I ... um ... wow. I usually consider myself rather articulate, but this story renders me speechless. It's sexy, it's complex, it's masterful, it's ... it's ... wow. A magnificent and perfect ending to a magnificent Merry Smutmas. It's a fabulous finale to the whole Merry Smutmas enterprise, in fact.
I bow to your awesome. How lucky Regarde is to have this as his/her holiday gift!