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mercwitamouth (mercwitamouth) wrote in marvel_united,
@ 2012-02-20 12:28:00

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deadpool, domino, text message

To: Domino
From: Deadpool
Date: February 18th, 2012

-Petey! What's the hapi-haps?!
-Word around Hell House is your leaving me?!
-Why you wanna leave me?!
-Am I really less fun than some X-feebs?
-Sure they've got pet dragons and a midget with claws for hands
-But I've got that Troll Doll collection you always seemed to like!

Dom!

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	luckyme 2012-02-20 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	→ I forgot I had you in my phone as Wilbur → ~~I'm changing it now to Just Press Ignore"~~ → Do you really want me to answer these questions, Wade? → You might not like the answers. → The dragon wins over Troll Dolls any day. → Why would that even be a question? (Reply to this) (Thread)

mercwitamouth
2012-02-20 06:17 pm UTC (link)

-Wilbur? Really? Does that make you Templeton? Huh? Tubby?
-Yes I do! How can you give up the life? Rocking and rolling all night.
-Partying every day. Snorting pixie sticks off Patch's head and getting paid to break thumbs.
-You would trade all of that in to brush your teeth before you bedtime at 9 p.m.?
-Does that X-badge come with a senior citizen's discount?
-Bwuh?! The dragon beats the troll dolls? How rude!
-I should have known your big secret was Draco-philia.
-And here I thought it was that your nips were as black as your lips.
-Mark my words, you may think he's all cute and cuddly like Draco the lovable Scottish dragon but he'll really turn out to be like Albi. He'll think your dirty and your skin is ashy.

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luckyme
2012-02-20 06:24 pm UTC (link)

→ It's in case someone actually manages to pry my phone from my cold dead fingers.
→ So I can laugh when they call your number asking for Wilbur. I'll have to think of a new name now.
→ I found a new party with new people. The same faces day after day get boring after awhile.
→ If you saw this dragon, you'd forget about your troll dolls too. Just sayin'.
→ You sound bitter, Wade. That's unbecoming.
→ I think you're just jealous.
→ Did I actually give you this number or did you shoot someone for it? I don't remember.

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mercwitamouth
2012-02-20 06:34 pm UTC (link)

-Huh... well maybe I should remove all that personal information about you that I put on your contact id.
-Imagine when my killer found out your middle name was Shaniqua
-Pfft, they'll be just as surprised when I start screaming "Some Pig" at them.
-But I thought I was your favorite of party peoples?
-I've had my fill of dragons, thank you very much. Fin Fang Foom is deuce-dropping-ly scary face to snout.
-Bitter? Me? Pssshaw! I'm as sweet and happy as a packet of sour patch kids.
-jealous? Of you? In the words of Uncle Joey: Cut it Out.
-I may have text my phone with yours. It was when we got drunk and you tried seducing me?
-Or was that Helen Mirren?

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luckyme
2012-02-20 06:41 pm UTC (link)

→ I don't want to know all the stuff you make up about me so you can stop with the middle name.
→ For that sort of party, yeah, but I guess I wanted to try something new.
→ Be a good guy or some shit. ~~I can't believe I just typed that~~
→ I've never been drunk enough to seduce you, so I doubt that happened.
→ Helen Mirren?
→ What happened to Bea Arthur? I thought you would still be holding a torch for her whenever they got around to cloning her.

→ You did the hand motions for 'cut it out' didn't you?

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mercwitamouth
2012-02-20 06:51 pm UTC (link)

-Are you suuuuuure? I've got quite a backstory on you. One of the stories involves you falling in love with a time tossed futuristic warrior.
-And he has a metal spatula for an arm. Spat-u-la.
-'That sort of party?' You mean my infamous No-pants-party right?
-Be a good guy? Did you really just type that?
-You haven't been that drunk? Really? Challenge accepted.
-Bea will always hold a special place in my heart. And my freezer. I've got her on ice till the High Evolutionary can clone her.
-Who do you think I am? Of course I did. But I ended up dropping my phone.

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luckyme
2012-02-20 07:03 pm UTC (link)

→ You've been watching too much television.
→ As expected.
→ I've never been to those parties of yours so I wouldn't know what they were like.
→ I did type that. I regret nothing.
→ Except maybe this conversation.
→ That wasn't a challenge nor an invitation to do so, Wade.
→ But somehow, I'm thinking that's not going to stop you from trying. God dammit.
→ Ah, I was wondering what was stopping you already. But is Helen a close second or a distant second to her?
→ Too bad your phone didn't break.

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mercwitamouth
2012-02-20 07:14 pm UTC (link)

-Well then you're clearly missing out. We make mimosas and throw ninja stars at pictures of Tucker Max.
-Of course I'm still going to try.
-You know, if I didn't know any better, I'd think you didn't like talking to me.
-Of course you seem to love me when I'm pulling your nicely-toned ass out of some Symkarian death trap.
-A distant second, though I wouldn't say 'no' to a Bea-Wade-Helen sandwich.
-I feel the love tonight

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luckyme
2012-02-20 07:17 pm UTC (link)

→ You never struck me as the mimosa type. I've always thought of you as an appletini guy.
→ What on earth gave you that idea?
→ Details, details. Though it would have been a smoother rescue had you not been staring at my nicely-toned ass.
→ I don't think that's going to happen.
→ Ever.
→ Unless you write about it, which if you haven't already, I'll be genuinely shocked.
→ SHOCKED.

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mercwitamouth
2012-02-20 07:26 pm UTC (link)

-You should know by now I only drink Appletini's when I'm on call at the hospital.
-Your not so subtle insults. I love the abuse as much as the next guy but I'm not some messianic metal armed muscle man you can push around.
-Don't act like my alliteration isn't getting you gooey right now.
-Staring? Me? Psshaw. Okay okay okay. I'm a romantic like that, what can I say?
-Write? Me? You're looking at the height of my composition skills right now.
-Stephen king I am not.
-Mostly what I do is troll Deviant Art and "convince" some of the artists to draw my fantasies.
-You should see the mural I "commissioned" of you and me.
-The purple head dress is really becoming on you. ;)

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luckyme
2012-02-20 07:31 pm UTC (link)

→ I would have thought accelerated healing would have worked on your feelings as well.
→ Yeah, I'm a puddle of girl right now. Where are you Wade? I don't think I can stand this separation any longer.
→ And yes, that was sarcasm.
→ How exactly is staring at my ass romantic?
→ You doing that nearly got me killed. My lucky can only do so much, you know.
→ Purple headdress? Good god, Wade.
→ I don't think I want to see this mural. I'll just have to take your word for it.
→ Wade, you better be joking or I'm getting this number blocked.

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mercwitamouth
2012-02-20 07:53 pm UTC (link)

-You'd think that, wouldn't you? But it keeps coming back ten fold cause I keep forgetting. It's like reliving it over and over again.
-I'm still torn up about the canceling of the Cosby Family Mysteries.
-Don't play with my heart like that! My loins maybe but not my heart. It's a fragile, small, black little thing.
-It's romantic because when we were crawling through those air ducts it made the shape of a heart. Duh. That's just science.
-Oh please, it's done in a very tasteful manner. Like an old fresco style. Think of that painting at the end of Ghostbusters II. Like that.
-Except you're topless. And I've got fabio-esque hair.

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luckyme
2012-02-20 07:58 pm UTC (link)

→ And yet you heal every time. Come on Wade, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?
→ I forgot that show even existed.
→ I don't really want to play with your loins...ever. I think it's time you accept that.
→ Well, that's likely your last chance of seeing that. Since I decided to go join the X-feebs, as you like to call them.
→ But I'm going to take that as a compliment.
→ I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
→ Jesus Christ, you told them to make my nipples black, didn't you?
→ You need a hobby.

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mercwitamouth
2012-02-20 08:10 pm UTC (link)

-Or it makes you stranger?
-It still burns in my heart when I think about all the potential it had..
-Are you suuuuure? They come highly rated on yelp. Black Widow seemed to enjoy them quite a lot.
-And the world will be crushed when they find out that little bit of information.
-Hey now! You've never told me.
-If you want it to be completely accurate, you could always let me see the sweater puppies. I've still got the artist on speed dial. He doubt he'd mind touching them up.
-My hobby is bothering you. :D

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luckyme
2012-02-20 08:40 pm UTC (link)

→ I'm pretty damn sure.
→ Besides, it's not so bad. Nice people. There's a dragon and a one-eyed cat. What more could a girl ask for?
→ Black Widow? Wow, moving on up there.
→ I met a Black Widow once. Blonde and a going after the same payday I was.
→ Did I tell you about how I had a run-in with She-Hulk?
→ I guess you'll just have to live in mystery. I don't go flashing my tits to just anyone. Not even for artistic accuracy.
→ It's better this way, trust me.
→ You do a fine job of it. Have you considered other hobbies though?
→ Ghost hunting? Cosplay? It's never too late to start a stamp collection!

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mercwitamouth
2012-02-20 08:54 pm UTC (link)

-Well, hey, you may have crushed my hopes and my dreams and maybe even a little tiny portion of my ego.
-But at least you've found some place you belong. You deserve it...
-And I deserve all the extra paychecks now that you're off the market. So, you know, win-win!
-How did you know I sang the Jefferson Theme Song while in the act with her?
-She-Hulk? Really? I met her once. It was during an Avenger's cross over event. Something about a Phoenix.
-How'd that end up anyway? Please say mud wrestling, please say mud wrestling.
-Well, maybe I'll have to go about some other means of getting artistic accuracy.
-Cosplay? Nah, that'd just feel too much like work for me.
-Well Petey, Maybe I'll see you around some time. Keep your nose clean and don't do any one I wouldn't do.

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luckyme
2012-02-20 09:01 pm UTC (link)

→ You know it's all in good fun, right? We go way back enough that I feel comfortable mocking you right back.
→ There is a bright side to all of this. Just hope you don't do something that has me hunting you down. That won't be pretty.
→ I think that might have been classified as TMI. :P
→ No, not mud wrestling. She threw a car at me. Wish I could say that was a first.
→ Use your imagination Wade. I can't believe I'm encouraging that, but there you go.
→ Don't do anything stupid, Wade.
→ Maybe I'll stop by Hell House sometime. If you're there, we'll throw back a few.
→ I'll take a picture of the dragon for you to see how awesome it is.

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	mercwitamouth 2012-02-21 06:22 am UTC (link)
	-I wouldn't have it any other way my monochromatic friend! -Don't worry about that. Worry about what'll happen when your new friends see me spank you up and down the greater Chicago area! -Re-hee-heeeally? Cause my imagination can go pretty wild. It's not nearly as down to earth like I am. -Really? Well the first round is on me then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	luckyme 2012-02-21 01:11 pm UTC (link)
	→ You wish you could spank me. Figuratively and literally. But it won't happen. → I know your imagination. All I ask is that if you make money off these things, I get half. → Or I'll sue your ass. → And yeah, really. (Reply to this) (Parent)