I know you're a boy, Harry, but I think even other boys would take offence at being pummelled when they attempt to kiss you.

Of all the lines that made me laugh, this made me laugh the hardest.

I love the two of them, and their boys, and I love that the boys come first, even when one parent thinks the other is being an utter prat. And I love that I know the neighborhoods they move in.

Innovative and well done!