Ok, I really HATE not being a mothertongue when it comes to reviewing BRILLIANT works like this one. I don't know where to start- the funny, compelling style? Harry's sharp and irresistible point of view? The original, perfectly thought plot? God, I loved every single line of this story! I swear, I just couldn't tear my eyes off the screen, especially during the "Teddy part" - I was really hoping that somehow Harry would forget his morality and give the poor boy what he needed. Do I even want to try and describe how hot the sex was, and how much I laughed when Harry found out that he had fucked with Not Malfoy for two times? God, I love you for writing this. The "sailor cursing" and the brilliant style is giving me hints about your identity, so I can't wait to know. Thanks for one of the best stories of the last MErry Smutmas! ♥♥♥