As you all are aware of the fact, Today is the 4th of fucking July. Who wants to blow shit up? It'll be in red, white and muttha fucking blue!

[Negasonic Teenage What the Shit Warhead]
Field trip? You can bring a friend, too. You have one of those, right?

I know my birthday is tomorrow but I'd really appreciate it if people kept it low-key and quiet this year. I'm happy to have people over for dinner and drinks but nothing extravagant. Probably just take out and beer. Well, and a cake.

Don't try to fit all the candles on it. I don't want a fire hazard.