Who: Sebastian, Genny What: Sebastian is poking around, mostly cause he’s bored. And nosy. When: Wednesday night Rating: PG
AIM IM with Genny [TrumpetGirlGen], Sebastian [smytheisright] 11:55 PM
smytheisright: So you're Stirling's girl? TrumpetGirlGen: Yes. Why? smytheisright: Just morbid curiosity. He floated through Warblers practice with a shit-eating grin on his face and there are very few causes of a grin like that, and even fewer for Stirling. So I'm assuming it was something from his girl. smytheisright: And I'm a curious sort. It's one of my more endearing qualities. TrumpetGirlGen: Forgive me if I assume that list to be extremely short. smytheisright: So I figured I'd do a little meandering through the wonders of the internet, and here you are. And as your dating a Warbler, it's only kind of me to extend an olive branch. TrumpetGirlGen: ...Yeah, okay. Sure. What's your angle? smytheisright: No angle. Mearly saying hello. Jeff's a good guy. A little naive, but a good guy. smytheisright: Sometimes I'm a good guy myself. TrumpetGirlGen: I really find that hard to believe. smytheisright: Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. TrumpetGirlGen: ...Wow. Really? That's your reasoning? If I pretend to be impressed, will you go away? smytheisright: It was the simplest analogy that I could come up with. It's late and I used up all of my good metaphors on my Great Gatsby paper. smytheisright: Since you apparently believe I'm pure evil. TrumpetGirlGen: Not pure evil, just not immediately to be trusted. smytheisright: Ah, but just because you would hesitate, but not rule out, trusting me negates the idea that I can't be a good guy. smytheisright: But I just wanted to check out Stirling's girl. We hear a lot about you. TrumpetGirlGen: I never said you were incapable of being a decent person. I just have more reason to believe that you're more readily capable of being a dick. Sorry. smytheisright: Like a porcupine. TrumpetGirlGen: Whatever. Look, you want to do this whole 'No, really, I'm not a dick' thing? Fine. I don't have to buy it. TrumpetGirlGen: "Stirling's girl" or not, I don't make a habit of buddying up to people who mess with my friends. smytheisright: Whatever. I was trying to be nice. TrumpetGirlGen: And I'm looking out for my friends. When you want to be nice to them, even if they aren't dating someone in the Warblers? Then I'll consider that you might be serious about being nice.
Who: Sebastian, Santana What: Santana had a fight with Quinn's mom, uses Sebastian as verbal punching bag to feel better. Also, marriage is for suckers, and what to expect when you're expecting to spirit your baby brother away to NYC. When: Wednesday night Rating: PG
AIM IM with Santana [PezBiatchSLopez], Sebastian [smytheisright] 11:48 PM
PezBiatchSLopez: what up chippy smytheisright: Not much, chica. PezBiatchSLopez: idw fight since my girl's in hospital. smytheisright: Who was fighting? PezBiatchSLopez: you and me PezBiatchSLopez: mostly cos you're an ass PezBiatchSLopez: and i didn't need fucking affirmative action to get into ny smytheisright: You called me a name first. Quid pro quo. smytheisright: Are you still on that? Jesus, relax. PezBiatchSLopez: it means something to me, ok?? PezBiatchSLopez: you don't get it cos you're white and rich. something good happens to you no one bats a fuckin' eyelash PezBiatchSLopez: but cos i'm brown and rich, people are always looking at me sideways smytheisright: If it makes you feel better, I look at you sideways mostly cause you act like a bitch. PezBiatchSLopez: not really PezBiatchSLopez: you think i'm stupid PezBiatchSLopez: you think i'm a slut smytheisright: I'm probably going to regret asking this. But what's the bee in your bonnet? This isn't about me calling you names. There's something more. PezBiatchSLopez: ...i had a fight with q's mom. PezBiatchSLopez: she flat out told me she thought i'd fucked all my teachers to get the grades for nyu. smytheisright: Who is Q? PezBiatchSLopez: the girl in the hospital smytheisright: Okay. So your friend Q is in the hospital, and her mom accused you of sleeping your way to a decent GPA? PezBiatchSLopez: yeah, what of it? PezBiatchSLopez: people have been side eying me my whole fuckin' life PezBiatchSLopez: no one ever thinks i'm as good as i really am smytheisright: What's wrong with her mom? Seriously, why's she getting into the fray? What business of hers is it? PezBiatchSLopez: her mom threw her out when she got knocked up PezBiatchSLopez: q lives with me now, in my apartment? PezBiatchSLopez: i mean, like, she was allowed to move back in after the baby was born PezBiatchSLopez: but it was never the same, and q was pretty much convinced her mom wouldn't even notice if she left PezBiatchSLopez: so one day she packed up and moved in with me... and her mom didn't say a damn thing PezBiatchSLopez: fastforward to the accident, the hospital calls her cos she's listed as next of kin PezBiatchSLopez: and she sits there lording it over everyone, thinking she can decide who can and can't visit q and who has a right to be in her life PezBiatchSLopez: so me and my brother, we tried to set her straight - q's 18, and her mom's a fuckin' joke PezBiatchSLopez: things got ugly PezBiatchSLopez: ...she asked my brother how much he'd be making next year PezBiatchSLopez: she said his answer would let her know if she would "allow" q to move to new haven with him smytheisright: Even though Q's legally an adult and her mom can't do jack shit about it? PezBiatchSLopez: yeah! PezBiatchSLopez: and anyway, q's going to new haven either way cos she got into yale PezBiatchSLopez: it's d who's moving with HER PezBiatchSLopez: he got a job where he can pretty much pick where he works, so he's gonna work in new haven smytheisright: So she starts taking her frustrations on not being able to control her daughter out on you, because to her you're an easy target. PezBiatchSLopez: apparently. smytheisright: Only you don't take her shit. PezBiatchSLopez: of course not PezBiatchSLopez: i flat out told her i'd kick her ass if she tried to stop me going in there PezBiatchSLopez: skinny old white bitch ain't got nothing on me smytheisright: Not really the best course of action in a hospital setting, but I can appreciate the spirit of the threat. smytheisright: Look, she may call you a bitch -- but damn if that's not the only way that things get done. PezBiatchSLopez: what are you saying? smytheisright: I'm saying who the fuck cares if she yells at you or calls you names. The people who get what they want - what they deserve - out of life are the ones that have balls enough to take it for themselves. smytheisright: So she can yell and snap and make stupid little comments all she likes. What does that change? Nothing. Take what you want from life, and fuck her. She can't stand in your way any more than she stands in Q's way. PezBiatchSLopez: yeah PezBiatchSLopez: i guess smytheisright: At the end of the day, she's still just yelling at a wall. Is anything she says going to change the way you live your life? No. PezBiatchSLopez: pretty much PezBiatchSLopez: i'm still gonna ask my girl to marry me at pride in june PezBiatchSLopez: i still just bought my sister the most kick ass birthday present PezBiatchSLopez: i still have two new moms who think i'm awesome and worth something, even if my real mom can't even look at me smytheisright: Whoa, back that up. Why on earth would you want to get married at 18? PezBiatchSLopez: cos i'm in love? PezBiatchSLopez: i would have proposed last year, but shit got... complicated smytheisright: You're 18. Damn, you haven't even gotten out of Bumfuck, Ohio yet. smytheisright: Do you know how many ladies out there would dig some hot latina lovin'? smytheisright: Exactly... you don't cause you haven't put yourself out there. smytheisright: In a town where there are actually more gays than can fit into a coffee shop. smytheisright: Small Town, Ohio isn't exactly a hotbed of gay activity. smytheisright: Mores the shame. smytheisright: But hey, you want to tie yourself down to one person for the rest of your life with the appearance of interest and fidelity, that's your business. PezBiatchSLopez: i kinda don't care how many peope wants my lovin' PezBiatchSLopez: it belongs to her smytheisright: I think you're insane. But hey, what do I care? PezBiatchSLopez: exactly PezBiatchSLopez: if i'm happy what should anyone care PezBiatchSLopez: i know you don't get it cos she's a chick, but she's fuckin' gorgeous smytheisright: The blonde with you at the Lima Bean? Just cause I don't want to take a ride doesn't mean I can't admire the car. PezBiatchSLopez: yeah smytheisright: So yeah, she's a hot piece. Good job, chica. PezBiatchSLopez: i already told you not to call me that. smytheisright: Still don't understand why you need to marry, but it's your choice. At least in eight states and the District of Columbia. PezBiatchSLopez: well we're gonna live in ny PezBiatchSLopez: they'll recognize our marriage smytheisright: Yes they will. smytheisright: Are you going to do the whole white wedding fiasco? PezBiatchSLopez: lol i don't think either of us has any business wearing white smytheisright: Fuck them, wear white if you want. PezBiatchSLopez: yeah i guess lol PezBiatchSLopez: i'm debating wearing a tux :-P smytheisright: My sister Diana is the mayor of Slutsville and she's planning on wearing white for her wedding this summer. PezBiatchSLopez: that's... neat smytheisright: So who cares if you 'have business' wearing white or not. PezBiatchSLopez: i guess smytheisright: Wear a ballgown, wear a tux -- honestly, people are going to come for the liquor and the party afterwards, so no one's going to care about the wedding part. PezBiatchSLopez: i kinda get the feeling you and i woudn't really get along based on priorites alone smytheisright: Do you seriously attend weddings for the mushy 'I will always love you forever snookums' over the party? PezBiatchSLopez: well i mean PezBiatchSLopez: i have a kid to think about PezBiatchSLopez: i wanna show him that all kinds of love are beautiful smytheisright: I thought it was your friend Q who had a kid. PezBiatchSLopez: she gave birth, but gave her away PezBiatchSLopez: i get custody of my baby brother after graduation smytheisright: So, are your parents dead or in prison? PezBiatchSLopez: i wish. PezBiatchSLopez: it's kinda... complicated PezBiatchSLopez: i mean i'll tell you if you want, but you prolly don't care smytheisright: I don't care, but I am intrigued. PezBiatchSLopez: lol smytheisright: Because I can't think of another reason why you'd get your baby brother other than death or prison. smytheisright: So call me curious. PezBiatchSLopez: well it all started when i was born PezBiatchSLopez: i have two older brothers and my mother was super excited about finally getting the daughter she'd always dreamed about PezBiatchSLopez: only... i'm hardly anyone's dream daughter. PezBiatchSLopez: she made it pretty clear that she was disappointed in me - like, i was a tomboy, and she hated that, she wanted me to want to be inside dressed ni lace and ruffles playing with dolls, and i was our making mud pies with the boys PezBiatchSLopez: around the time i was about five or six she mustve given up on me and started trying for another baby PezBiatchSLopez: she told us kids that she was praying to Dios for another little girl PezBiatchSLopez: she said it was cos she wanted her perfect family, two boys and two girls, but we all knew she wanted another girl so she could have a do-over PezBiatchSLopez: idk why but it took her like ten years to conceive and i wasn't exactly heartbroken about how long it took PezBiatchSLopez: then she got knocked up when i was sixteen and i hated it - i thought it was so gross, both that my parents were still banging, and like... this baby was meant to replace me, we all fuckin' knew it PezBiatchSLopez: so her water breaks on my seventeenth fuckin' birthday and of course i'm the only one home, cos karma's a bitch PezBiatchSLopez: i drive her to the hospital, hating her, hating the baby PezBiatchSLopez: hating the way she prayed the whole way there that the baby was a girl PezBiatchSLopez: so i'm in the delivery room when the baby is born... and as soon as the doctor says "it's a boy" mami loses interest PezBiatchSLopez: so they gave him to me PezBiatchSLopez: and it wasn't a little girl PezBiatchSLopez: it wasn't a replacement for me PezBiatchSLopez: it was this perfect, beautiful baby boy PezBiatchSLopez: mami had only picked out a girl's name, rosalita carmen pepita - how fuckin' gross is that PezBiatchSLopez: so i had to name him, cos she'd refused to believe she could be having another little boy PezBiatchSLopez: named him nicodemo romeo alejandro PezBiatchSLopez: anyway... i grew up with this mother who never made a secret of the fact that i wasn't the daughter she wanted PezBiatchSLopez: and i'm so fucking messed up because of it... you don't know, you can't know how bad it is PezBiatchSLopez: and she's starting all over with nicodemo. she doesn't want him, she's starting to make that obvious PezBiatchSLopez: he's too little to get it, but basically, because he has a dick, he's not what mami wants PezBiatchSLopez: last i heard she was making papi try again... but i can't let him grow up like that. not like i did PezBiatchSLopez: so i told her i'm taking him to new york with me PezBiatchSLopez: and she didn't even argue smytheisright: You realize that's ridiculous, right? smytheisright: Not the pain and suffering. PezBiatchSLopez: about as ridiculous as letting him go into the system smytheisright: I get it. Families suck. smytheisright: And why the fuck would he go into the system? PezBiatchSLopez: she doesn't. want him. smytheisright: He's over a year old, she can't just drop him off a fire station. PezBiatchSLopez: it's only a matter of time before someone notices and calls someone smytheisright: Is he being hit? Pushed down stairs? PezBiatchSLopez: neglection can kill just as much as physical abuse, asshole smytheisright: Not in the eyes of the law. PezBiatchSLopez: emotional abuse is a thing PezBiatchSLopez: whatever, i'm not fucking asking your permission PezBiatchSLopez: you asked, and i told you smytheisright: Not in the eyes of the law, not with what you're talking about. PezBiatchSLopez: that little boy has a chance to grow up and not be as fucked up as i was, and i'll be damned if i'm going to make him stay there and miss out smytheisright: Yeah, and I'm telling you that no judge would sign off on your parents terminating their parental rights and signing him over to their 18 year old daughter. He'd go to your grandparents before you. PezBiatchSLopez: we're not asking a judge. smytheisright: And I don't give a fuck if you think this is permission or whatnot -- I'm just telling you that your fantasy world of moving to NY with your girlfriend and your 'son' are a little ridiculous and a bit messier than you think. smytheisright: So you're just taking him? PezBiatchSLopez: she's giving him to me. smytheisright: There's a second parent involved in this. Is your father around? PezBiatchSLopez: yeah smytheisright: And your father doesn't want his kid? PezBiatchSLopez: my father does as he is told. smytheisright: Your rich father who throws money at you to solve problems? PezBiatchSLopez: he doesn't argue with mami. smytheisright: Jesus, it must be nice living in a town where something like this wouldn't cause a scandal. PezBiatchSLopez: what scandal? PezBiatchSLopez: do you know who adopted q's baby? smytheisright: Are you serious that you think it wouldn't be some delightful scandal? Rich local businessman abandons child? Even if they're abandoning him to you, the gay black sheep of the family who's not even old enough to rent a car? PezBiatchSLopez: rachel berry's biological mom. PezBiatchSLopez: ...i have my own car. smytheisright: You know what I mean. PezBiatchSLopez: he's not a businessman either, he's a doctor smytheisright: I'm just saying, if my parents ever tried to pull something like that, the voters would have my dad out of office so fast he wouldn't have time to hang his coat up. smytheisright: He's a doctor? PezBiatchSLopez: yeah. well anyway. liike i said, i wasn't asking for your permission or opinion. you asked, and i told you smytheisright: I was curious. PezBiatchSLopez: well now you know smytheisright: I think it's a ridiculous plan. PezBiatchSLopez: so be sure and print nice and clearly when you make the signs naming and shaming my family. smytheisright: How the fuck are you going to care for a kid and go to NYU at the same time? PezBiatchSLopez: stranger things have happened. smytheisright: Or is this why you're in a rush to get married? Is your girlfriend going to be the stay at home mom for your new kid? PezBiatchSLopez: no smytheisright: Cause it looks that way. PezBiatchSLopez: well she's not PezBiatchSLopez: so just stop it, ok? smytheisright: Just calling it like I see it. I've got to head to bed anyway. PezBiatchSLopez: fine. smytheisright: I hope you do kick that woman's ass in the hospital, though. smytheisright: I could use the entertainment on the nightly news. PezBiatchSLopez: like i'd be dumb enough to get assault charges brought againstm e smytheisright: You never know.