Back to school, soon!



[Private to Hank]

Blue and furry suits you. You ought to try it more often.


[Private to Crystal]

How are you doing? Have you found a new place to stay, yet?

Does anyone else feel slighted about the order the alphabet is arranged in?

Because I've been thinking about it a lot lately, and I just -- what's the point?

It appears I will be staying longer than I first thought and staying at the Plaza is not ideal, beautiful as it is, but not ideal. Does anyone have a real estate agent that they trust? Or can point me in the right direction?

>> When should I expect you?

Due to recent incidents jeopardizing the security of our students, there has been a change in the process in which visitors and students can enter and leave Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters. From here on out, all visitors will be required to check in and out of the school. There are visitors badges being printed up to further identify those who are just stopping by. Students will also be required to check out when leaving, and back in when returning to the school. Furthermore, students and guests may at any time be asked to demonstrate his or her ability, to further verify his or her identity. These new measures will go into effect immediately.

I trust you all will be helpful and understanding as we work to keep Xavier's a safe space for students, faculty, and all visitors. Thank you.

If you don't know how to wobble then y'all gon' learn today.

[Private to Beach Party goers]
You bet your a-s-s I'm going to be playing this song.

>> I see your number somehow made it to my phone.
>> Interesting.
>> Did I leave an earring at your place?

[Private to Hank]

I was told Wade showed you something called an image inducer. Do you think you can whip one up for me by tomorrow?


[Private to Crystal]

The students and staff of Xavier's school are planning to go to the beach on Monday, August 29th, and we are allowed to invite guests.

Would you care to join me for some fun in the sun?

What is everyone's take on The Phantom of the Opera? Worth seeing it on Broadway?

I find myself free for the next couple of days. I was thinking of venturing outside of New York City for a day trip. Anyone have any good suggestions?