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Santana Lopez (12:07:49 AM): your girlfriend has no idea the moral dilemma she put me through
Noah Puckerman (12:08:06 AM): I'm sorry she did that.
Santana Lopez (12:13:42 AM): to be fair, i was unclear about who was invited
Santana Lopez (12:13:45 AM): and the more the merrier, right?
Noah Puckerman (12:14:20 AM): Yeah, that makes sense. And I am sure Sugar didn't mean anything bad by it. You know how she is
Santana Lopez (12:14:38 AM): don't tell me "aspergers"
Santana Lopez (12:14:44 AM): cos that's a load of shit and we all know it
Santana Lopez (12:14:48 AM): she's just... special :-P
Noah Puckerman (12:14:54 AM): I know, I wasn't going to say that :-P
Santana Lopez (12:35:06 AM): you'll just have to teach her to be less socially dysfunctional i guess :-P
Noah Puckerman (12:36:58 AM): I guess I will. Not that I know a lot about that.
Santana Lopez (12:57:19 AM): hey. so. you and sugar
Santana Lopez (12:57:31 AM): what'll happen when we leave for ny?
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Noah Puckerman (1:02:18 AM): I don't know
Noah Puckerman (1:04:26 AM): I mean, I don't want to break up with her just because I'm going to NY
Santana Lopez (9:56:17 PM): omg
Santana Lopez (9:56:25 PM): did you know b's first kiss was when she was EIGHT?
Santana Lopez (9:56:30 PM): WITH A GIRL?
Noah Puckerman (9:56:40 PM): WHAT?
Santana Lopez (9:56:45 PM): RIGHT?!
Noah Puckerman (9:57:48 PM): I am like... shocked
Santana Lopez (9:57:54 PM): at least she said i was her first kiss with tongue
Noah Puckerman (9:58:00 PM): Well, that's good
Santana Lopez (9:58:48 PM): yeah
Santana Lopez (9:59:00 PM): and the first time she touched herself was when she was thirteen
Noah Puckerman (10:01:58 PM): Wow
Santana Lopez (10:02:15 PM): course, so was mine
Noah Puckerman (10:02:44 PM): I think mine was twelve
Santana Lopez (10:02:49 PM): yeah?
Noah Puckerman (10:03:30 PM): Yeah, I was curious early I guess. I don;
Noah Puckerman (10:03:43 PM): t think I thought about anyone particular that I knew
Noah Puckerman (11:23:14 PM): San..... we gotta talk
Santana Lopez (11:23:23 PM): ?
Noah Puckerman (11:23:35 PM): Don't hate me.... but I'm not sure about NY
Santana Lopez (11:23:54 PM): ...
Noah Puckerman (11:25:22 PM): I just.... I can't make up my mind about what to do
Santana Lopez (11:49:35 PM): idk what you want me to say
Noah Puckerman (11:50:10 PM): I don't.. I just wanted you to know I am useless and I have no life plan
Santana Lopez (11:50:18 PM): yeah, you're right
Santana Lopez (11:50:29 PM): this is bullshit, puck
Santana Lopez (11:50:47 PM): no one's ASKING you to have a fucking life plan. they're just asking you show a bigger set of balls than a fucking COCKROACH.
Santana Lopez (11:51:08 PM): you know the only reason i felt safe going to ny with b was because i thought you were going to be there?
Noah Puckerman (11:51:34 PM): I want to go, Santana, but what if I can't do it?
Santana Lopez (11:51:37 PM): jesus, you could go back to school. you could have had a whole 'nother year to think abotu what you want to do, and a high school diploma at the end of it
Santana Lopez (11:51:44 PM): but you're too much of a fucking PUSSY to TRY.
Santana Lopez (11:51:58 PM): "what if i can't do it"
Santana Lopez (11:52:02 PM): do me a favor, puck
Santana Lopez (11:52:31 PM): talk to me when you ggrow a pair, because the puck i know isn't this much of a whiny little bitch. the puck *I* know puts the cock in cocky.
Noah Puckerman (11:52:48 PM): Yeah well the Puck you know is different now
Santana Lopez (11:52:51 PM): yeah - i'ma put the mom whammy on you
Santana Lopez (11:53:02 PM): i'm really fucking disappointed in you right now
Santana Lopez (11:53:05 PM): not because you failed
Santana Lopez (11:53:10 PM): but because you didnt' even fucking try.
Santana Lopez (11:53:26 PM): yeah, you're nicer
Santana Lopez (11:53:40 PM): that doesn't mean you have to turn into fucking FINN.
Noah Puckerman (11:54:10 PM): Dude, I am not Finn and you know it
Santana Lopez (11:54:17 PM): don't tell me what i know
Santana Lopez (11:54:21 PM): i know what i'm seeing
Santana Lopez (11:54:29 PM): a guy who could have it all if he just reached out and took it
Santana Lopez (11:54:34 PM): but he's too scared to lift his fucking arm
Santana Lopez (11:54:42 PM): it's like that eminem song
Santana Lopez (11:54:47 PM): no one handed it to him, so he missed out
Santana Lopez (11:54:51 PM): or whatever
Noah Puckerman (11:55:04 PM): It's all changing, Santana, and I wasn't man enough to graduate high school
Santana Lopez (11:55:29 PM): and here's life, knocking on your door and offerng you a second chance.
Noah Puckerman (11:55:46 PM): If I repeat the year
Santana Lopez (11:55:47 PM): you always said you were afraid you were gonna turn out to be a lima loser
Santana Lopez (11:55:53 PM): if you punk out now?
Santana Lopez (11:56:00 PM): then yeah. maybe that IS all you'll ever be.
Noah Puckerman (11:56:15 PM): I am, but I just don't want to end up regretting my decision
Santana Lopez (11:56:52 PM): what's the alternative?
Santana Lopez (11:56:54 PM): stay here?
Santana Lopez (11:56:57 PM): clean pools?
Santana Lopez (11:57:02 PM): bum around lima and watch us all grow up?
Santana Lopez (11:57:23 PM): watch beth grow up and never be able to tell her that her daddy's got a decent job?
Noah Puckerman (11:57:33 PM): Fuck you, Santana
Santana Lopez (11:57:40 PM): fuck you right back.
Santana Lopez (11:58:53 PM): don't you think i'm fucking scared?
Santana Lopez (11:59:03 PM): now i have to buy a gun.
Noah Puckerman (11:59:18 PM): what no you don't
Santana Lopez (11:59:33 PM): well, i THOUGHT i was gonna have a big stong man protecting us
Santana Lopez (11:59:38 PM): strong*
Santana Lopez (11:59:49 PM): come to find out i was wrong. gotta protect b somehow
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Santana Lopez (12:00:25 AM): and guess what?
Santana Lopez (12:00:30 AM): you get to tell b
Santana Lopez (12:00:35 AM): i'm not fucking disappointing her.
Noah Puckerman (12:00:39 AM): Santana, it's my life we;re talking about
Noah Puckerman (12:00:53 AM): I can't do that, she'll cry
Santana Lopez (12:01:00 AM): yeah, puck. it's your LIFE we're talking about.
Santana Lopez (12:01:09 AM): and what the FUCK do you think i'm doing right now?!
Santana Lopez (12:01:42 AM): you're not man enough to step up, at least be man enough to tell her
Santana Lopez (12:01:44 AM): and tell her why
Noah Puckerman (12:02:09 AM): You know I hate disappointing her
Santana Lopez (12:02:26 AM): oh, but it's cool to disappoint me?
Noah Puckerman (12:02:39 AM): I didn't fucking say that, Lopez
Santana Lopez (12:02:41 AM): just forget it. do what you want.
Noah Puckerman (12:02:54 AM): You are so fucking frustrating
Santana Lopez (12:02:58 AM): ME!?
Santana Lopez (12:03:02 AM): what about YOU!@?!?
Santana Lopez (12:03:10 AM): you have al this fucking potential and you're throwing it away, why!?
Santana Lopez (12:03:23 AM): schuester already wrote you the fucking recommendation
Santana Lopez (12:03:31 AM): wasted his time too
Noah Puckerman (12:03:33 AM): I didn't ask him to\
Santana Lopez (12:03:37 AM): i did.
Noah Puckerman (12:04:17 AM): It's not like I'm even going to get in
Santana Lopez (12:04:32 AM): of course you're not going to get in.
Santana Lopez (12:04:37 AM): BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO EVEN TRY.
Santana Lopez (12:04:49 AM): did you tell b yet?
Noah Puckerman (12:04:58 AM): No, I'm.... I can't
Santana Lopez (12:04:59 AM): there's a distinct lack of SOBBING BLONDE IN MY LAP.
Santana Lopez (12:05:08 AM): you better
Santana Lopez (12:05:37 AM): because if i have to tell her... let's just say your lack of balls won't be a problem, cos i'll tear you a brand new vagina.
Noah Puckerman (12:05:55 AM): I can't....
Santana Lopez (12:06:05 AM): awesome.
Noah Puckerman (12:07:38 AM): Santana, she will cry I can't...
Santana Lopez (12:07:55 AM): then go with us.
Noah Puckerman (12:08:53 AM): I can't even to begin to tell you how I feel right now
Santana Lopez (12:09:01 AM): neither can i.
Santana Lopez (12:26:46 AM): so you told her?
Santana Lopez (12:27:19 AM): it DOES look like a bear.
Noah Puckerman (12:27:39 AM): I didn't tell her
Santana Lopez (12:27:59 AM): TELL HER.
Noah Puckerman (12:28:16 AM): It's like telling her there's no Santa Clause
Noah Puckerman (12:28:25 AM): I wouldn't do it
Santana Lopez (12:28:51 AM): you have to.
Santana Lopez (12:28:59 AM): if you're not there, when we leave
Santana Lopez (12:29:04 AM): what am i supposed to tel her
Noah Puckerman (12:29:10 AM): Does it have to be right now though? Cna
Noah Puckerman (12:29:16 AM): t I take a couple days?
Santana Lopez (12:29:33 AM): for once in your fucking life, be a MAN and not a OUNK.
Santana Lopez (12:29:36 AM): PUNK**
Noah Puckerman (12:30:39 AM): I have never really been a man, Santana, I don't know if I know how to be one
Santana Lopez (12:30:47 AM): well.
Santana Lopez (12:30:54 AM): the first step to being a man
Santana Lopez (12:31:04 AM): is either telling her you're too afraid to be a man
Santana Lopez (12:31:22 AM): or, taking a deep breath and taking the plunge with us.
Noah Puckerman (12:36:42 AM): I know...
Santana Lopez (12:40:03 AM): just... please?
Santana Lopez (12:40:13 AM): come with us. you have nothing to lose.
Noah Puckerman (12:40:59 AM): I don't... but I could do just as bad there as I did here
Santana Lopez (12:41:26 AM): but you could do so much better there
Noah Puckerman (12:41:45 AM): Santana, I don't... you know I suck at the school thing
Santana Lopez (12:42:34 AM): we'll help you
Noah Puckerman (12:44:20 AM): I know you will but I just.... I don't know
Santana Lopez (12:44:35 AM): if you won't do it for yourself
Santana Lopez (12:44:39 AM): and you won't do it for me
Santana Lopez (12:44:42 AM): do it for b
Santana Lopez (12:44:46 AM): do it for beth.
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Noah Puckerman (12:45:52 AM): This is why I fucking hate you sometimes
Santana Lopez (12:45:59 AM): why?
Santana Lopez (12:46:11 AM): because i'm not letting you punk out on the rest of your life?
Noah Puckerman (12:46:48 AM): It's not necessarily punking out
Santana Lopez (12:46:58 AM): it kind of is, dude
Noah Puckerman (12:53:19 AM): No it's not
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Santana Lopez (3:58:27 AM): round two.
Noah Puckerman (3:58:46 AM): Santana, fuck
Santana Lopez (3:59:05 AM): what?
Santana Lopez (3:59:11 AM): no, i'm not letting this go
Santana Lopez (3:59:41 AM): it would be different if you had some other definite plans, but i'm not gonna let you just pussy out so you can sit around lima feeling sorry for yourself
Noah Puckerman (4:00:10 AM): What about Sugar?
Santana Lopez (4:00:46 AM): you've been out on three dates, and i'm not gonna let you pussy out so you can sit around lima feeling sorry for yourself and be with a girl you've been out with three times and aren't even sure if you have a future with.
Santana Lopez (4:00:58 AM): it would be different if you were actually in love with her
Santana Lopez (4:01:05 AM): or could see it heading that way
Noah Puckerman (4:01:13 AM): I like her a lot, Santana
Santana Lopez (4:01:29 AM): fine.
Santana Lopez (4:01:58 AM): so fuck us, riht?
Santana Lopez (4:02:22 AM): it's cool. i'll be sure and tell b not to scream too loud while we're getting mugged and raped, cos she might make you FEEL BAD.
Noah Puckerman (4:03:19 AM): OMFG Santana
Santana Lopez (4:03:50 AM): two hot barely legal girls all alone in New York City?
Santana Lopez (4:03:56 AM): yeah, no, stay here. it's cool.
Santana Lopez (4:04:04 AM): if we need protection, we can always call hummel
Noah Puckerman (4:04:14 AM): Yeah right like that will work
Santana Lopez (4:04:24 AM): he can tapdance them into submission
Santana Lopez (4:04:44 AM): you know, this is all my fault
Santana Lopez (4:05:04 AM): you've been hanging around me too long - you caught the gay from me
Santana Lopez (4:05:08 AM): you turned into a lesbian too
Noah Puckerman (4:05:17 AM): FUCK YOU
Santana Lopez (4:05:23 AM): fuck you RIGHT FUCKING BACK
Santana Lopez (4:05:28 AM): i WANT YOU TO STAND UP
Santana Lopez (4:05:35 AM): i WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE
Santana Lopez (4:05:47 AM): i'm so FUCKING SICK of hearing you whine about how you don't want to end up a lima loser
Santana Lopez (4:05:50 AM): SO DO SOMETHING
Santana Lopez (4:06:18 AM): i LOVE YOU, you ASSHOLE. do you think i like the idea of you sitting here feeling like an asshole while we're in the city?
Santana Lopez (4:06:19 AM): NO!
Noah Puckerman (4:06:49 AM): I understand that, Lopez, but maybe I'm not cut out for anything good
Santana Lopez (4:06:57 AM): maybe you are.
Santana Lopez (4:07:10 AM): for every negative maybe you throw at me, i've got a positive one
Santana Lopez (4:07:39 AM): don't you wanna be able to swan back into lima in five years, swing beth up into the air and show her daddy's degree?
Noah Puckerman (4:08:19 AM): Yeah I would but who says I can even fucking get one?
Santana Lopez (4:08:35 AM): me.
Noah Puckerman (4:09:04 AM): I love you, I really do, but back the fuck off
Santana Lopez (4:09:23 AM): i better call b
Santana Lopez (4:09:25 AM): tell her we're not going
Noah Puckerman (4:09:46 AM): Wait, wait what?
Santana Lopez (4:10:58 AM): it's just not safe, for us in the city without anyone looking out for us
Santana Lopez (4:11:06 AM): plus, i don't think i can get a college degree
Santana Lopez (4:11:13 AM): better stay here in lima where it's safe
Noah Puckerman (4:11:35 AM): Santana, you're the smartest bitch I know
Santana Lopez (4:11:54 AM): Puck, you're the smartest asshole I know.
Noah Puckerman (4:23:17 AM): I am not
Santana Lopez (4:23:27 AM): I am not
Noah Puckerman (4:23:42 AM): Santana, fuck
Santana Lopez (4:23:48 AM): Puck, fuck
Noah Puckerman (4:23:58 AM): Are you four?
Santana Lopez (4:24:03 AM): Yup.
Noah Puckerman (4:24:17 AM): Well cut it the fuck out
Santana Lopez (4:24:27 AM): you cut it out!
Noah Puckerman (4:24:45 AM): I didn't fucking start ity
Noah Puckerman (4:24:48 AM): *it
Santana Lopez (4:24:50 AM): yeah, you did
Santana Lopez (4:24:54 AM): by punking out on me
Noah Puckerman (4:25:09 AM): No I didn't
Santana Lopez (4:25:31 AM): whatever puckerman. sit on it and spin. i'm going to go fuck my fiancee and tell her how we can't go to new york next year.
Santana Lopez (4:25:36 AM): ...in that order.
Noah Puckerman (4:26:06 AM): Santana!
Santana Lopez (4:26:13 AM): what?
Santana Lopez (4:26:16 AM): what do you want me to sy?
Santana Lopez (4:26:30 AM): i'm never going to be okay with you just sitting on your ass and whining
Santana Lopez (4:26:43 AM): and apparently i'm never going to be able to convince you to come with us
Santana Lopez (4:26:59 AM): so i'm done wasting my time
Noah Puckerman (4:27:00 AM): Maybe I'll repeat here at McKinley, and then go to community college
Santana Lopez (4:27:12 AM): doesn't help
Noah Puckerman (4:27:21 AM): Why?
Santana Lopez (4:27:32 AM): still leaves you here, and us unprotected there
Noah Puckerman (4:28:07 AM): Finn's going, I thought you wanted to get all five of us under one roof
Santana Lopez (4:28:17 AM): finchel don't want to live with us
Santana Lopez (4:28:27 AM): especially once you add nicodemo to the mix.
Santana Lopez (4:28:47 AM): ...puck, i'll beg if i have to
Noah Puckerman (4:30:43 AM): Wait, Nico's coming?
Santana Lopez (4:32:10 AM): he's gonna live with diego during the school year, but i get him on vacations
Noah Puckerman (4:33:29 AM): Fuck
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Santana Lopez (4:36:28 AM): is that a dealbreaker?
Noah Puckerman (4:36:49 AM): You know I love your brother, but...
Santana Lopez (4:37:01 AM): oh.
Noah Puckerman (4:39:29 AM): It's just.... I didn't even get to raise my own kid
Santana Lopez (4:39:45 AM): so you're going to use him as yet another reason not to come
Noah Puckerman (4:40:57 AM): OMFG I need an asipirin or a beer
Santana Lopez (4:43:12 AM): i've got bourbon
Santana Lopez (4:43:20 AM): too bad it's coming to new york with me, unlike you
Santana Lopez (4:43:25 AM): you coulda drank it
Noah Puckerman (4:43:40 AM): You're not leaving tomorrow, bitch
Santana Lopez (4:43:56 AM): bourbon's gon' git drank
Noah Puckerman (4:44:34 AM): Dammit I hate when you wear me down
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Santana Lopez (6:04:10 AM): you know, in the job market a GED puts you on an equal level with any ex-con
Noah Puckerman (6:05:09 AM): Santana..... it's the same as a high school diplomoa
Santana Lopez (6:05:23 AM): it is and it isn't
Santana Lopez (6:05:30 AM): employers don't view it the same
Noah Puckerman (6:06:40 AM): You're worse than Ma
Santana Lopez (6:06:46 AM): no, i'm better
Santana Lopez (6:06:50 AM): because she's just nagging
Santana Lopez (6:06:57 AM): i'm offering a solution. a GOOD solution
Noah Puckerman (6:07:50 AM): Ma is awesome, she's just trying to push me, same as you
Santana Lopez (6:07:58 AM): puck, i love you
Santana Lopez (6:08:07 AM): please, just... give it a try?
Santana Lopez (6:08:17 AM): a month. if after a month it's shit, i'll even HELP you get your GED
Santana Lopez (6:08:27 AM): and i won't nag once
Noah Puckerman (6:09:12 AM): I want that in writing, and I want Mr. Schue to witness it and sign it
Santana Lopez (6:09:29 AM): ...is that a promise?
Noah Puckerman (6:10:37 AM): FUCK. Yes, it is
Santana Lopez (6:10:50 AM): okay but i have terms of my own
Santana Lopez (6:11:30 AM): you have to try. you can't halfass your way through this month, like you halfassed your way through school there. otherwise the month will be up and you'll just be able to tell me that you told me so.
Noah Puckerman (6:12:33 AM): Fuck
Santana Lopez (6:13:30 AM): you have to go to your classes - the school only makes you go part time anyway. the rest of the time you get to intern at a bunch of different places all over the city
Santana Lopez (6:13:48 AM): you have to do your assignments and sit your tests and exams properly
Santana Lopez (6:14:20 AM): and at the end of the month, you have to be honest. if it's really sucking, i'll live up to my end of the bargain, but you can't just lie and say it sucks so that you can win this.
Santana Lopez (6:14:53 AM): in return, i'll cook you dinner every night, pack you lunches of awesome home made shit, i'll help you study and do you assignments... and i'll blow you any time you ask
Santana Lopez (6:14:57 AM): and so will .
Santana Lopez (6:14:59 AM): b**
Noah Puckerman (6:15:14 AM): You are such a bitch and you know how to win fucking arguments with me.
Santana Lopez (6:15:20 AM): i love you
Santana Lopez (6:15:35 AM): look, if you give this a real shot and it's honestly not working, then it's not working and even i can't argue with that
Santana Lopez (6:15:41 AM): but you owe it to yourself to at least try
Noah Puckerman (6:16:34 AM): I don't want to do this, but I guess it can't hurt for a month
Santana Lopez (6:16:36 AM): and yeah. if you really, honestly hate it after a month, i'll buy you the damn GED study guide myself.
Santana Lopez (6:16:56 AM): AND i'll refund whatever you laid out on tuition at the school
Santana Lopez (6:17:13 AM): now go tell your mom
Noah Puckerman (6:19:02 AM): Ma's gonna be pissed it's not here... she didn't want me leaving when I WAS graduating
Santana Lopez (6:19:10 AM): and hey - we're leaving pretty much right after graduation'
Santana Lopez (6:19:19 AM): and school doesn't start until eptember
Santana Lopez (6:19:28 AM): so you get to bum around the city for the summer
Santana Lopez (6:19:37 AM): you can play your guitar in bars and whatnot, make some contacts
Santana Lopez (6:19:45 AM): and you can come to puerto rico with us?
Santana Lopez (6:20:06 AM): i think your mom will get over it. i mean... yeah, you're leaving, but you're going to be going to school
Santana Lopez (6:20:10 AM): (at least for a month)
Santana Lopez (6:20:24 AM): tell her you're coming with us mostly to look out for b
Santana Lopez (6:20:29 AM): your mom likes b, right?
Santana Lopez (6:20:43 AM): tell her you're both repeating 12th anyway, and you didn't want her to do it alone
Noah Puckerman (6:20:46 AM): Cruella Deville likes B
Santana Lopez (6:20:49 AM): and her and me in the city
Santana Lopez (6:22:17 AM): and going to school won't be so bad - i mean, idgaf if you have a beer while you do your homework, for example. and i'll make those little puerto rican meat patties and serve them to you while you work
Santana Lopez (6:22:21 AM): and you won't have a curfew
Noah Puckerman (6:22:32 AM): Oh thanks Ma
Santana Lopez (6:22:34 AM): ?
Santana Lopez (6:22:40 AM): are you calling me MA?!
Noah Puckerman (6:22:44 AM): YES
Santana Lopez (6:22:48 AM): WHY?!
Santana Lopez (6:22:52 AM): i'm being awesome!
Noah Puckerman (6:23:10 AM): You sound like Ma without the nagging
Santana Lopez (6:23:14 AM): ...
Santana Lopez (6:23:33 AM): that's kind of hurtful, puckerman.
Santana Lopez (6:24:23 AM): how dare i give a shit about your future. how dare i offer you a place to live rent free and a chance to do 12th grade over someplace where you'll be new, and therefore won't have jock jerk assholes giving you shit for having to repeat. how dare i offer to cook for you and help you with your work
Santana Lopez (6:24:53 AM): how very dare i offer to help you make something of yourself so you can stand up in front of your daughter and be someone she can be proud of.
Noah Puckerman (6:24:58 AM): But you know how much I love Ma
Santana Lopez (6:25:01 AM): i'm SUCH a BITCH. i don't know how i live with myself
Noah Puckerman (6:26:17 AM): Santana, I didn't mean to upset you, okay?
Santana Lopez (6:26:27 AM): well you did.
Santana Lopez (6:26:38 AM): just for that, the agreement is being extended to two months.
Noah Puckerman (6:27:19 AM): No way
Santana Lopez (6:27:23 AM): and before you bitch about it, remember that if you hadn't compared me to a middle aged jewish woman (however favorably you might pretend you meant it) then you'd still only have to get through a month
Noah Puckerman (6:28:26 AM): bitch
Santana Lopez (6:28:31 AM): asshole
Santana Lopez (6:28:40 AM): so how about puerto rico, you in?
Noah Puckerman (6:29:51 AM): Idk
Santana Lopez (6:30:10 AM): i'm springing
Noah Puckerman (6:32:11 AM): I know but I might want to see Ma and Sarah for a bit
Santana Lopez (6:32:16 AM): oh
Santana Lopez (6:32:33 AM): well it'd only be like a two week trip, i wasn't suggesting we stay in puerto rico all summer
Noah Puckerman (6:34:03 AM): When do you want to go?
Santana Lopez (6:34:07 AM): hmm
Santana Lopez (6:34:17 AM): i was advocating leaving straight after graduation, like... the week after
Santana Lopez (6:34:22 AM): but how about the week after the fourth of july?
Santana Lopez (6:34:41 AM): we can drive up to ny, move all our stuff into the apartment, and then fly out of la guardia?
Noah Puckerman (6:35:22 AM): That sounds okay
Santana Lopez (6:35:27 AM): :-)
Santana Lopez (6:35:35 AM): two weeks in sunny puerto rico :-D
Noah Puckerman (6:37:22 AM): I've never been there
Santana Lopez (6:37:29 AM): i was born there
Santana Lopez (6:37:34 AM): i don't remember it
Santana Lopez (6:37:38 AM): i mean, living there
Santana Lopez (6:37:42 AM): we've gone back summers before
Noah Puckerman (6:39:17 AM): Is it really hot?
Santana Lopez (6:39:41 AM): well
Santana Lopez (6:39:55 AM): it's hurricane season when we're talking about going
Noah Puckerman (6:40:18 AM): Fuck, Lopez
Santana Lopez (6:40:23 AM): lol
Santana Lopez (6:40:32 AM): pr hasn't had a decent hurricane in 60 years, dude
Santana Lopez (6:40:38 AM): and there's weather services i can check
Noah Puckerman (6:40:50 AM): You better not be lying to me or I will never fuck you agan
Noah Puckerman (6:40:55 AM): *again
Santana Lopez (6:41:08 AM): i swear on my life, i will do everything in my power to avoid tropical storms.
Santana Lopez (6:41:21 AM): but you can't hold me accountable if one crops up and i did all the checking
Noah Puckerman (6:41:28 AM): ......okay
Santana Lopez (6:41:36 AM): hmm
Santana Lopez (6:41:48 AM): should we stick to san juan, or rent a car and go on, like, day trips
Santana Lopez (6:42:12 AM): and me and b both speak spanish, so you'll be all good
Noah Puckerman (6:43:21 AM): I know no Spanish, and I am bros with you AND I took Mr. Schue's class
Santana Lopez (6:43:33 AM): yeah, but b's spent more time with me
Santana Lopez (6:43:43 AM): she sort of picked it up by osmosis i guess
Santana Lopez (6:43:51 AM): plus she only speaks it, she can't really read or write it
Santana Lopez (6:44:06 AM): hey and going when i'm proposing, means things are cheaper
Santana Lopez (6:44:11 AM): like, in the off season
Noah Puckerman (6:44:56 AM): Well, that's good
Santana Lopez (6:45:58 AM): oh dude
Santana Lopez (6:46:04 AM): we're so doing the moonlight kayak trip
Santana Lopez (6:46:21 AM): ooh, and learning to salsa
Noah Puckerman (6:46:35 AM): What no way
Santana Lopez (6:46:41 AM): yeah, it'll be fun
Santana Lopez (6:46:56 AM): i'm not talking about going every night and having fourteen lessons
Santana Lopez (6:47:02 AM): just going to a lesson one night and messing about
Santana Lopez (6:47:31 AM): and the moonlight kayak trip is in a biobay - it's luminescent. the water glows in the dark
Santana Lopez (6:47:49 AM): not cos it's radioactive, but cos of some beautiful natural phenomenon
Noah Puckerman (6:50:18 AM): Uh huh sure
Santana Lopez (6:51:54 AM): and hey! you might meet someone at school!
Noah Puckerman (6:52:30 AM): Yeah..... New York is huge anything is possible
Santana Lopez (6:52:35 AM): :-)
Noah Puckerman (6:55:59 AM): You know, you should check out my journal
Santana Lopez (6:56:05 AM): i did. i replied.
Santana Lopez (7:03:52 AM): hey, we can check out the bacardi distillery!
Noah Puckerman (7:04:05 AM): We better fucking me
Noah Puckerman (7:04:09 AM): *be
Santana Lopez (7:04:09 AM): ?
Santana Lopez (7:04:15 AM): aw come on pookins
Santana Lopez (7:04:21 AM): free trip to puerto rico?
Santana Lopez (7:04:24 AM): be happy :-)
Noah Puckerman (7:04:58 AM): I'm trying to be. I was nagged all day
Santana Lopez (7:05:05 AM): i'm sorry.
Santana Lopez (7:05:10 AM): but it was a necessary evil
Noah Puckerman (7:05:30 AM): Yeah yeah
Santana Lopez (7:06:37 AM): there's sailing and snorkling and diving, bro
Santana Lopez (7:07:20 AM): and we can go to a casino
Noah Puckerman (7:10:09 AM): I cannot be trusted in one of those
Santana Lopez (7:10:17 AM): i'll hold the cash
Noah Puckerman (7:11:58 AM): Good to know
Santana Lopez (7:12:11 AM): aren't you even a little bit excited?
Noah Puckerman (7:13:46 AM): Idk
Santana Lopez (7:13:57 AM): udk?
Noah Puckerman (7:14:06 AM): Yeah Idk
Santana Lopez (7:28:47 AM): udk what?
Noah Puckerman (7:33:02 AM): If I'm excited
Santana Lopez (7:33:07 AM): oh