Mar. 19th, 2012


[info]puckzilla94

Pucktana Sexytimes

Who: Puck and Santana
When: 03/19
What: Santana needs to get laid
Where: Santana's house
Warnings: NSFW, sexytimes

Feb. 7th, 2011


[info]iwannabedirty

Who: Santana and Puck
Where: Cell phones
What: Propositions Puck has not been known to resist
When: Monday evening, February 7th, 2010
Rating: NSFW

Yo Puckerman, wanna come over? I haven't gotten any in like forever.

Dec. 15th, 2010


[info]puckedyourmom

Who: Puck & Santana
When: Thursday, December 16
What: Wtf is all this ~Buck~?
Rating: Puck's mouth is NSFW, but alas, that's probably all in his life that will be rn.

Puck was heading to his next class after spending the entire lunch period making a huge ridiculous show of making out with Brittany and loudly stating how they were so having sex like all the time (also have you told Santana this fact yet). The two of them were clearly some sort of criminal genius masterminds.

He strutted down the hall, grinning widely. By this point, everyone in the entire school had to have heard about them. They hadn't exactly been very subtle.

Dec. 11th, 2010


[info]puckedyourmom

Who: Puck & Santana
What: Puck is determined to ~follow his dreams~.
When: Saturday afternoon.

you, me, brittany. 3some. just... think about it. it would be the greatest thing ever and you know it.

Oct. 19th, 2010


[info]santa_santana

From: santana.lopez@wmhs.edu
To: noah.puckerman@wmhs.edu

disclaimer: don't think that this email means that i want to have sex or something

but i'm still hot, right?

thank you for your consideration

ps: i'm totally legit serious about being in a band with you and finn if he is also going to be in for sure.

--

From: santana.lopez@wmhs.edu
To: samuel.evans@wmhs.edu

your cousin is into women, right?

--

From: santana.lopez@wmhs.edu
To: michael.chang@wmhs.edu

i have a brilliant idea!

Sep. 14th, 2010


[info]santa_santana

Who: Puck and Santana
Where: Definitely not at school (Taco Bell & onwards)
When: Backdated to last Friday, Sept. 10
What: Puck and Santana skip school awkwardly.
Rating: gosh, let's just say PG-13 just to be safe. I mean, it's Puck and Santana.

I guess we could still go see a movie or something... )

Sep. 6th, 2010


[info]santa_santana

From: santana.lopez@wmhs.edu
BCC: finn.hudson@wmhs.edu, brittany@wmhs.edu, noah.puckerman@wmhs.edu

im bored

wanna do it?

May 2012

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