Didn't smart mouth that post so now I need to have been doing something
Who: Deadpool and Open What: Returning from being stupid. "Screw you. It's true. Screw you too." Where: Half a block away from a subway entrance in midtown When: Day 8 Noonish Rating: Let's go with PG-13 for language and work up from there
Well that was dumb. "Fuck you," Wade said as he stumbled to the ground after running for half a block. You've lost a hand by the way. Deadpool looked to the side as though just noticing his left hand was gone. "Shit," he grumbled, "That hand had my favorite knife." Next time can we blow up more things? "Yeah," he laughed while choking on some blood, "Sounds good to me." So what now genius? He holstered the gun that no longer had any ammo. Why did we run out of ammo. That's not right.What do you mean?We shouldn't run out of bullets. It's not fair.There is no reason we should have infinite ammo. "Maybe we should have put in the cheat code." Deadpool collapsed on the ground and turned over to stare up at the bright sky that had been his saving grace. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Start. "Next time definitely," he said. He began concentrating on his hand in an attempt to will it to come back. Do you really think that will work. "Yeah," he declared. Seems unlikely.Anything is possible if you just believe!This is a whole appendage. That includes bone. This isn't like healing a flesh... The stub that once held a hand began to tingle as his body started to regrow it. See? It's just cause we're so awesome.That really should be impossible. "Impossible? Impossible is only for assholes who are willing to give up."
He kept focusing on his hand trying to continue forcing it to grow. This is taking forever. I'm bored.Somehow he's regrowing a body part, and you're complaining that you're bored?Yes. "Don't mind me. You guys go watch a movie or something." Oh! Can we?Not likely. As Deadpool lay on the ground his mind began to show him a funny movie about a sadistic mouse tormenting a cat named Tom. This is wonderful!Agreed. "Hey is this really happening or am I just seeing things?" In reality he was watching a giant rat chasing after another creature that would normally be higher up on the food chain, but the knives and explosions were more amusing.