What day is it?

I suppose it's time for me to come from out of the woodwork and say hello. It's daunting figuring out when or how to start an introduction. Seems like a lot of people already know one another. Maybe someone I know will pop up.

I'm Trish Walker. Some of you might know me from my radio show, and those who don't, well, I won't hold it against you. It's not everyone's cup of tea.

How's New York City today?

If anyone needs me, try again in December.

Who let the ninjas out? Woof, woof, woof, woof.

[Private to Jessica Jones]

The City has scheduled our court date. Opening statements will begin on Monday, August 1, 2016 at 10:00 am.

We're going into plea bargaining today. Nelson and I will be submitting a plea of Guilty to Voluntary Manslaughter, Self Defense. It's the only way we can present the case, given the evidence.

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( Two Separate but Similar Emails sent Individually to Hank Mccoy and Bruce Banner )

Has Jessica Jones gone to trial yet?

My whole body hurts. We need to tone down this training bullshit.

So I made the mistake of going through the mail at the Avengers compound (read: we need a secretary and I need a new book). The hate letters, I don't mind, especially the one that turned the letters of AVENGERS into a rude acrostic poem. That one's going on my wall.

The disturbing things are the gifts.

Scott - I don't know how you already have mail, but you have approximately 60 fan letters and an Antman portrait made on a grain of rice. It's impressive.

Clint - There are so many Merida, Katniss, and Legolas figurines that I lost count. I'm going to just give them to you one at a time. In interesting ways. There are also fan letters, strangely.

Rhodey - I don't know if you know how many people you inspire, but you have 617 fan letters and two dozen pictures of kids and adults dressed as War Machine. There a quite a few drawings, too.

Wanda - Kids love you. So many drawings, homemade figurines, and invitations to birthday parties that it puts the rest of us to shame. You also have 3 plane tickets to come and visit fans and show them how to do that 'hand thing.' Do not accept.

Steve - I know you're not with us anymore, but you got the bulk of it, Cap. Letters, tickets to baseball games, drawings, homemade t-shirts - you name it. Come and pick it up or I'm bringing it all to your apartment myself.

Bucky - You got your own haul too, Barnes. Lots of fan fiction of you marrying random strangers and/or Steve. Congratulations.

Jessica - Apparently people think you're an Avenger? Anyway, I'd give these letters to your lawyer, because there are tons of testimonials about Killgrave's influence, thanking you for getting rid of him.

See what I mean? All of that love. Disturbing.

Is this for real? I get told that there's some kind of message board for powered people, and now I'm watching messages from fucking Captain America asking people to come around to dinner.

This is the stupidest shit I've seen in a long time.

What is even the point of this thing anyway? Isn't this what a phone is for? Texting or whatever.

Fine. I'm Jessica Jones. Yes, the one from the news. No, I can't talk about my upcoming trial. No, I don't know who Daredevil is, or the Punisher. Just because he escaped from jail, doesn't mean I'm going to. I have nothing to do with that.

Other than that, ask whatever you want. If you bring me whiskey, I'll even answer honestly.