[Friends/Mentors]
I don't How do I... talk to someone normal? In person? I was just practicing asking about himself and now he wants to show me his firing mechanism. I am not sure how I am expected to react to a demonstration or how much I have to speak so as not to be considered [...] rude.

Uh

Um

I'm Spider-Man.

It hatched.

This style of archery seems impractical.

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But probably not as impractical as the Oert Jalymdagan Chabandes.

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Students, just a reminder: This is a boarding school. If you are claiming sickness, be advised that we can and will just come check on you. It would be wise to at least be in your room when we do.


[Jean]

Scott informed me that he was stepping down as co-leader of the X-Men just before he left. Are you okay?

[Logan]

I need your help with something. I promise that it doesn't involve pruning my garden.

Steven Universe is so gay.

Like, the show? Actually gay.

Shopping with girls is... different.

I am back on the school grounds and available for any students who might want to discuss the attack at the mall or any other issues leading up to the new school year. Additionally and with the departure of Miss Frost I'll be teaching my own leadership class this semester for anyone interested.

Due to a relative lack of interest by students (thank you to all the faculty that offered to assist and otherwise contribute) I am going to forgo the camping trip and may offer up something later in the fall or winter.

If anyone needs me in the mean time I will be dividing my time between the garage and the Danger Room.

Look, I'm back! Any of you fucks even miss me? I didn't catch the g'damn ninja, but I did run into a red devil and a feral kitty.

Can we like go shopping for bikinis and stuff? Probably my only time I'm going to the beach before school starts and I want to look rockin'.

If you already bought yours post some pix!

Show me where Thanos is so that I may rip out his spine.

» what apps should I have

Jesus fuckin' Christ, I leave for a week or so and all hell breaks loose? Anyone want to fill me in on the details because right now all I got is the shit the news reports and we all know they ain't exactly forthcoming.


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Have earth politics always been this weird? Or, uh, violent? I hope no one was hurt too bad at that mall thing, it was a real bummer, honestly.

Anyway.

Some advice: anything more than one cinnabon is a bad choice. Even if you want to, don't do it.

This is why I don't shop.

Guess who's coming back, bitches?! Me, duh. I'm totally on the airplane right now. First class! Thanks, Ms. Frost! You totally spoil me, and I am totally not even complaining about it! I guess I'll be landing in like three hours? Ugh, that's lame. One the plus side, I don't have to deal with no screaming babies or some snot nose kicking the back of my seat. I think I need to fly first class more often.

Okay, so, on a totally different subject. I heard a new mall is opening up and DAZZLER IS GOING TO BE THERE. OMG. I came back home at the perfect time. Who's all planning on going because hello, sign me up! Pixie, I know you are for sure going. You better dance your ass off! You'll hear me screaming my lungs out, don't worry. Nega, girl, have you ever seen Dazzler perform? She is kind of amazing.

Augh, guys, talk to me. I got three hours in this plane. I have to sit in one spot for three hours. How do people do that? I could also entertain people in first class? Oh, the temptation.