, [info]cjmarlowe! I tried to include lots of licking and kissing and oral as requested. Hopefully it's enough to please. Many thanks to Gina for her patience and to my betas for looking it over.

A Blade in the Soul
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Merry Smutmas, [info]waccawheels! [24 Dec 2007|04:00pm]

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To: [info]waccawheels
From: [info]the_con_cept



Title: Flicker
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Harry/Sirius
Disclaimer: Belongs to J.K. Rowling.
Notes: AU, doesn't follow books 5 on, for [info]waccawheels for [info]merry_smutmas!
Warnings: Rimming, voyeurism, watersports, and mild dog play.
Summary: When Sirius is accidentally hit by an untested new Weasleys' product, Harry shoulders the responsibility of taking care of the man, and ends up seeing something in his godfather he's never noticed before.

( Flicker )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]chaos_rose! [24 Dec 2007|08:00am]

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To: [info]chaos_rose
From: [info]ships_harry



Title: A Not So Graceful Redemption
Rating: R-NC17
Pairing: Filch/Snape
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters or places. I did draw the pictures ;)
Summary: Severus Snape and Argus Filch find some common ground one Christmas.
Warnings: Snape is 17, and there's some rimming, plus reference to some bondage and corporal kink. Images are NOT WORKSAFE.
Artist's notes: I would thank my betas by name if I could... but big thanks go to the three of you <3 <3 <3. The title is from playing around with Silent Night... and I realised, *after* doing this, that my recipient was responsible for the first Snilch I ever read - which I adored. I hope that feeding her back her own rare-pair doesn't seem an impertinence :).

A Not So Graceful Redemption
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Merry Smutmas, [info]teaspoon! [24 Dec 2007|12:00am]

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To: [info]teaspoon
From: [info]t_quibbler



Title: A Return to Three
Rating: Hard R
Pairing: Trio
Disclaimer: I have no legal rights to characters of the Harry Potter series, obviously. Also, all characters depicted are intended to be over the age of 18.
Summary: Ron's return to Harry and Hermione marks a shift in the balance between them

A Return to Three )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]synn! [23 Dec 2007|06:00pm]

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To: [info]synn
From: [info]leni_jess



Title: Unforgettable
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Characters and setting belong to J K Rowling. This fic is not written for profit.
Summary: Memories are dangerous things: to give, to get, to keep, and to call up.
Warnings: Starts out with very dubious consent; however... Synn asked for D/s, BDSM, breathplay, and/or wall!sex: three out of four ain't bad.
Author's notes: Thanks to my beta readers F and G, and to Gina for patience. Synn, I hope the story meets your expectations, and that you enjoy it.

Unforgettable
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Merry Smutmas, [info]seshat! [23 Dec 2007|12:00pm]

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To: [info]seshat
From: [info]jeddy



Title: Sins of Omission
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Remus/Charlie
Disclaimer: The Wizarding World belongs to JKR, not me.
Summary: Sometimes to move forward you have to go back.
Author's notes: Huge thanks to my patient and faithful beta. Merry Smutmas, Seshat, I hope this story gives you as much pleasure as it gave me.

( Sins of Omission )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]mijan! [23 Dec 2007|06:00am]

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To: [info]mijan
From: [info]celandineb



Title: Third Time's a Charm
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Harry/Neville, Neville/Harry/Draco
Disclaimer: The characters and anything else you may recognize belong to J.K. Rowling and various corporate entities.
Summary: Draco gets caught watching Harry and Neville, but he has a proposal to make...
Warnings: Voyeurism, rimming, wandplay, anal toys, D/s if you squint, orgasm denial, dirty talk, blindfolding. and just generally a lot of explicitness
Author's notes: I apologize that there isn't as much plot here as I'd hoped in ~10,600 words. My muse evidently took the "Smutmas" label too seriously, that's all I can say.

Third Time's A Charm
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Merry Smutmas, [info]anise! [23 Dec 2007|12:00am]

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To: [info]anise
From: [info]cork



Title: The Old Extendables
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Fred/George, Ginny
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters.
Summary: Ginny happens upon her brothers in a compromising position.
Warnings: Rimming. Image is NOT WORKSAFE.
Artist's notes: Merry smutmas, Anise! :)

The Old Extendables )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]geniusartist! [22 Dec 2007|06:00pm]

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To: [info]geniusartist
From: [info]ausmac



Title: Their Private Literature
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter
Disclaimer: Not mine, done for pleasure, not profit made
Summary: Two mortal enemies find that memory is all that stands between them.
Author's notes: "Every man's memory is his private literature" - Aldous Huxley. A Merry Smutmas to Geniusartist, hope you enjoy your gift!

Their Private Literature
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Merry Smutmas, [info]midnitemarauder! [22 Dec 2007|12:00pm]

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To: [info]midnitemarauder
From: [info]xylodemon



Title: Dirty Laundry, and the Airing Thereof
Pairing: James/Remus/Sirius (and permutations)
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Qarnings: Threesomes, wanking, voyeurism, dirty talk, and boyfumbling.
Summary: In which we discover there are three sides to every story. Except for when there are four. Except for when there are five.
A/N: For the incomparable [info]midnitemarauder, whom I love deeply. I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Your request was a dream; I've been wanting to write this fic for a long time. Many thanks to the people who looked this over: you are wonderful, patient, and stoic, and when needed, down and dirty -- above and beyond the call. Last but not least, many thanks to [info]gmth, for leading us once more into the breach. You are utterly fantastic. This is a wonderful fest, and I'm honoured I was able to participate in its last round.

( Dirty Laundry, and the Airing Thereof )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]reddwarfer! [22 Dec 2007|06:00am]

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To: [info]reddwarfer
From: [info]elanor



Title: Tabu
Pairing: Snape/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry unwittingly accepts a job in a sex shop.
A/N: Many thanks to my wonderful betas and fact-checkers, and much love to the lovely reddwarfer. Merry Smutmas, m'dear! This fic is mostly DH-compliant, but there is unexplained ignoring of one inconvenient detail. Lots of people have come up with reasonable explanations, so feel free to pick one.

Tabu )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]longleggedgit! [22 Dec 2007|12:00am]

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To: [info]longleggedgit
From: [info]quill_lumos



Title: A Thing for Dark-Haired Seekers
Pairings: Ron/Viktor, Ron/Hermione, (implied) Sirius/Remus, (implied) Fred/George (implied)
Rating: NC17
Summary: Written for [info]longleggedgit who wanted some Sirius and Remus, some Fred and George and some Ron and Viktor, with nervousness and UST mixed in. This story is set Post DH. Ron has always tried to be what everyone wants him to be. A good father, brother and husband, but an encounter with a certain dark-haired Seeker sets Ron's ordered world on end.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything Harry Potter, related nor any of the characters from the books or movies. I do not make any money from the writing of this story. It all belongs to JK Rowling. Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Inc., Warner Brothers and any other entity involved.
Notes: For [info]longleggedgit I hope this story answers at least some of your hopes my dear, Happy Smutmas! Thanks to my dearest girl for betaing!

A Thing for Dark-Haired Seekers
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Merry Smutmas, [info]femmequixotic! [21 Dec 2007|04:00pm]

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To: [info]femmequixotic
From: [info]sherant



Title: A Snaco Vignette
Rating: R+
Pairing: Snape/Draco
Disclaimer: I just draw what my brain tells me to...
Summary: Post-HP6 perhaps, or Post-war AU. What would you do to a brat who smokes up all your best tobacco while you're out gathering supplies?
Warnings: Bare torso, fellatio, lots of rain, a hint of voyeurism -oh, and smoking. Image is NOT WORKSAFE.
Artist's notes: After I signed up for this wonderful fest I read through other people's posts to get an idea of what I could look forward to (and ideas for things I should have requested!). When I came across Femmequixotic's prompt of smoking I thought, "oooooh, that's cool, I should've done that! Hmm, maybe I'll do it anyway." So imagine my IMMENSE surprise and delight when I learned she was my gift recipient!

Anyway, the ideas (and her other prompts) really got my brain into overdrive. I really, really wish I could've asked someone to write a drabble to go along with this, since it turned out kind of rambly and short since I had to stop before it turned into a huge (but wonderful) project, LOL. But I really hope you like it, Femmequixotic, your prompts were a blast to work with, and I apologize again for the rather abrupt ending (and the proportionately small amount of actual smut)!

A Snaco Vignette )
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Merry Smutmas, [info]snapetoy! [21 Dec 2007|08:00am]

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To: [info]snapetoy
From: [info]r_grayjoy



Title: To Keep Calendars in the Absence of Time
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Disclaimer: Anything recognizable herein does not belong to me, and I'm making no money from its use.
Summary: Severus finds that there can be many reasons to keep track of the days, even in a place where time has no meaning.
Warnings: Rimming
Author's notes: [info]snapetoy, you are one awesome lady, and I sincerely hope you enjoy this. Happy holidays! My undying gratitude to everyone who provided their input along the way, including E. for encouragement and a brilliant suggestion, A. for last-minute assistance, and most especially to N, for everything.

( To Keep Calendars in the Absence of Time )
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