I wanted to give you guys a few updates on the group that ambushed us in Bosnia.

They were an American nationalist group linked to the human supremacy movement. Naturally, they're anti-Equality Act, and ultimately wanted to humiliate us as a way to further illustrate how useless enhanced humans truly are. Unfortunately for us, they got lucky. Their luck ran out pretty quickly, though; none of them escaped custody of the back-up team, and the phone that we assume was to be used to post photos of us held captive was recovered. Ultimately, this incident was nothing more a slightly embarrassing blip on our radar.

[Steve Rogers]

I'm stepping down as the head of the Avengers. Sorry I missed your show.

[Scott Lang]

How are you feeling?

Mick clearly can't appreciate a joke. I'm still looking dog he'll get along with.

I, uh, don't know what people are up to this weekend but my art class is having a family and friends showing Labor Day Weekend. If you're interested you can come see some of the art I've been working on this semester.

If you'd like to come let me know and I'll give you the details. And if you want any of the art pieces just let me know. I'll make sure you get them after they've gotten their final grade.

I received a transmission this evening that will likely require all team members to be on deck. Stand by for further information, but don't make any plans for this week.

Show me where Thanos is so that I may rip out his spine.

Hey, I'm Bobbi Morse, new recruit courtesy of Romanoff.

So here's an important question for you all:

Who would win: astronauts or cavemen? Discuss.

So where do I sign?

For the past few weeks, I've been receiving audition tapes from two New Yorkers determined to join the Avengers.

I've learned two things since then:

1. Sheer will can get you anywhere. Or, at least, get you to do anything.
2. We should really require audition tapes.



[Jessica Jones]

What do you know about Daredevil?

I was wondering what people thought about the musical Hamilton. I've heard it's good but I haven't listened to it. Seems kind of like cheating to listen to a musical before you see it.

So, if anyone's got thoughts I'd like to hear them before I go see it.

Took them long enough to get a message board like this up and running. It seems to be easier to communicate this way.

God knows we could do better at communicating around here.

Maybe I can join the Army.

Are mutants allowed?

» Guess who's back in town for a while.