Clear your plans for tomorrow. We are going cake tasting. No buts.

I, uh, don't know what people are up to this weekend but my art class is having a family and friends showing Labor Day Weekend. If you're interested you can come see some of the art I've been working on this semester.

If you'd like to come let me know and I'll give you the details. And if you want any of the art pieces just let me know. I'll make sure you get them after they've gotten their final grade.

Douche. You come into town, you don't say hi. You get a job, and then you don't even tell me about it. Asshole.

>> Are you busy?
>> Let's do weird science.

>> Vanessa asked me to tell you to stop fighting ninjas
>> Want to go out for a drink?

>> Where are you?

Look, I'm back! Any of you fucks even miss me? I didn't catch the g'damn ninja, but I did run into a red devil and a feral kitty.

Show me where Thanos is so that I may rip out his spine.

>> We need to talk.

Not even back a day in the city and I already got catcalled.

So much for progress, huh, NYC?

As a Russian, I apologize to everyone for my country's Olympic scandals, once again. This matter with the drugs and disqualifications is an embarrassment to all Russians everywhere. Still, I am glad that we are able to send so many great, honest athletes, and I look forward to watching my countrymen take home medals in many sports.

Perhaps more medals than Germany again. Ja, Kurt?

[Private to adult X-Men]

I think you all may be feeling, like I am, that there could be some small trouble at Dazzler's concert next week, yes? How many of us will go to look after the children?

Who let the ninjas out? Woof, woof, woof, woof.

Is there a Mutant 101 class? Is it free? I'm asking for a my fiance friend..

[Voice to Text Message]

I heard an advertisement for Christmas in July. Please tell me nobody actually put up decorations. If so, I'm glad I can't see them.

[Private to Jessica Jones]

It's come to the attention of Nelson & Murdock that you're dissatisfied with the legal representation of your case?

do turtles find other turtles handsome/pretty or do they judge on personality

hey guys I'm back