Day 5: Build-a-Deadbear
Who: Deadpool and Open What: Getting the kid a bear and getting distracted Where: Toys-R-Us near ESB wreckage When: Day 5 noonish Rating: "It's a me Deadpool!"
He didn't understand what the fuck was wrong with people. They seemed more concerned with protecting the kid than they did with making her feel good. As if you are an expert on child care. "Anyone would know that kids don't need to be kept on lockdown," Deadpool replied, "Sure she needs to be watched out for, but she needs to actually trust people. Prison is not a way to build trust." Oh over there! Deadpool looked up to find the remnants of a bunch of stuffed toys within the building he was searching. If you cared so much why did you take her to Betty? Wade made his way over to the shelves and began searching for one that he thought the girl would like. "I don't know how to take care of a kid," he told the voice. So why do you care?Now we need a mask and some knives.Are you sure about the knives? "What do you mean?" She could hurt herself. "You worry too much. She's seven afterall." You really don't know how to take care of a child.Knives are shiny! "In this place she needs something to be able to protect herself with." She's seven.You keep saying that like it's supposed to mean that knives aren't fun toys. "Haven't you been paying attention to her on the little computer thing? That little girl could out think all of us without breaking a sweat." Fair point, but then a tomato could out think him.Doo doo doo dee doo doo da da da da doo doo doo dee doo doo. Wait. What?
Deadpool continued wandering through the store in search of something he could use to make the mask while theme music seemed to play. Eventually walking got boring so he leapt up the shelves until he reached the top and proceeded to preform acrobatic flips and such from shelf to shelf. He knocked a fair amount of objects to the floor and even caused a few of the shelves to break and tumble loudly to the ground.
Hey look over there!!!What now? "Toy guns!!!!" As he stopped to marvel at the aisle of toy guns and little decomposing darts for them the shelf he stood upon gave way and he fell to the ground. Get up you idiot. You need to go get all of those.All the toy guns!! Deadpool shrugged, "Who am I to argue with the voices in my head?" And after that you should set fire to this place so no one else can have any of this.Probably should ignore that one. "What if that's the voice I should listen to though?"