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Tweak says, "i think i got hepatibolichats"

KARKAT VANTAS (beepbeepmeow) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2010-12-07 13:48:00

Entry tags:

eridan ampora, feferi peixes, karkat vantas, rose lalonde, terezi pyrope

[Audio]
[The COMMUNICATOR comes on with a click. There is a moment of BLESSED SILENCE, and then:]

What the everloving fuck is going on here?!

[Oh, don’t you wish that that BLESSED SILENCE was back now? The voice that comes through is LOUD - raised to a shout. It also sounds FURIOUS.]

Obsolete fucking AI? Not making any of its mistakes? That’s real fucking reassuring, you nooksniffing bag of shit!

[BANG BANG BANG. Someone his hammering the keys here!]

This is a real funny joke, assholes! How many fish puns did that fucknugget make when he was designing this steaming pile of musclebeast refuse? Did he throw a temper tantrum halfway through and storm off like a dumb grub who’d shit his diaper and leave one of you other ignoramuses come up with this unbelievably moronic messages?! I could fucking barf a more atmospheric memo! This is why I’m the leader, and what do you not do to your fucking leader? That's right! You do not fuck with your fucking leader!

[Rant, rant, rave! Karkat continues to mash the keys of his COMMUNICATOR before he gives a SCREAM OF FRUSTRATION and throws it against the wall, where it goes off with a CLUNK.]

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	1/something t4st3th3r41nbow 2010-12-07 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	[ ! ] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	t4st3th3r41nbow 2010-12-07 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	[ There's a yawn over the feed, with the rustling of sheets followed by a dull thud. ] Ow, of all the-- (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Fin t4st3th3r41nbow 2010-12-07 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	[ Wait. ] KARKAT?! [ Someone sounds quite groggy, and lacking her usual psychotic cheer. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2010-12-07 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, SURPRISE, SURPRISE, it's a blind, grinning, psychopath! Grab your chalk, you nubslurping douchenozzle, because my number is UTTER SHOCK and I am fucking lacking in colour right now! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	t4st3th3r41nbow 2010-12-07 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Gog damn it, do you have to--? [ Yell? Stupid question. She giggles. ] Did you wake up on the wrong side of the recuperacoon~? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beepbeepmeow 2010-12-07 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	I woke up in bugfuck NOWHERE, you skeezy spaz maggot! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	[video] t4st3th3r41nbow 2010-12-07 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	[ She rips the communicator headset off, hitting the video feed in the process, because Gegus does she have a headache. The inside of the hospital room comes into focus as soon as she's set the device down, but she's out of the frame. ] What do you think happened? [ The image rocks as she gestures to the room with her left hand. ] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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beepbeepmeow, 2010-12-07 03:56 pm UTC

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t4st3th3r41nbow, 2010-12-07 04:01 pm UTC