![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) icanhasmeme |
| 2012-04-14 01:13 |
| THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME |
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| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] awkward, [type] choices, [type] crack, [type] dark, [type] fluff, [type] horror, [type] memories, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers |
THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME- Post your character, name, and series in the subject. Include any preferences as well. - Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out. - Have fun! TYPE OF SCENE. ① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios. ② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included. ③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes. ④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance. ⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories. ⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios. ⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even! ( oh so many options )Shamelessly stolen from Memebells @ IJ
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| icanhasmeme |
| 2012-04-10 23:38 |
| Now You're Dead Meme |
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| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] choices, [type] crack, [type] dark, [type] fluff, [type] horror, [type] humor, [type] serious, [warning] possible triggers |
Hey. Guess what? You're dead. Yup. That's right. You've kicked the bucket. Ceased to be. Curled up your tootsies and shuffled off this mortal coil. Go find Casper and give him a bitchsmack for me.Post with your character name/fandom/options. Use RNG to pick your scenario. Tag others for lots of happy-dead funtimez. 1. Dead but don't know it yet - You're dead. Technically. In all senses of the word, but your sheer stubbornness is refusing to let you move on. Does someone need to spell it out for you? 2. Trapped in your own body - Dead and you know it, only you don't seem to have gone anywhere. You're trapped in your own body as the people around you deal with it. Are you at the morgue? Is it just after you died and you can see the horrified stares? Are you in a coffin or being shoved in an incinerator? Either way, there's a huge lump of no-envy here for you. 3. Incorporeal - Well, you're out of your body, at least. But you're a shadow of your former self. Congratulations, you're a ghost. The question is, now what're you going to do? Haunt your friends? Spy on the hotties? The possibilities are endless. 4. Moved on - You've shuffled off the mortal coil and are headed for your final destination. Question is, where the hell are you going? Up? Down? Sideways? Reincarnation? You're finally going to find out what's beyond that final curtain. Shamelessly stolen from Memebells @ LJ
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| makingmemes |
| 2012-03-26 20:46 |
| The Bath/Shower Meme! |
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| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg-13, [rated] r, [type] awkward, [type] characterization, [type] choices, [type] crack, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] romance, [type] sex, [type] shipping |
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 In the interests of good clean fun, we're providing you with a bathtime meme~ The scenario is quite simple, your character finds themselves in the bath or shower with another character (clothed? Naked? Getting naked? Who knows~ That's part of the fun!), whether this is normal or your character has just "poofed" into the situation is up to you! Hijinks ensue. Feel free to mix and match, use the options below, or go to RNG and let the gods decide ( Options Under the Cut )(Taken from this meme @bakerstreet)
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Last night was pretty wild, or maybe it wasn't. You have just woken up, but you are not alone. Perhaps it is a stranger lying next to you, perhaps it's someone you know. It might be your significant other, or a one night stand. The fact remains that you are in bed together, naked (or maybe not) and something happened. Will you try to sneak away before they wake up, try for round two, or something else entirely?HOW THIS WORKS:1. Post with your character/prefs2. Tag around3. SHENANIGANS!4. ???5. Profit
(Taken from everywhere)
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| made_my_choice |
| 2012-02-24 20:48 |
| First comes marriage then... |
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| [rated] pg, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] age related, [type] awkward, [type] characterization, [type] choices, [type] crack, [type] fight, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] shipping |
The Parenting Is Hell meme
 So it's finally happened, after however long planning (or not planning at all) nine months of carrying it (or looking) and more hours than we'll think about of labor (or a grueling last stage of the process) you have a wee little bundle of joy in your arms. You think it might be smiling! It's so magical and adorable and wonderful, you just know your life is going to be different forever. From now on everything is going to be amazing and perfect and fuzzy and wonderful and storybook and... No. No it isn't. You just signed up for hell in a swaddling blanket. Step One: Post with your character, including name, series and prefs in the subject, especially if you'd prefer the cliche-prompts or not. Step Two: Others go to RNG and roll up a scenario, and optionally a relationship to share the suffering with. Step Three: Optionally NPC or bring in a different person to play the child, if you want, or just discuss it without having the child there. Step Four: Suffer. Prompts 1-10 are straightforward, prompts 11-20 play with kidfic cliches. 1 - Shut it offffff | Baby is adorable except when you haven't slept in a week because it. won't. stop. crying. whenever you to go bed. How is it so LOUD? 2 - BABY COME BACK | Teaching baby to walk is a brilliant idea until it's up and running around everywhere, trying to trip you up every time you're not looking. What have you unleashed? 3 - So you're a wise guy huh | Good news! The tyke can verbalize what it wants without just crying all the time. Unfortunately its favorite words are 'no' and 'mine'. Arguing is fun! Are you seriously getting baited by a toddler? 4 - JUST END IT | You didn't sign up for a hellion like this. You never signed anything! They can't make you put up with it! Just drop it off at Disneyland and run or something, MICKEY CAN HANDLE IT! THE MOUSE MUST BE QUALIFIED BY NOW! YOU WON'T TELL, HONEST! YOU CAN START AGAIN! 5 - And the award for worst parents go to | IS IT BLEEDING? I THINK THAT'S BLOOD. You only looked away for a second and now it's BLEEDING. That's a LEGIT SCRAPED KNEE. Or maybe even something worse, who cares, baby tyke is hurt and it's totally your fault. WORST PARENT EVER. YOU ARE THE WORST. 6 - WHAT THE HELL, SCHOOL? | Did your baby just come home with a bruise? Oh, hell naw your kid is not going to be bullied. YOU'LL GET THAT KID ARRESTED OR SOMETHING. RIGHT NOW. 7 - YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME | WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY RAN AWAY? Ran WHERE? WHY?! COME BACK! COME BACK RIGHT NOW! 8 - I'M NOT CLEANING THIS UP | Did they seriously think you weren't going to double back and make sure they weren't holding a party while you went out on your holiday? Not smooth, kid. 9 - But it's cool! | You are apparently no longer cool enough to be seen in public with the kid who you buy everything for, and also you're ruining their life by being stuffy and all parent-y and saying no. Discuss. 10 - Oh yay a--wait WHAT | In 2.5 minutes your baby will be marrying off with someone and moving away. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? IT'S BEEN LIKE FIVE MINUTES. THIS ISN'T FAIR! 11 - What did he just say? | That baby is...really, really smart man. Is that even possible? It'd be cute if it weren't so unnerving. 12 - Mirror image | When they said baby was a chip off the old block, they weren't kidding. It's like living in a house with TWO of your significant other. Or two of you. Or a frightening yet uncanny match up. That's so weird 13 - In their shadow | Did baby just save the world? Without your help? What the hell was in your coffee this morning? 14 - A certain set of skills | OH NO Baby has been kidnapped! Someone is going to be paying a ransom, but is it going to be you or the kidnappers? 15 - WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT SPOILERS? | Baby just came back from the future. Apparently you HAVE a baby in the future. You'll never guess who with! Wait why did they come by again? 16 - How do you spell that? | Your sappy and thoughtful name was great until they're being picked on in school EVERYWHERE for having six names. What were you even thinking? 17 - Cheaper by the... | What, are you like trying to start your own country or something? 18 - That's just not fair. | Your kid is like perfect at EVERYTHING and incredibly beautiful and enchanting and charismatic and everyone loves them. To an absurd degree. Where did they even get the rainbow eyes gene? Good for them, but come ON it's like a unicorn just vomited them up. Is there any shared genetics? 19 - But Vegas PROMISED! | Wait wait wait. The kid is your secret lovechild with WHO? SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE GIVING YOU ANSWERS RIGHT NOW. IT WAS ONE TIME 20 - So no pressure then? | Your baby is the chosen one. Begin dealing with it. It probably involves trying not to die tragically every weekend. Optional Relationship: 1 - Significant Other: You're in this together. 2 - Friend: Did you sign up for baby-sitting duties and late-night calls from frazzled parents? 3 - Parents: Looks like karma has finally come around! 4 - Family: Another child? THE child? A sympathetic sibling? 5 - Stranger: Oh you shouldn't have asked anything. 6 - Enemy: Delight in all the details of their suffering!
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the JUST DO IT meme
(or the SHAMELESS SMUT meme)
The room you wake in is unfamiliar. The decor is red and gaudy, the pillows and other features of the room ♥heart-shaped♥. The bed is, thankfully, comfortable.
And there's someone in the bed with you. Are they male, female, or otherwise? A total stranger, or an old lover? Older than you, or younger than you? Well, no matter who they are, even if you would never dream of it otherwise, you're suddenly filled with an urge to have sex with them. Right here, right now. And so are they, so that should work out just fine.Let's be real. Sometimes, you just want to play smut. Good old Porn Without Plot has a certain appeal, right? Other times, you just want to throw two characters together, but you're worried about how they would actually get to the deed or if they would even do it. Well, this meme takes out all the hassle. Let's indulge in some shameless smut. HOW IT GOES DOWN:- Comment with your characters, putting any preferences you have somewhere in the comment. - Others will respond. - Your characters, no matter what they would usually do or if they even know each other, will have the burning desire to screw the other's brains out. - There is no thirteenth floor. There is no Miss Zarves. There is no RNG. - Have fun. (Taken from wrongs over on Bakerstreet)
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| made_my_choice |
| 2012-02-13 19:21 |
| (no subject) |
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| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] awkward, [type] choices, [type] crack, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] romance, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [warning] possible triggers |
the morning after┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ a meme→ COMMENT WITH YOUR CHARACTER'S NAME, FANDOM, AND PREFERENCE. → PICK A CHARACTER YOU WANT TO TAG AND HIT UP RNG (01-10), OR CHOOSE A SCENE OF YOUR OWN. → PLAY NICE; NO WANK, FLAMES, OR GENERAL HUMBUGGERY. Trigger warning for sleep/party related things!┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈┈ the scenarios① BREAKFAST IN BED: Your partner's up and about -- maybe dressed, maybe not -- and in the kitchen. What are they making you? Could it be...grilled cheese? ② HIT ME BABY: They're such a peaceful sleeper. A peaceful, sexy sleeper. Actually there's too much of that sleeping happening. Why don't you wake them up, world's kindest alarm? ③ ESCAPE FROM AZKABED: You wake up to find they're rummaging about for their clothes, about to leave. Why the rush, and can you convince them to stay? ④ THE AFTERNOON AFTER: And the evening, maybe even the morning after after. Hours have passed but you just can't leave each other! Or maybe one of you just won't... ⑤ HANGOVER FROM HELL: There's a tiger in the closet, a baby in the bathroom, pink flamingos in the yard, and a complete stranger curled up beside you. Who is this person beside you smelling of tequila and regret? Do they know any more about what, or who, went down than you do? ⑥ WET AND WILD: Don't feel too lonely waking up by yourself--the shower's on and the sound of water falling is mighty inviting. Why don't you get cleaned up--or down and dirty all over again? ⑦ I'LL SLEEP WHEN I DIE: Sleep? What is this sleep thing you speak of? Dawn's breaking and neither of you have gotten a wink, or want one. Who's ready for round asjldkjl? ⑧ A BITTER PILL: Turns out the reason you scored wasn't your sparkling wit and magnetic confidence. Your partner had an ulterior motive--they already knew it, and you're about to. Recon? Revenge? Rebound? Tag and find out, if you can handle the truth! ⑨ THIS ISN'T MINE: That sleepy person in your living room had a great night--with your roommate. Well, might as well get to know each other while you're both there, right? Right? ⑩ WILD CARD: ROLL MORE THAN ONCE AND COMBINE SCENARIOS, CHOOSE YOUR FAVOURITE, OR MAKE UP YOUR OWN!
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 Readers of fanfiction will recognize this set up straight away. Maybe your character's touched some cursed object they shouldn't have? Maybe they've ticked off the local witch? Maybe it's just in their blood and it's "that time" of the month? Whatever the case, it's time for a change and you just changed right in front of someone... Fur, fangs, or tails. WHAT NOW? ( The Options )
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The SUDDENLY NAKED Meme
✓ Post with your characters, as if they are SUDDENLY NAKED.
✓ Other people reply with their characters' reactions. Respondents may be naked or not.
✓ Hilarity (Or whatever else) ensues!
Taken from goshdarnspam
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| likeaphoenix |
| 2012-01-21 19:28 |
| 013. HUG MEME. |
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| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] awkward, [type] characterization, [type] choices, [type] crack, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] romance, [type] sex, [type] shipping |
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HUG MEMEApparently today is National Hug Day (according to Twitter) so this needed to be done.
Put up a thread with your character, fandom, and any prefs (if applicable) and wait for someone to tag in with hugs!
Then, go to other threads, either pick the number you want or go to random.org and let the RNG choose for you.
1. Friendly hug - this person is your good pal, and you just wanna give them a fond squeeze to let them know.
2. Romantic hug - you just want to be closer, so wrap your arms around them, maybe rub their back some...
3. Bear hug - maybe you haven't seen them in a while, so how about a giant hug that lifts them off their feet
4. Hug from behind - surprise them, guess who?! or maybe they're having a bad day, cheer them up.
5. Awkward hug - maybe it's on accident, but whatever the case is, you can't help but feel a little nervous about hugging them.
6. Reluctant hug - whoever this person is, you have to hug them, better make it quick!
7. Random or other kind of hug - pick the choice you like best, or make up your own!X-posted from LJ
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| morethanfiction |
| 2012-01-17 17:29 |
| .011 Sweet dreams |
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| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg, [rated] pg-13, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] awkward, [type] characterization, [type] choices, [type] crack, [type] dark, [type] dreams, [type] fight, [type] fluff, [type] horror, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] memories, [type] romance, [type] serious, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [type] trust, [warning] possible triggers |
D R E A M S ~ M E M EDreams are difficult enough to understand. They range from embarrassing, to frightening, to thought-provoking, to just plain nonsensical. You may find yourself wondering what that was all about, or trying to forget about it as quickly as you can. It may be close enough to reality to confuse you, or dream logic may prevail. Whatever the case, the world of dreams is a way to delve into your psyche and deal with what happened to you that day, your fears, and whatever's on your mind. Except... what's that person doing there? Potential Trigger Warning!How It Works: ~ Post with your character, name and fandom in the subject. ~ Others respond to your character. ~ Roll the RNG 1-6 for your situation, from the list below. That's the type of dream your character is having. Or, just pick the one you like the best. ~ The replier has found themselves in your character's dream, able to interact freely. ~ Have fun! 1. sweet dreamsSomething like this might not happen too often in your waking life, if ever. You've found the world's largest supply of grape ice cream, you've won the lottery... or, perhaps, you're just having a really good day. Will this person share in your joy or ruin it for you? 2. nightmaresYour worst fears are being visited upon you tonight. Whether it's falling, losing those closest to you, insects, or something particular to you, there's no doubt you'd wake up in a cold sweat if everything went normally. Having this person there isn't 'normal', though. Maybe they can make things better. 3. sexy dreamsIsn't it so awkward when the person you're in bed with suddenly asks why you're dreaming about them in a schoolgirl costume? 4. bizarre dreamsIt's hard to categorize this, but it probably seems perfectly natural to you that you need to find the smallest grain of sand in the world to stop an alien invasion up until someone points out how weird that is. And maybe it still seems normal to you even after that. They might be the ones being silly! 5. memoriesThe mind often revisits important events in one's life. For good or bad, you're back in time, reliving something that stuck in your head. But... that guy wasn't here before, was he? Or maybe he was, but hasn't seen it from your point of view yet. 6. combination/otherDreams are many and varied. Mix up the flavors, or try something completely different. Wherever your mind will take you is game.
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Caught In The Act Meme
(Extended Edition)We all masturbate, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It's also something most prefer to keep private. But sometimes, people forget to knock while we're in the middle of things, and awkwardness ensues. * Post with your character's name and fandom in the subject line * Others reply, stumbling in on you. * You pick a reaction from the list below. (Or roll 1-10!) * PROFIT!(Warning: possible triggers beyond!)( REACTIONS )
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| sonickey |
| 2012-01-14 06:56 |
| Rescues Meme |
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| [rated] pg, [rated] pg13, [type] awkward, [type] choices, [type] crack, [type] dark, [type] fight, [type] fluff, [type] serious, [type] trust, [warning] possible triggers |
 * Post with your character, fandom, and any preferences in the subject line * Others pick or roll 1-10 for the rescue scenario using a random generator like RNG* Reply, rinse, lather, repeat. * Start rescuing people! 1. Accident - There's been a car wreck or a house collapsed. You never saw it coming and now you're needing some help in getting out. 2. Captured - Seems a bad guy is holding you hostage for their own purposes. Hopefully some help comes along soon. 3. Stuck - You really thought you could fit into that small space/area/situation but now you're stuck and can't get out. Perhaps a friend can find a way to unstick you? 4. Reverse - You aren't the one needing rescue, it's your friend. Better save them quick! 5. Timed - There's a countdown somewhere, possibly a bomb or something bad you know is going to happen. Hurry up and get rescued!! 6. Double Rescue - Both of you need rescued. Better work together in case nobody comes along. 7. Weather - It snuck up on you, the bad weather you're caught in. Could be a hurricane, snowstorm, flood, etc. Find high ground and hope to be rescued soon. 8. For Your Own Good - You don't want to be rescued but apparently you need to be. Whether it's something you're not aware of or you're a danger to yourself, your friend is going to do the right thing and get you out of it whether you like it or not. 9. Trap - You thought this was a rescue. Dun dun DUN!!! It's really a TRAP! Possibly instigated by your friend. Who can you trust to get you out?? 10. Free Choice. Any of the above scenarios or create your own!
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Do you get a happily ever after? Or a 'Rocks fall, everyone dies'? Why not both?
* Post your characters and set up two scenes. One with an ideal setting (They got what they always wanted, hit it big, became rich and famous, etc.) and one with a bad twist of events (They're homeless, everyone hates them, maybe they're even dying!).
* Others respond to one of the two settings (Or both in different comments, if they want!)
* Respond.
* ???
* Profit!!!
Just remember: no ending is set in stone, good endings can turn sour, and bad endings can be made better. Just see where it takes you and enjoy the ride!
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| mememaker |
| 2012-01-11 17:15 |
| (no subject) |
| Public |
| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg, [rated] pg-13, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] age related, [type] awkward, [type] characterization, [type] choices, [type] confession, [type] crack, [type] dark, [type] fluff, [type] hate, [type] horror, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] memories, [type] romance, [type] secrets, [type] serious, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [type] trust, [warning] possible triggers |
GENDERBENT MEME, PART DEUX. By request, another genderbent meme! In this one, your character has always been the opposite gender and it's nothing unusual at all. - Post your character's name/series/preferences in the subject line. At least include a description or a picture of what they'd look like as the opposite gender!
- Others go to RNG and roll numbers 1-4 for a scene type and then 1-10 for a prompt.
- Have fun! ( cut for length/possible triggers )
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| made_my_choice |
| 2012-01-05 04:26 |
| .006 You should have knocked! |
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| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg, [rated] pg-13, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] awkward, [type] characterization, [type] choices, [type] crack, [type] fluff, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] serious, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [type] trust, [warning] possible triggers |
You Should Have Knocked So everyone has had this moment in their life, the one where they were so impatient or absent minded they went flinging a door open when they really shouldn't have. Sometimes its not your fault, how could you know your housemate and his girlfriend were having sex on the kitchen table!? Othertimes someone was in the bathroom and failed to close the door the whole way, again not your fault. Sometimes they put up several signs saying "Please don't enter I'm very naked right now" and you just ignore them because who would have that many signs for that?
Anyway, that's this meme, you've just walked in on something you shouldn't have seen, and onto the rules and set-up.
Da Rules!: A. Post with the standard Character | Fandom | Prompts you don't want to see/Situations you don't want to deal with/Smut or no Smut set-up as is standard with memes now adays. You are the one walking in on someone. B. Someone responds by rolling 1-12 on the RNG and sets-up what the entry poster walks in on. You can also set-up a scene not on the list below, or cut the RNG short based on what you don't want to do. B Part 2: Items 1-7 are easily G-rated unless you go out of your way to make them rated higher. 8-10 are more R-rated, but there is wiggle room for playing the crack and awkward up instead of making it smutty. 11 and 12 are kinda hard not to have a little bit smutty given the settings. THIS IS THE WARNING C. Tag around, have fun with it! The embarrassment will pass... in theory. ^_^ Da Prompts!: 01. Talking to Yourself - Sometimes to work through a problem, you just have to talk it out. Or, in other cases, you need practice before you say something to someone. Whatever the case you were in the middle of talking something out to yourself that you probably didn't want heard by the person to walk in on you. Oops.
02. Wearing an Embarrassing Outfit - Everyone has some bit of clothing they love but would be really awkward to be found in, ask J. Edgar Hoover! Be it drag, or cosplay, that hat your mother knit for you with her own two hands? The ugly sweater your girlfriend gave you, or a uniform for the Next Generation era Star Trek uniform... your secret's out now.
03. Rocking Out - Everyone loves music, but sometimes you love music others won't understand. Or, you like music they'd understand, but your dancing leaves something to be desired. Or your dancing is fine if you would just stop air guitaring windmills on the bed. Whatever the case is you've been spotted now.
04. Watching Something - Much like an embarrassing outfit, or awkward dancing, there's your guilty pleasure. Maybe you just have a love for action films, or you've gotten hooked on a soap opera, maybe you'll just watch any film with Nick Cage in it. Whatever the case is your about to be judged by the entertainment you love. If you don't want to put a show here, you can replace it with reading a book, comic book, or any other bit of of non-music entertainment.
05. In the Middle of Something - Some people collect stamps, others little ceramic figurines, you might have a complete collection of beanie babies. Whatever your hobby, you keep it well out of sight of your friends because they just won't understand it. ...better come up with a good explanation now.
06. It was Suppose to be a Surprise - You had something you were going to give your friend as soon as it was ready. Birthday gift, Christmas, anniversary? Maybe no reason at all, the point is you're working on it away from them and SURPRISE there they are! Better hide the evidence now, or come clean and explain what's going on.
07. On the Phone - Ever had an awkward phone call overheard from only your side. Well, it gets complicated sometimes when that happens. Could be a doctor, a parent, a college friend, whatever it is the topic sounds very awkward from only your side of the street. Cue 'that isn't what it sounds like' when you find your evesdropper. Bonus points if you want something a little less G-rated, make it Phone sex heard from only your side.
08. In a Racy Outfit - This isn't exactly an outfit embarrassing on its own, just they might not be the person you want to see you in a leopard print G-string. Or you're trying on the skimpiest of lingerie and inspecting yourself in the mirror. Whatever your pleasure its about to be shared with an audience. If you want to take things in a different direction, try setting the scene asleep in said outfit.
09. In no Outfit at All - The next door neighbor to the previous option, sometimes less is more. In this case less clothing is more awkward. Maybe you're looking yourself over for new battle scars, you might be trying new sexy poses for the person you like, maybe you're getting in or out of the shower/bath. Or, like above, you could just like sleeping natural. Whatever the case you're giving somebody an eyeful today.
10. Watching Something Else - Be it a raunchy sexcapade, something attempting to have a plot, an art film, or a home movie from that trip to Cancun. Some people like to watch smut. Of course, some people should lock their door when they do such things. Whatever your taste in brown paper bag theater, you're about to share it with the class. If you don't feel like going that way, you can be caught with a skin mag or some trashy smut novel instead.
11. In the Middle of Something Completely Different - Masturbation, its that thing everyone does but nobody talks about. You also definitely don't walk in on someone doing it. Well, too bad, you just did.
12. Was left Hanging - So you've just walked in on someone who was having some sort of kinky bondage episode... but their partner has left them there, all tied up and on the bed. Whatever will you do with this.
The Bad Translator Meme
1) Post your character!
2) Find someone else to converse with
3) Enter your reply here, crank it up to the full 35 bad translations, and hit random.
4) Post your real reply [like this]
5) Post the badly translated reply underneath
6) Other characters can only hear the bad translation. Whether yours is aware it didn't come out right is up to you.
(Swiped from...places)
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The Flavours of Aphros Meme So, a wonderful fragrance has filled the air of... whatever setting you are in. This is really up to you where you meet your partners for this sort of affair. Or is it an ordeal? Whatever you call it you are stuck with it, so you might as well enjoy it no? This beautiful aroma fills you with a fire that can only be solved through release. It does not change who you are, or what you are interested in (for the most part), but your priorities of modesty, hatred, and propriety take a back seat to other needs.
However, the wonderful fragrance you feel as much as you smell or taste does not always smell the same, nor does it work the same. For the sense are funny and unusual things in this regard. Two people in the same room will react differently to the pleasantest of perfumes. Also while the effects last until you are satisfied, the fragrance lasts only a few moments. It should all be rather interesting, wouldn't you say? Now while none of these need to reach a... climax, it is more fun if you go all in. ...So to speak. Take the logs wherever you feel is comfortable.
You should leave the standard intro post, with your Character name, series, orientation, limitations (age up, age similar). You get replies featuring a new playmate with a selection from the forthcoming list. Then you respond with your own muses state of being, also picked from the list. Now, to our list of fragrances, which you can decide by RNG or you can cheat, how you decide is up to you. Original meme from sexhibitionists @ LJ
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| 2011-12-22 19:21 |
| .002 The Random Scenario Meme |
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| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] age related, [type] awkward, [type] choices, [type] confession, [type] crack, [type] dark, [type] dreams, [type] fight, [type] fluff, [type] hate, [type] horror, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] memories, [type] romance, [type] secrets, [type] serious, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [type] trust, [warning] possible triggers |
THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME
Extended Edition!Six different possible scenarios with multiple choices or you can just throw it all out the door and come up with your own! Perfect if you're wanting to play but really want a prompt. How it works:1. Post as your character with Name | Series | Preference (in case of smut or if you would like to skip that option). You can choose the scene and prompt yourself or leave it for others to decide. 2. Others respond to your prompt or after going to RNG and entering numbers 1-6 for a scene type and then numbers 1-20 for a prompt. 3. Respond and play it out! 4. Play nice though. If someone doesn't want to play something out, respect their wishes. TYPE OF SCENE1. Angst - Angst indicates heavy/depressing topics. Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included. 2. Fluff - Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance. 3. Sex - first times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related ideas. 4. Action - gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios. 5. Crack - genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes! 6. Your choice! - think of your own scenario or choose one of the above, make a combo even! ANGST1. Injury/illness - character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice. 2. Last moments - character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words. 3. Depression - character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun. 4. Betrayed - character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react? 5. Tortured - character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it. 6. Jealousy - character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it? 7. Breakup! - This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup. 8. Broken - for whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically. 9. Fight - You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore. 10. Lost - you lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces. 11. Worst Nightmare - whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real. 12. Addicted - you're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it. 13. Hurt You - you're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though. 14. Separation - you were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time. 15. Becoming a Monster - different from the crack version, you are slowly changing, becoming a monster. Vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no one can help you. 16. Frozen - you are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster. 17. Prison - you were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you. 18. Fear - you're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help. 19. Hated - you are now hated by the person you loved the most. 20. Down and Out - you're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do. FLUFF1. Cuddling - for whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling. 2. Pillow talk - after the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk. 3. Celebration - anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate! 4. Love Confession - someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day! 5. Appreciation - you feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back. 6. Apologies - you made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse! 7. Get Back Together - Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it. 8. Date Night - you've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started. 9. Family - you've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family. 10. Marriage - you're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step. 11. Meeting Again - it's time for that happy reunion finally! 12. Love At First Sight - for whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on. 13. Flirtation - you can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden. 14. In the Snow - Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it? 15. Engagement - you've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question. 16. Friendly Games - you've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition! 17. Gift - time to give that special someone a gift just because. 18. Recovery - you're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury. 19. Healing - time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back. 20. Better Than Ever - you've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include? SEX1. First Time - it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times! 2. Bondage - You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with. 3. Rough/Aggressive - characters want it rough. 4. Romantic - Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it. 5. Dubcon - Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not. 6. In Public - Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place. 7. Roleplay - Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now! 8. Healing - you've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in. 9. Last Time - this is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count. 10. Unattached - you're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right? 11. Anonymous - you met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names. 12. Toys - you're eager to try something new, so why not toys? 13. Aphrodisiacs - you've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself. 14. Show - you're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people. 15. Ménage à Trois - it's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of. 16. Non-penetrative - frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out. 17. Controlled - you are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you. 18. Hatesex - it's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other. 19. Extreme - fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries. 20. Fantasy - this is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner? ACTION1. Zombies - it's the zombie apocalypse! Lock and load. 2. Bar Brawl - you had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside. 3. Chase - you're caught in a high speed chase! 4. Gun Fight - you're caught in a big shoot out! 5. Fight with a Friend - you're fighting with a friend, all out. 6. Interrogation - you're being interrogated for some offense you've done! 7. Aliens! - Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down. 8. Final Battle - this is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want? 9. Training - you're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable. 10. No Hope - you know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away. 11. Sneaking In - you're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth. 12. Blue Wire - you're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed. 13. Fight for Honor - you've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honor. 14. Showdown - time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins. 15. War - you're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting. 16. Apocalypse - the apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left. 17. Sabotage - It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute? 18. Big Damn Hero - you know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you. 19. Fight Club - you know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got. 20. Threaten - you've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving. CRACK1. Genderswap - uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite gender! 2. Forced confessions - no matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret! 3. Mind-reading - you've suddenly got the ability to read minds! 4. Animal Features - you're suddenly part animal! 5. Awkward Pickup Lines - you're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest! 6. Back In School/Graduated - you're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated! 7. Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! - You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now? 8. Ghost - you're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability? 9. Awkward Conversations - so did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward. 10. Crossdressing - for whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite gender. 11. Suddenly Naked - oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone. 12. Suddenly a Kid - you're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood. 13. Fortune Cookie - You've sudenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague. 14. Super Power - and suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes. 15. Face Off - somehow you've changed faces with the other person. 16. Back in Time - Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea! 17. To the Future - is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though... 18. Angels, mermaids, and fairies! - you're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal? 19. Locked in a closet - for some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what? 20. Finger Trap - you're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that. Feel free to post more memes! Posting is open to all!
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the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme
1. post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. either post with a TFLN or just wait for someone.
3. respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.
4. HOLIDAY SHENANIGANS.
5. christmas hangovers.
6. have fun!!Posting to get things rolling. I hope this helps. :)
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