Ack! As you predicted in your LJ, I skipped over this one because of the pairing (three-ing?). I have no interest in the trio as a general rule, but I will read anything by you, Mistress Josan. It took me a few paragraphs to recognize deliberate bad-fic (I was wondering,'what is she doing??') but it was remarkably hot despite the cheesy porn movie dialogue. The epilogue explains all and it's Josan for the win.