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The Porn Santa (smutmas_mod) wrote in merry_smutmas,
@ 2007-12-28 00:00:00

Entry tags:

fic, harry/ron/hermione

Merry Smutmas, cluegirl!

To: cluegirl
From: josan

Title: The Tryst
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hermione/Harry/Ron
Disclaimer: The characters are the property of JKR and WB. No profit is being made from this usage of them.
Betas: To be named later. Many thanks.
Summary: See PREFACE.
Warnings: Other than the presence of some het sex, see PREFACE.
Author's Notes: See PREFACE.

The Tryst

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	leni_jess 2007-12-28 05:34 am UTC (link)
	I laughed like a drain over that. It was hot, too; great fun all round. (And I did remember nillanosis without prompting.) Lovely prologue. I'm sure Clue will enjoy her present! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	josan 2008-01-05 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	So you were one of those who actually knew what nillanosis was, eh? I have to tell you, I freaked big time when I couldn't discover it anywhere. (The Preface is very real.) Mind, it would have been a very different story had I not. I guess, from comments like yours, it worked out for the best. :-) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

leni_jess, 2008-01-05 09:29 pm UTC

	mimesis 2007-12-28 05:58 am UTC (link)
	way awesome. it's good porn, with good writing, regardless of the characters! [i'm not a HP slash fan, i just like smut & the asylum was featured on a sidebar.] :) what a fun discovery! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	josan 2008-01-05 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Just discovered us, eh? Well if you go back to all the previous master lists, you'll find some incredibly great porn. with good writing, regardless of the characters Oh, come on. Every character wants a role like this. Let's loose their inner Grade C movie star. (vwg) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

mimesis, 2008-01-06 03:16 am UTC

	simons_flower 2007-12-28 07:35 am UTC (link)
	OMG! Even before I started the fic, I was in tears laughing at the "preface". The dialogue had me going "WTF?" even as the "action" was good...then came the epilogue. Brilliant. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	josan 2008-01-05 09:06 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. RE: Preface. Yes, in every great tragedy there is humour to be found. (snicker) I'm glad the dialogue bothered you. It was meant to. I was afraid that it might be too much for readers and they wouldn't stick it out to the Epilogue, but it seems I didn't have to worry about that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fourth_rose 2007-12-28 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	You had me at the preface ;) Brilliant, especially with the twist at the end! (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan
2008-01-05 09:09 pm UTC (link)

I didn't know who you were, so I went to your site, where I noticed that you like to rec stories. I love friending people who do that since I have so little time to read. (You had some great H/D recs...thank you.)

So I friended you and then noticed that you were rec'ing this story. I adore your summation. And thank you so much for the rec. (I'll read your story once it's done. Even if I do occasionally write WIPs, I don't read them until they're done.)

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fourth_rose, 2008-01-06 05:11 pm UTC

	kittie8571 2007-12-28 02:29 pm UTC (link)
	This was a great way for me to start my day. The 70s B movie dialogue threw me a bit, til the explanation in the epilogue obviously. Loved it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:10 pm UTC

	alisanne 2007-12-28 04:29 pm UTC (link)
	Bwahahahahahahahahaha! wipes tears of mirth from eyes (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:11 pm UTC

	(Anonymous) 2007-12-28 07:27 pm UTC (link)
	I never read het, but Fourth Rose's rec intrigued me. And I'm glad I read this, because it was both funny and hot! ...Nilla wafers lawl Cluegirl is going to be so squicked! (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:13 pm UTC

	kaalee 2007-12-29 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I got such a kick out of this! As I was reading, I knew there had to be something coming to explain some of the dialogue and the little asides and such. Really well done! ♥ (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:14 pm UTC

	no_mad_skillz 2007-12-29 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Ahahahahahaha! So. Damn. Funny. And hot! squirm And funny, did I mention? snort Ahahaha, grape jelly. Eww. And Nilla wafers.... And Dom!Harry with his huge cock, good lawd.... And Ginny, getting up to who-knows-what in the changing rooms.... wheeze Can't wait to see who you are. ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:15 pm UTC

	rickey_a 2007-12-30 12:56 am UTC (link)
	oh wonderful Hot beyond measure and fantasmagorically irreverant (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:16 pm UTC

rickey_a, 2008-01-05 11:18 pm UTC

	secretsolitaire 2007-12-30 05:37 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha! Beneath the bad dialogue there was some delicious smut here. :-) (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:17 pm UTC

	syrosis 2007-12-30 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh man, oh man, I was laughing my head off here! The preface had me in hysterics, while the story itself was funny and hot as well. Great work, Mystery Artist! g;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

syrosis, 2007-12-30 07:30 am UTC

josan, 2008-01-05 09:19 pm UTC

	cluegirl 2007-12-30 08:18 am UTC (link)
	Eep! Just spotted this, but I'm still traveling abroad, and paying dearly for every second of internet access -- I'm downloading it to read offline, and I promise I'll comment once I'm home again, but I wanted you, dear author, to know that I wasn't silent out of any dislike or anything. From what I've glimpsed, it looks entirely fun, and quite hawt, in fact! (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:22 pm UTC

cluegirl, 2008-01-15 04:10 am UTC

josan, 2008-01-15 08:40 pm UTC

	ships_harry 2008-01-01 10:36 pm UTC (link)
	Heh, hardcase :). That preface made me laugh like an idiot... and then to finish it off with the nillanosis thing... heee :D. (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:23 pm UTC

kennahijja
2008-01-03 07:12 pm UTC (link)

Dear gods, that was hilarious! I practically dissolved into giggles from the use of adjectives alone before Harry even gets company, and the lead in - misadventures of a Smutmas participants - were nearly as fun as the fic itself :).

Consequently I was in no shape to take Hermione's appearance seriously - outfit and talk and behaviour all equally over the top :).

I'm still awed how it managed to be so hot and *still* so funny at the same time - Harry's lines were actually way more atrocious than Ron's 'dastardly villain' (which was hysterical all the same) in its melodramatic, well, *villainous* way, but still, it *was* hot. Poor, lucky Ron. Lots of fun touches, like the purring crocodile nipple clamps ;).

I adored the epilogue which put the crack into perspective after all, and whoa, mystery critter, you sure got your own back with the Nilla wavers (now I badly want to know what those are, *g*).

Pure, cracky fun!

Though dear gods, I'd give a *lot* to see Harry/Ron along those very lines pulled off in a non-humorous way! Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed this and am in no way complaining, but a darkish Ron/Harry that's not outright evil noncon would totally kill me dead ;).

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josan, 2008-01-05 09:28 pm UTC

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kennahijja, 2008-01-11 07:24 pm UTC

	ariadneelda 2008-01-04 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	Hee! I enjoyed this so much! Preface, the fic itself, everything. Loved the over-the-top dialogue and descriptions and the twist of the epilogue. Especially the inclusion of nillanosis at the end. snicker Such a fun fic! :D (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:31 pm UTC

	katbirder 2008-01-05 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Fantastically funny - and hot. The bad dialog was so goodly bad, it took me a time to catch on. Funny intro, funny epilogue. Did I say that it was really funny? (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:32 pm UTC

zephyr_macabee
2008-01-05 01:06 am UTC (link)

Ack! As you predicted in your LJ, I skipped over this one because of the pairing (three-ing?). I have no interest in the trio as a general rule, but I will read anything by you, Mistress Josan.
It took me a few paragraphs to recognize deliberate bad-fic (I was wondering,'what is she doing??') but it was remarkably hot despite the cheesy porn movie dialogue. The epilogue explains all and it's Josan for the win.

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josan, 2008-01-05 09:35 pm UTC

	julesndairyland 2008-01-05 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	This is just full of awesome. I was a little worried - even after reading the preface, but this was magnificent! (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:36 pm UTC

	who_la_hoop 2008-01-05 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that was absolutely hilarious... your cheesy dialogue had me in stitches - and it was pretty hot too :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

josan, 2008-01-05 09:38 pm UTC

amanuensis1
2008-01-07 06:46 pm UTC (link)

*dies laughing* Omigod. And to think that I'm the culprit who made this all happen! :D

(If you want the origin of Nillanosis, it was the result of me hearing about some kind of kink that seemed so default-squicky and obscure...it might have been Roman Showers, or munging, 'm not sure...and I insisted I shouldn't have to list it in my list of squicks because it was just too obscure and bizarre for someone to think, "Oh, she didn't list THAT one, so clearly it's fair game if I include it," except that began a slippery-slope debate about where one draws the line at what is too "out there." And I announced that I was going to define a loopy kink and if people didn't list it in their squicks that meant it was OKAY IF I PUT IN THEIR FICS SO THERE. And that was Nillanosis, the practice of rubbing Nilla Wafers in someone's armpits. ^_^ )

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josan, 2008-01-09 12:08 am UTC