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The Porn Santa ([info]smutmas_mod) wrote in [info]merry_smutmas,
@ 2007-12-26 12:00:00

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Entry tags:fic, severus/remus, severus/remus/bill

Merry Smutmas, [info]karasu_hime!

To: [info]karasu_hime
From: [info]snegurochka_lee



Title: On the Proper Appreciation and Manipulation of Pricks, by Fleur Delacour, Tri-Wizard Champion
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Snape/Lupin, Snape/Lupin/Bill/[Fleur]
Disclaimer: I own neither these characters nor the body parts they so expertly join together over the course of this story. I dare LJ abuse and/or JKR's lawyers to read through to the end without having to stop to have one off. If they make it, they may sue me for copyright.
Summary: So. I know what you are thinking. You are wanting to know how it happened that my husband went to bed with the potions master and his werewolf. Well, do not look so surprised! Of course I know about it. I was there, you know. What? You would have left? Sit down, then, if you want to know. I will tell you a story about men and their pricks.
Warnings: Double penetration, marginal het. See notes for other content.
Author's Notes: For [info]karasu_hime, who wanted biting, desperate sex, dirty talk, double penetration, bottom!Snape, and this foursome. Also, I should mention that she did not want women sucking cock, which was wonderful because as it turns out, Fleur has the same squick. ;) Huge thanks to my beta team of B, S, and R, and extra love
to B for the title. Merry Smutmas, Karasu!

( On the Proper Appreciation and Manipulation of Pricks, by Fleur Delacour, Tri-Wizard Champion )

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(Anonymous)
2007-12-26 05:39 pm UTC (link)
Oh. Oh my.

The mind-blowing smuttiness of this, it's fantastic and ...

guh.

...

mindblowing - and yet I think my most favorite thing is Fleur's narrative voice. It's fabulously idiosyncratic and smart and strong and..

wow.

I think you broke me a little.

- Beachlass

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-08 09:51 pm UTC

[info]josan
2007-12-26 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit! This is HOT!

OMG! I'm...speechless. Give me a moment to catch my breath.

Okay...this "Sucking cock is men's work" is...WOW! I lol and reread it to remember to use in this comment. And it's just one of the many great lines. Love Fleur's voice...her confronting the reader at the end...and well, the sex was just incredible.

This is the true spirit of Smutmas!

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-08 09:52 pm UTC

[info]westernredcedar
2007-12-26 06:19 pm UTC (link)
I'm crying in joy right now...you know how on the internetz sometimes you might say you are crying, but really you are not actually crying? Well I am actually producing joy-induced tears, because...asH;DHPIFB...OH holy hell YES!

"I've always thought you two would have the hottest sex imaginable, if only you could get over yourselves and take your clothes off."

This is my new favorite line ever written about our boys.
I cannot say anything comprehensible yet. I'll re-read and be back later to go on at length about Fleur's voice and the smut and SNAPE and j,b;AKJNQWnzlk!! *deep breath* Shit. That's good.

*wipes at tears*





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(no subject) - [info]westernredcedar, 2007-12-27 12:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-08 09:53 pm UTC

[info]katbirder
2007-12-26 06:54 pm UTC (link)
That was fabulous! I loved Fleur's voice - so open and so practical, and I loved the way she lectured us. The shift of voice from 1st to 3rd worked very well. I am so glad you ended before Snape and Remus died although it was alluded to in the beginning. And the sex was HOT. Wonderful story.

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-08 09:55 pm UTC

[info]alisanne
2007-12-26 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Guh!
Damn, that was blisteringly hot and the choice of Fleur as narrator was brilliant.
The premise, the whole set up, actually, was perfect. Everyone was IC and the explanation for how they got there was so simple and so fitting.
Superb work, mystery author.

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:19 am UTC

[info]nehalenia
2007-12-26 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Sweet weeping Jesus hanging on the cross, that is one of the hottest things I've ever read, and that is saying something. I'm completely beyond keyboard mash. A DP Severus sandwich? My prayers have been answered! This was so freaking good -- the narrative voice, the descriptions, the characterization (yeah, even in a PWP, the characterization comes thru), and OMG the smut talking! Guh! If there was a Fabularasa Commemorative Dirty Talk Award, this would win! I am so bookmarking this right now.

Gosh, for some reason I feel inspired to go write smut. Intense smut. I wonder what Remus, Severus and Sirius are doing in the afterlife? Hmmmm.

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:20 am UTC

[info]nimrod_9
2007-12-26 08:29 pm UTC (link)
Fleur's narration was amazing. The whole story hot and sexy!! Damn didn't I wish I was Fleur watching all that!!! Thanks for sharing this!! *runs off to find the threesome fic I started with these boys ages ago*

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:21 am UTC

[info]emmagrant01
2007-12-26 09:57 pm UTC (link)
Oh, this was gorgeous! I especially loved Fleur's intermittent narration here, and thought it worked really well in the flow of the fic. You really found her voice very well!

And did I mention hot? Oh, yes. :-D

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:23 am UTC

[info]pikkalam_sri
2007-12-26 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Oh my GOD. Incredibly hot, and I loved the Fleur/Bill relationship ... I didn't think "ew, het!" even once. Good job!

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:23 am UTC

[info]fluffyllama
2007-12-27 12:28 am UTC (link)
Ooh, excellent stuff!

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:23 am UTC

[info]bronze_ribbons
2007-12-27 01:03 am UTC (link)
Holy hell. Bill's freckles, Fleur's commentary - oh, yeah. I'm still catching my breath.

(Here via Cedar's rec, and hurrying off to echo it.)

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:24 am UTC

[info]ter369
2007-12-27 01:37 am UTC (link)
Wonderful Fleur voice and so interesting to see how the personalities and events draw on, and weave through, canon. I like the multiple levels of voyeurism, from each man's fantasy of watching a particular person/action, to Remus who knows what people want from watching them; then Fleur as the catalyst to bring them together, and Fleur watching the reader throughout, bringing on her interjections.

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:25 am UTC

[info]ceria
2007-12-27 03:16 am UTC (link)
I love Remus/Bill, voyeurism, and the idea of Bill/Fleur with someone else. But her watching the three of them is wonderful. Your Remus is great and I believed him from the very beginning. And her narrative parts – damn, that worked so well. This is so very hot.

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:27 am UTC

[info]themostepotente
2007-12-27 03:20 am UTC (link)
You, m'dear, so fail at anon. The evidence is overwhelming. *G* Stop making me crave Remus/Bill! LOL

GODDAMN, girl - you write the HOTTEST sex.

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:28 am UTC

[info]cordelia_v
2007-12-27 04:06 am UTC (link)
Like everyone else here, I am in love with Fleur's voice as the narrator. This is so well done, and you depict both couples so wonderfully. But most of all, you make me fall in love with Fleur here. What a marvelous POV!

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:30 am UTC

[info]anoneknewmoose
2007-12-27 06:21 am UTC (link)
Sweet jumpin' jehosophat.

I love porn that makes me laugh!

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:30 am UTC

[info]letmypidgeonsgo
2007-12-27 07:04 am UTC (link)
holy mother of god *is an incoherent blob of whatever*

Tell me: how many times did you come? more than once, fleur...more than once ;)

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]letmypidgeonsgo, 2008-01-09 01:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-12 06:20 pm UTC

[info]florahart
2007-12-27 07:40 am UTC (link)
Author, if you are not who I think you are, I will be very surprised, and also, in the event you are, a recent comment of yours now makes me laugh harder.

The Fleur voice rocks, course, like everyone else said, and also, I cannot tell you how much I love her INSISTENCE this is all PERFECTLY NORMAL. Hee.

*has only read half*
*goes back to reading*

...My God, sucking cocks in men's work? ♥

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:34 am UTC

[info]karasu_hime
2007-12-27 07:40 am UTC (link)
ajdklajfdljfdsljfsd...my panties are wet! Can I say that?
OH MY FUCKING GAWD! I loved Fleurs narration here, smart funny and wonderful. I love how she put Remus in his place. And her sense of humor is wicked!

The men were hot! Just so incredibly very IC and just had all the right qualities I could really enjoy!

So many little sayings so many little parts that just made me squee!!!!

I can't wait to find out who you are! All the dirty talking was just spot on! And The DP? OMG lovely! Vulnerable snape, just guh!

I'm rambling! Let me just say I loved this to bits! All the dynamics worked out very well and had elements in it that I just loved to read!

Thank you so much!!!!!!!

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(no subject) - [info]karasu_hime, 2007-12-30 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2007-12-31 11:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]karasu_hime, 2008-01-05 01:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-05 05:04 pm UTC

[info]madam_minnie
2007-12-27 07:59 am UTC (link)
You have made me like a female character I totally felt ambivalent about before. This was so brilliantly written and so very IC and the choice of POV and narration was just... HOLY FUCKING HELL HOT!!!

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-09 01:37 am UTC

[info]abstractthought
2007-12-27 08:12 am UTC (link)
I have been slayed by you, "mystery author"! Incredible work! Your story is brilliant, vividly detailed, funny, sexy as all hell - the grandest perfection. I love the way you've written it, with Fleur as the cool and keen narrator/observer. She has such a strong, original voice, clever and assertive - I love how she confronts the reader and weaves her own thoughts into the narrative.

I adore everything. The irresistible premise: Snape/Lupin/Bill, with Fleur as voyeur. The gorgeous characterizations of the boys, Fleur's awesome personality. Bill's desperate lust for Lupin. Lupin's intense love for Snape. The hottest sex scene which takes place in the headmaster's office, that I've ever read - and it's Snape/Lupin! Then Lupin convincing Snape to participate in a threesome. The mind-blowing sex between Snape and Lupin and Bill! And the kinks, OMFG, you killed me with the kinks!

I explode with joyous squees and manic giggling. You are too brilliant for words! I love and envy the way you slay me with your fic. Karasu is soo lucky!

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-12 06:21 pm UTC

[info]ariadneelda
2007-12-27 10:55 am UTC (link)
Damn.

Dear mystery writer, how the hell did you do that to me? Making me read bottom!Snape with not just Lupin but Bill as well and like it and find it so fucking hot? I would have loved to be in that room along with Fleur, OMG yes, I would. I can only think of one writer, though I could be wrong, you never know.

But it is so romantic! You do not like romance?

Ahaha. Felt as if Fleur was talking to me personally there. And not just there. Many, many times. And her voice, wow. Was absolutely FABULOUS.

Also, this line? My God. Sucking cock is men's work. Is made of WIN.

Fantastic job, dear Santa. :-)

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-12 06:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ariadneelda, 2008-01-13 11:00 am UTC

[info]blpaintchart
2007-12-27 11:03 am UTC (link)
Simply one of the best things I've ever read.
Thank you.

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-12 09:56 pm UTC

[info]kayleigh_jane
2007-12-27 01:16 pm UTC (link)
Amazing! Fleur as the narrator just rocks my socks, and the sex was amazingly hot.

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-12 09:56 pm UTC

[info]oldenuf2nb
2007-12-27 07:12 pm UTC (link)
Ohhhhhhhhkkkkkkaaaayyyyyyy.....

Excuse me. I need some alone time....

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(no subject) - [info]snegurochka_lee, 2008-01-12 09:57 pm UTC

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