|KARKAT VANTAS (beepbeepmeow) wrote in marinasylum,|
@ 2010-12-07 13:48:00
|Entry tags:||eridan ampora, feferi peixes, karkat vantas, rose lalonde, terezi pyrope|
[The COMMUNICATOR comes on with a click. There is a moment of BLESSED SILENCE, and then:]
What the everloving fuck is going on here?!
[Oh, don’t you wish that that BLESSED SILENCE was back now? The voice that comes through is LOUD - raised to a shout. It also sounds FURIOUS.]
Obsolete fucking AI? Not making any of its mistakes? That’s real fucking reassuring, you nooksniffing bag of shit!
[BANG BANG BANG. Someone his hammering the keys here!]
This is a real funny joke, assholes! How many fish puns did that fucknugget make when he was designing this steaming pile of musclebeast refuse? Did he throw a temper tantrum halfway through and storm off like a dumb grub who’d shit his diaper and leave one of you other ignoramuses come up with this unbelievably moronic messages?! I could fucking barf a more atmospheric memo! This is why I’m the leader, and what do you not do to your fucking leader? That's right! You do not fuck with your fucking leader!
[Rant, rant, rave! Karkat continues to mash the keys of his COMMUNICATOR before he gives a SCREAM OF FRUSTRATION and throws it against the wall, where it goes off with a CLUNK.]