Peter Parker Kinsey Scale: 1. Sexual Orientation: Straight. Marital Status:Widower. Single. Turn-Ons/Attractions: Smarts, bravery, sass, gingers, trust, nerds, loyalty, ambition, blondes, lite b+d, der schpankens, petite Jew girls/brunettes. Turn-Offs/Repulsions: Wallflowers, laziness, self-pity, no sense of humor, picky eaters. Relationship Type: He's great at flings. Get it? Okay, he's up for anything, but he's a lover and a fighter, and tends to get clingy. Get it? Acceptable Aspects: Monogamous, if serious. Brief Romantic History: Gwen, MJ, handful of randos. You? ;)