"Kill V. Maim” is written from the perspective of Al Pacino in The Godfather Pt II. Except he’s a vampire who can switch gender and travel through space"

What a time to be alive.

Students, just a reminder: This is a boarding school. If you are claiming sickness, be advised that we can and will just come check on you. It would be wise to at least be in your room when we do.


[Jean]

Scott informed me that he was stepping down as co-leader of the X-Men just before he left. Are you okay?

[Logan]

I need your help with something. I promise that it doesn't involve pruning my garden.

Did I miss something while I was gone? When was it decided that the fall started on September 1st, rather than the equinox?

Back to school, soon!



[Private to Hank]

Blue and furry suits you. You ought to try it more often.


[Private to Crystal]

How are you doing? Have you found a new place to stay, yet?

>> And the verdict for tomorrow is?

I am back on the school grounds and available for any students who might want to discuss the attack at the mall or any other issues leading up to the new school year. Additionally and with the departure of Miss Frost I'll be teaching my own leadership class this semester for anyone interested.

Due to a relative lack of interest by students (thank you to all the faculty that offered to assist and otherwise contribute) I am going to forgo the camping trip and may offer up something later in the fall or winter.

If anyone needs me in the mean time I will be dividing my time between the garage and the Danger Room.

Due to recent incidents jeopardizing the security of our students, there has been a change in the process in which visitors and students can enter and leave Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. From here on out, all visitors will be required to check in and out of the school. There are visitors badges being printed up to further identify those who are just stopping by. Students will also be required to check out when leaving, and back in when returning to the school. Furthermore, students and guests may at any time be asked to demonstrate his or her ability, to further verify his or her identity. These new measures will go into effect immediately.

I trust you all will be helpful and understanding as we work to keep Xavier's a safe space for students, faculty, and all visitors. Thank you.

>> Okay, so you say you're back.
>> but I haven't seen you.
>> Unless you're avoiding me
>> because you failed to let me know something super important about Laura.

As I conclude this summer's endless book tour, I returned to my apartment in Montréal this weekend to find that my one lonely houseplant is still alive despite many weeks of neglect. This is what true victory feels like. Be proud of me, Ororo.

I'll be in Montréal through Thursday, then up to my first home in Fermont for a day. Fermont is a mining town in northeastern Québec: cold, isolated, lonely, provincial. They tend not to care for mutants or gays there, but I am the town's most famous son, so this should be exciting in myriad ways. Then back to New York in time for the beach trip and a hot date.

Oh yes, and my agent would like me to remind you all to go and buy my book, Born Normal. It's an inspirational, daring instant classic of a memoir with a buoyant message of hope and resilience for anyone who's ever felt less than normal. This is from the back cover blurb, so you know it must be true. Also, proceeds go to charities in support of children and mutants. Think of the mutant children and pick up a copy at any discerning purveyor of literature near you.

I found my new favorite song. It's called I Am Dust by Gary Numan. Dance party in my room~

Show me where Thanos is so that I may rip out his spine.

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Wearing a sling in this heat is torture. I'm just going to live in my room for forever, see you all never again.

WE DOMINATED WOMEN'S VOLLEY BALL. QUARTER FINALS HERE WE GO. I GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO BUT WATCH OLYMPICS. #capslockiscruiscontrolforcool #hashtag #olympics2016