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Who: Burt and Milly (and a mention of Zombie Hunter Madison)
What: epic fail(s) on both ends
When: Morning, Sunday, December 12
Rating: SFW


Milly (7:49:17 AM): anywho, gooooood morning
Milly (7:49:19 AM): *yawn*
Burt (7:49:32 AM): Good morning!
Milly (7:49:40 AM): :B cinnamon pancakes?
Milly (7:49:42 AM): nomnomnom
Milly (7:49:44 AM): delish!
Burt (7:49:55 AM): Sunday tradition
Milly (7:50:04 AM): no way!
Milly (7:50:07 AM): EVERY WEEK?
Milly (7:50:12 AM): I wish I could try some.
Burt (7:50:28 AM): I should say, NEW Sunday morning brunch tradition
Milly (7:50:38 AM): ohhh
Milly (7:50:40 AM): why so new/
Burt (7:52:46 AM): When it was just me and Kurt, we did Friday family dinners, but I have recently been reminded that Friday nights are important date/activity nights for teens, and if I ever want my sons to show up for a meal, it can't be Fridays. Which is ok, we're all in the house on Sunday mornings...well, except Kurt is still away at school, but... it seems like the best time to have him here when he's home, right?
Milly (7:53:20 AM): lol. so true, homg. well, not me personally.
Milly (7:53:24 AM): I mean
Milly (7:53:26 AM): i'm always home
Milly (7:53:29 AM): on the computer
Milly (7:53:31 AM): or watching TV
Milly (7:53:36 AM): oh man, last night
Milly (7:53:39 AM): SEASON FINALE
Burt (7:57:10 AM): What show? we were out looking at the house until aroud seven, and then went out to dinner, so we didn't watch any TV.
Milly (7:58:09 AM): At Ease, Soldier! It's kinda soap opera-ish, but it's about war and betrayal and all that good stuff.
Burt (7:58:56 AM): Oh, ok... I haven't seen it. Mostly I watch sports and reality stuff. Deadliest Catch. ce Road Truckers, that sort of thing
Milly (7:59:09 AM): I like Deadliest Warrior : x
Milly (7:59:16 AM): BUT YOU SHOULD WATCH AES
Milly (7:59:20 AM): Sooooo gooooood
Burt (8:00:23 AM): I'll see if I can catch it some time. Where were you when I was stuck home and sick of football? ;-) These smile things are cute. Because now you know I'm joking and not really upset, right?
Burt (8:00:30 AM): useful
Milly (8:01:23 AM): Good! It airs at 10:30. And I was probably in my room in the middle of a game, el oh el. : D aren't they the best? *nod nod* Of course! sarcasm doesn't translate over text
Burt (8:02:31 AM): no. I get myself in trouble that way, too. Even Kurt doesn't always get when I'm kidding.:-(
Milly (8:02:42 AM): : s
Milly (8:03:32 AM): I think there's a gap between adult and teenage understanding.
Milly (8:03:37 AM): And it's mostly biological.
Milly (8:03:45 AM): 'cause our brains are still growing.
Burt (8:04:47 AM): yea. that makes sense. and I make references that he/you guys don't get, and vice versa, because I didn't keep up with all the pop stuff you all know about. like the games, and new miusic, and tv shows.
Milly (8:04:56 AM): yup, exactly
Milly (8:05:09 AM): they say that siblings are your best friends because:
Milly (8:05:26 AM): Your parents know you for the first half of your life, your kids the second, and only your sibs the entire time.
Burt (8:07:37 AM): yeah, I guess so...
Burt (8:07:37 AM): and they go trough the same stuff at the same time, so there ya go
Burt (8:07:41 AM): but I don't have any siblings, either.
Milly (8:07:46 AM): me either :' D
Milly (8:07:47 AM): WE
Milly (8:07:49 AM): ARE
Milly (8:07:52 AM): SIBLINGLESS
Milly (8:07:53 AM): BUDDIES!!
Burt (8:08:07 AM): ::laughs::
Milly (8:08:21 AM): mdr~
Milly (8:08:27 AM): oh, sorry. random burst of French
Milly (8:08:34 AM): I used to speak it all the time.
Burt (8:09:27 AM): ah. I don't speak French. I have a little German, from my grandparents, but never speak that any more either. I learned a little French in HS, way back in the day, but I'veforgotten it.
Milly (8:10:38 AM): Oh, yeah. I take it right now
Milly (8:10:46 AM): But i learned from my friends' parents
Milly (8:10:51 AM): before she moved to NZ
Burt (8:13:40 AM): Cool. My in-laws from my first marriage speak it, and Kurt is fluent, but I have a terrible accent and have anything more than "bon jour" and "Ou est la salle de bain?" and I'm not even sure that that is right. I might be asking where the bus station is for all I remember. Or the ocopus.
Milly (8:13:53 AM): lololol
Milly (8:14:04 AM): I don't know much Chinese so we're about even :P
Burt (8:14:05 AM): have forgotten. and Octopus. See, Ica barely manage English
Milly (8:14:12 AM): LOL
Burt (8:14:24 AM): drat, I really am an awful typist.
Milly (8:14:32 AM): just outta practice maybe
Burt (8:15:10 AM): yeah. I usualy just do forms fo billing and accounts, not... talking to people. This social stuff is just since October, really
Milly (8:15:27 AM): : x
Milly (8:15:32 AM): we both need to get out more
Milly (8:15:42 AM): or we can be hermits together. with vidja gaemx >D
Burt (8:16:41 AM): I'm not a hermit! ;-) Not really. Carole and I go out more than I did when I was single, though.
Milly (8:16:51 AM): Carole? : D
Milly (8:16:55 AM): OH!
Milly (8:17:00 AM): wait...
Burt (8:17:07 AM): My wife. (I love that word...)
Milly (8:17:11 AM): :' D
Milly (8:17:16 AM): that's so cute
Milly (8:17:28 AM): Zombies <- I love that word
Burt (8:18:08 AM): yeah, I'm kinda ridiculous about it. Newlywed and all. Zombies... not so much. I mean, I lik a good zombie flick, but....
Milly (8:18:24 AM): i know two zombie hunters
Milly (8:18:26 AM): B| no lie
Milly (8:18:46 AM): WAIT WAIT
Milly (8:18:49 AM): Before you ask
Milly (8:18:52 AM): Confidentiality code
Burt (8:19:02 AM): REally? Is there a big zombie problem in Lima? How did I never notice?
Burt (8:19:29 AM): Oh, yes, I can see where they need to protect their secret identities, sure.
Milly (8:19:50 AM): Yes, really. And duh. There's one in every important city. > 3> they're in hiding
Milly (8:20:02 AM): yeah. outing them would be like removing a superhero's mask
Burt (8:20:32 AM): ::nodding:: I understand. They provide a valuable civil service.
Milly (8:20:41 AM): btw, I don't agree with the headshot method. they're brain-dead. what good does busting the brain do??
Milly (8:20:48 AM): I say fight zombies with FIRE
Burt (8:20:49 AM): unsung heroes, really.
Milly (8:20:52 AM): YEP
Milly (8:20:56 AM): They're awesome
Milly (8:21:00 AM): and really cute together
Milly (8:21:04 AM): omg. THEY FIGHT CRIME
Milly (8:21:07 AM): BATTLE COUPLE
Milly (8:21:09 AM): lmaaaaao
Burt (8:21:24 AM): Could get messy, especially near my place. Though I do have a flame thrower, so we should be ready to defend.
Milly (8:21:32 AM): *spacing out*
Milly (8:21:38 AM): i wish i could fight zombies with him
Milly (8:21:57 AM): : B i know how to make a flamethrower with aerosol and a lighter
Milly (8:22:02 AM): not that i've tried
Milly (8:22:03 AM): yet
Burt (8:23:38 AM): I hope not! Gotta watch out for back blast. (not that I've EVER done anything like that, not even when I was a teen. And BTW, a bicycle pump? NOT a good flamethrower substitute. Don't even ask.)
Milly (8:23:51 AM): : o
Milly (8:23:56 AM): lol
Milly (8:24:04 AM): oooooo
Milly (8:24:09 AM): someone was a troublemaker back theeeen
Burt (8:24:26 AM): (though there was a bush in our yard that never menaced anyone ever again. And I had no eyebrows for a month)
Milly (8:24:32 AM): speaking of back then, what did you do when you really liked someone Mr. Hummel?
Milly (8:24:44 AM): oO;; PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!
Milly (8:25:27 AM): see, i already told my zombie hunter friend about this 'cause they're special in that "you can totes trust them" way
Milly (8:25:31 AM): and you're an adult
Milly (8:25:50 AM): so. what do you do? when you like someone LIKE WHOA
Burt (8:26:07 AM): ME? I.... well, for a couple of years I pretty much ran into walls when ever I saw them in the halls, and never ever spoke to them. By high school though, I figured out that talking ot them worked better and actually asking them out sometimes got me dates.
Burt (8:26:19 AM): THER ARE NO PICS.
Milly (8:26:25 AM): i have to ask him out? D;
Milly (8:26:29 AM): isn't that the boy's job?
Milly (8:26:34 AM): ; ^;
Burt (8:26:35 AM): well, why not?
Milly (8:26:47 AM): i think i should get to know him as a friend first
Milly (8:26:51 AM): just in case
Burt (8:26:52 AM): Nope, you girls can do that now, too.
Milly (8:26:59 AM): oO;;
Burt (8:27:04 AM): beig friends first always helps
Milly (8:27:05 AM): Sean lied to me
Milly (8:27:08 AM): exactly!
Burt (8:27:19 AM): Sean? and how old is Sean?
Milly (8:27:25 AM): uhm. 22
Burt (8:27:54 AM): (and I suppose we have to trust the zombie hunters, since out lives are in their hands every day and we don't even know it.)
Milly (8:28:17 AM): (ikr. so you'd be the second person to find out who i like. derp.)
Burt (8:28:35 AM): hm.... still, girls could ask boys out even when I was in school. A couple of them even asked me out.
Milly (8:28:41 AM): oh la la~
Burt (8:29:30 AM): Um, didI, because I might have missed it.... this goes fast, sometimes!
Milly (8:29:56 AM): i haven't said anything about who i like yet lol
Milly (8:30:14 AM): sorry if i get all girly on you, Mr. H
Burt (8:30:15 AM): oh, ok
Milly (8:30:16 AM): but omg
Milly (8:30:23 AM): he is soooo > ///<
Burt (8:30:41 AM): You're a girl, you're allowed.
Milly (8:30:50 AM): HE IS THE MOST ADORABLE MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN IRL
Burt (8:30:55 AM): I'm not sure what that means.
Milly (8:30:56 AM): . u.
Burt (8:31:06 AM): Sounds like you'vegot i bad, kiddo.
Burt (8:31:09 AM): it
Milly (8:31:10 AM): prolly
Milly (8:31:27 AM): everyone knows him ; ^; so everyone likes him
Milly (8:31:39 AM): i think i'm too spazzy for him
Burt (8:32:47 AM): Well, give it some ime and get to know him, like you said. Besides, he's a real person, and might ave flaws you haven't seen yet.
Milly (8:33:03 AM): he talks a lot when he's nervous
Milly (8:33:09 AM): but i think it's endearing xD
Burt (8:33:34 AM): better to be real, right? rather than some fantasy guy. "cause the real guy's what you're gonna get
Milly (8:33:51 AM): oh gosh, no o__o
Milly (8:33:55 AM): I wouldn't be able to make him happy
Milly (8:34:00 AM): and right now, that's all i want to see
Milly (8:34:04 AM): him happy :DDD
Burt (8:34:06 AM): why now, you seem real nice, Milly
Milly (8:34:12 AM): nah
Burt (8:34:15 AM): not
Milly (8:34:23 AM): just got some issues
Milly (8:34:28 AM): uhm
Milly (8:34:30 AM): Mr. H
Burt (8:34:30 AM): Don't we all....
Burt (8:34:37 AM): ?
Milly (8:34:37 AM): You might want to use an asterisk to denote typos
Milly (8:34:42 AM): otherwise Imma think you called me not nice
Milly (8:35:04 AM): ._________.
Burt (8:35:06 AM): oh. oops. I didn't mean that!! was just fixing it, sorry.
Milly (8:35:10 AM): lololol
Milly (8:35:12 AM): it's cool
Milly (8:35:23 AM): i guess i'd be sad if he found a new gf
Milly (8:35:24 AM): but like
Burt (8:35:24 AM): ::grumble:: so much to learn
Milly (8:35:29 AM): i'd be happy for him in the end :D
Milly (8:35:43 AM): (She'd prolly be prettier than me anywho) XD
Burt (8:35:49 AM): STOP THAT
Milly (8:35:53 AM): MEEP
Milly (8:35:55 AM): SIR YES SIR
Milly (8:35:57 AM): I AM SORRY SIR
Burt (8:35:59 AM): lol... dad mode
Milly (8:36:04 AM): PLEASE DON'T SEND YOUR 7 BROTHERS AFTER ME, SIR
Milly (8:36:09 AM): ... Sean does that all the time
Burt (8:36:38 AM): ::laughing::
Milly (8:36:48 AM): no really
Milly (8:37:16 AM): one time he called me and was all "Hey, you. Yeah, you. Asian chick. Stop talkin' shit 'bout yo'self or imma drive over and whoop yo ass"
Milly (8:37:32 AM): T__T he means well but he's scary as all hell
Burt (8:38:48 AM): Well, if I were a teenage boy, I would think you are pretty. see, I really hafta be careful here, because I'm old enough to be YOUR dad, and I'm a married guynow, and I don' want to be all... creepy. But.
Milly (8:38:58 AM): LMAO
Milly (8:39:01 AM): oh don't worry
Milly (8:39:13 AM): if you're half as nice as Finn, there's no way you'd be a creeper
Milly (8:39:18 AM): ...
Milly (8:39:20 AM): OMG
Milly (8:39:23 AM): OTL
Burt (8:39:31 AM): I get into such strange conversations with you kids. Not vcomplaining, but... this is really new for me
Milly (8:39:32 AM): my fingers slipped D;
Burt (8:40:47 AM): Finn is pretty nice... :-X
Burt (8:41:25 AM): um... did you mean
Burt (8:41:49 AM): or is it just that you know Finn and mentioned him because he's my son...?
Milly (8:41:55 AM): ...........
Burt (8:41:59 AM): oh.
Milly (8:42:11 AM): i talk to his dad more than him
Milly (8:42:17 AM): i think i'm gonna go cry in a corner
Milly (8:42:19 AM): l-lol
Burt (8:42:24 AM): Which, admittedly is kinda... odd
Milly (8:42:29 AM): DON'T RUB IT IN
zoombeesrosm signed off at 8:42:34 AM