Dear gods, that was hilarious! I practically dissolved into giggles from the use of adjectives alone before Harry even gets company, and the lead in - misadventures of a Smutmas participants - were nearly as fun as the fic itself :).
Consequently I was in no shape to take Hermione's appearance seriously - outfit and talk and behaviour all equally over the top :).
I'm still awed how it managed to be so hot and *still* so funny at the same time - Harry's lines were actually way more atrocious than Ron's 'dastardly villain' (which was hysterical all the same) in its melodramatic, well, *villainous* way, but still, it *was* hot. Poor, lucky Ron. Lots of fun touches, like the purring crocodile nipple clamps ;).
I adored the epilogue which put the crack into perspective after all, and whoa, mystery critter, you sure got your own back with the Nilla wavers (now I badly want to know what those are, *g*).
Pure, cracky fun!
Though dear gods, I'd give a *lot* to see Harry/Ron along those very lines pulled off in a non-humorous way! Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed this and am in no way complaining, but a darkish Ron/Harry that's not outright evil noncon would totally kill me dead ;).