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| First comes marriage then... |
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The Parenting Is Hell meme
So it's finally happened, after however long planning (or not planning at all) nine months of carrying it (or looking) and more hours than we'll think about of labor (or a grueling last stage of the process) you have a wee little bundle of joy in your arms. You think it might be smiling! It's so magical and adorable and wonderful, you just know your life is going to be different forever. From now on everything is going to be
amazing and perfect and fuzzy and wonderful and storybook and...
No.
No it isn't.
You just signed up for hell in a swaddling blanket.
Step One: Post with your character, including name, series and prefs in the subject, especially if you'd prefer the cliche-prompts or not.
Step Two: Others go to
RNG and roll up a scenario, and optionally a relationship to share the suffering with.
Step Three: Optionally NPC or bring in a different person to play the child, if you want, or just discuss it without having the child there.
Step Four: Suffer.
Prompts 1-10 are straightforward, prompts 11-20 play with kidfic cliches.
1 - Shut it offffff | Baby is adorable except when you haven't slept in a week because it. won't. stop. crying. whenever you to go bed. How is it so LOUD?
2 - BABY COME BACK | Teaching baby to walk is a brilliant idea until it's up and running around everywhere, trying to trip you up every time you're not looking. What have you unleashed?
3 - So you're a wise guy huh | Good news! The tyke can verbalize what it wants without just crying all the time. Unfortunately its favorite words are 'no' and 'mine'. Arguing is fun! Are you seriously getting baited by a toddler?
4 - JUST END IT | You didn't sign up for a hellion like this. You never signed anything! They can't make you put up with it! Just drop it off at Disneyland and run or something, MICKEY CAN HANDLE IT! THE MOUSE MUST BE QUALIFIED BY NOW! YOU WON'T TELL, HONEST! YOU CAN START AGAIN!
5 - And the award for worst parents go to | IS IT BLEEDING? I THINK THAT'S BLOOD. You only looked away for a second and now it's BLEEDING. That's a LEGIT SCRAPED KNEE. Or maybe even something worse, who cares,
baby tyke is hurt and it's totally your fault. WORST PARENT EVER. YOU ARE THE WORST.
6 - WHAT THE HELL, SCHOOL? | Did your baby just come home with a bruise? Oh, hell naw your kid is not going to be bullied. YOU'LL GET THAT KID ARRESTED OR SOMETHING. RIGHT NOW.
7 - YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME | WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY RAN AWAY? Ran WHERE? WHY?! COME BACK! COME BACK RIGHT NOW!
8 - I'M NOT CLEANING THIS UP | Did they seriously think you weren't going to double back and make sure they weren't holding a party while you went out on your holiday? Not smooth, kid.
9 - But it's cool! | You are apparently no longer cool enough to be seen in public with the kid who you buy everything for, and also you're ruining their life by being stuffy and all parent-y and saying no. Discuss.
10 - Oh yay a--wait WHAT | In 2.5 minutes your baby will be marrying off with someone and moving away. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? IT'S BEEN LIKE FIVE MINUTES. THIS ISN'T FAIR!
11 - What did he just say? | That baby is...really, really smart man. Is that even possible? It'd be cute if it weren't so unnerving.
12 - Mirror image | When they said baby was a chip off the old block, they weren't kidding. It's like living in a house with TWO of your significant other. Or two of you. Or a frightening yet uncanny match up. That's
so weird 13 - In their shadow | Did baby just save the world? Without your help? What the hell was in your coffee this morning?
14 - A certain set of skills | OH NO Baby has been kidnapped! Someone is going to be paying a ransom, but is it going to be you or the kidnappers?
15 - WHAT HAVE I SAID ABOUT SPOILERS? | Baby just came back from the future. Apparently you HAVE a baby in the future. You'll never guess who with! Wait why did they come by again?
16 - How do you spell that? | Your sappy and thoughtful name was great until they're being picked on
in school EVERYWHERE for having six names. What were you even
thinking?
17 - Cheaper by the... | What, are you like trying to start your own country or something?
18 - That's just not fair. | Your kid is like perfect at EVERYTHING and incredibly beautiful and enchanting and charismatic and everyone loves them. To an absurd degree. Where did they even get the rainbow eyes gene? Good for them, but come ON it's like a unicorn just vomited them up. Is there
any shared genetics?
19 - But Vegas PROMISED! | Wait wait wait. The kid is your secret lovechild with WHO? SOMEONE IS GOING TO BE GIVING YOU ANSWERS RIGHT NOW.
IT WAS ONE TIME 20 - So no pressure then? | Your baby is the chosen one. Begin dealing with it. It probably involves trying not to die tragically every weekend.
Optional Relationship:
1 - Significant Other: You're in this together.
2 - Friend: Did you sign up for baby-sitting duties and late-night calls from frazzled parents?
3 - Parents: Looks like karma has finally come around!
4 - Family: Another child? THE child? A sympathetic sibling?
5 - Stranger: Oh you shouldn't have asked anything.
6 - Enemy: Delight in all the details of their suffering!
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| .002 The Random Scenario Meme |
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| [rated] nc17, [rated] pg, [rated] pg13, [rated] r, [type] age related, [type] awkward, [type] choices, [type] confession, [type] crack, [type] dark, [type] dreams, [type] fight, [type] fluff, [type] hate, [type] horror, [type] humor, [type] love, [type] memories, [type] romance, [type] secrets, [type] serious, [type] sex, [type] shipping, [type] trust, [warning] possible triggers |
THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME
Extended Edition!Six different possible scenarios with multiple choices or you can just throw it all out the door and come up with your own! Perfect if you're wanting to play but really want a prompt.
How it works:1. Post as your character with Name | Series | Preference (in case of smut or if you would like to skip that option). You can choose the scene and prompt yourself or leave it for others to decide.
2. Others respond to your prompt or after going to
RNG and entering numbers 1-6 for a scene type and then numbers 1-20 for a prompt.
3. Respond and play it out!
4. Play nice though. If someone doesn't want to play something out, respect their wishes.
TYPE OF SCENE1. Angst - Angst indicates heavy/depressing topics. Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
2. Fluff - Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
3. Sex - first times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related ideas.
4. Action - gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
5. Crack - genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes!
6. Your choice! - think of your own scenario or choose one of the above, make a combo even!
ANGST1. Injury/illness - character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
2. Last moments - character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
3. Depression - character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
4. Betrayed - character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
5. Tortured - character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
6. Jealousy - character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
7. Breakup! - This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
8. Broken - for whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
9. Fight - You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
10. Lost - you lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
11. Worst Nightmare - whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
12. Addicted - you're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
13. Hurt You - you're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
14. Separation - you were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
15. Becoming a Monster - different from the crack version, you are slowly changing, becoming a monster. Vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no one can help you.
16. Frozen - you are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
17. Prison - you were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
18. Fear - you're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
19. Hated - you are now hated by the person you loved the most.
20. Down and Out - you're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.
FLUFF1. Cuddling - for whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
2. Pillow talk - after the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
3. Celebration - anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
4. Love Confession - someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
5. Appreciation - you feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
6. Apologies - you made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
7. Get Back Together - Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
8. Date Night - you've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
9. Family - you've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
10. Marriage - you're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
11. Meeting Again - it's time for that happy reunion finally!
12. Love At First Sight - for whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
13. Flirtation - you can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
14. In the Snow - Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
15. Engagement - you've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
16. Friendly Games - you've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
17. Gift - time to give that special someone a gift just because.
18. Recovery - you're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
19. Healing - time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
20. Better Than Ever - you've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?
SEX1. First Time - it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
2. Bondage - You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
3. Rough/Aggressive - characters want it rough.
4. Romantic - Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
5. Dubcon - Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
6. In Public - Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
7. Roleplay - Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
8. Healing - you've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
9. Last Time - this is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
10. Unattached - you're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
11. Anonymous - you met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
12. Toys - you're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
13. Aphrodisiacs - you've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
14. Show - you're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
15. Ménage à Trois - it's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
16. Non-penetrative - frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
17. Controlled - you are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
18. Hatesex - it's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
19. Extreme - fisting, knifeplay, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
20. Fantasy - this is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?
ACTION1. Zombies - it's the zombie apocalypse! Lock and load.
2. Bar Brawl - you had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
3. Chase - you're caught in a high speed chase!
4. Gun Fight - you're caught in a big shoot out!
5. Fight with a Friend - you're fighting with a friend, all out.
6. Interrogation - you're being interrogated for some offense you've done!
7. Aliens! - Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down.
8. Final Battle - this is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
9. Training - you're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
10. No Hope - you know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
11. Sneaking In - you're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
12. Blue Wire - you're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
13. Fight for Honor - you've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honor.
14. Showdown - time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
15. War - you're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
16. Apocalypse - the apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
17. Sabotage - It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
18. Big Damn Hero - you know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
19. Fight Club - you know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
20. Threaten - you've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.
CRACK1. Genderswap - uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite gender!
2. Forced confessions - no matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
3. Mind-reading - you've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
4. Animal Features - you're suddenly part animal!
5. Awkward Pickup Lines - you're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
6. Back In School/Graduated - you're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
7. Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! - You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
8. Ghost - you're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
9. Awkward Conversations - so did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
10. Crossdressing - for whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite gender.
11. Suddenly Naked - oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
12. Suddenly a Kid - you're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
13. Fortune Cookie - You've sudenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
14. Super Power - and suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
15. Face Off - somehow you've changed faces with the other person.
16. Back in Time - Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
17. To the Future - is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
18. Angels, mermaids, and fairies! - you're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
19. Locked in a closet - for some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
20. Finger Trap - you're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.
Feel free to post more memes! Posting is open to all!
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