Morgan Kinsey Scale: 2. Sexual Orientation:Someone please love me. Marital Status: Single and ready to strangle. Turn-Ons/Attractions: Nerds, Asians, Eurasians, pr0n, artsy stuff, humor, comfort, Donettes. Turn-Offs/Repulsions: His sister's mutation, snobs, social gatherings, monochrome. Relationship Type: Literally "up" for anything. Acceptable Aspects: Open. Brief Romantic History: He was pretty young when the Murphys left Ireland, and the transition and his mutation left Morgan as sort of a shut-in loner. He hasn't had much experience except for a few back alley handies around the corner from their Brooklyn crap-hole apartment and some quickies with the neighbor girl who didn't speak English (it was probably Spanish...).