I was wonderin' where you were! But, really, where did you go? And it's totally lame you didn't invite me.
Short stories are boring and leave out all the gory details. Heard about that one, huh? I'm surprised you even know how to log on this thing. It's cool, though! I've been readin' interesting things from all sorts of folks.
My shoulder ain't a thing! A little thing, I guess. Omg, it super is a thing, and I never want to get shot again. It like tore through ligaments and muscle? Bone fractures? I have to wear a stupid sling for another week. I DID SAVE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE. Well, kids. It was totally fucked up because I saw parents being killed in front of their kid.