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[Although not particularly imposing standing at three feet and looking something like a human child complete with her blonde hair in pigtails, this woman stands with a proud expression on her face. She looks towards the camera before beginning her speech.]
Really quite unexpected, this glass dome under the ocean; though really, not at all a fresh or new notion. But an alternate Vana'diel with Windurst so far beneath the waves? Had some total loser adventurers told me of this, I might have thought them simply to be knaves.
Still, I cannot help but say, this fresh device is quite a treat, even if I might say it is a bit incomplete. Transmitting images as well as words, and at a rate far quicker than those chocobo birds. A linkpearl and gazing crystal in one; you've really outdone yourself, someone.
But if you're to please your empress-to-be, Might I suggest that you ought to bend your knee? Take the novice Koru-Moru's magic dolls' lesson to heart, and build in an enemy detector (though without its annoying voice); then society might agree you to be a bit smart.
Still, I suppose not all can have my beauty or my brilliance. But every living creature must learn to have at least some resilience. As such, citizens of this place, feel free to pledge yourselves to my domain. Such a rather dull place here; no need for it to stay so mundane.
As such I will benignly accept any into submission. Those recording for posterity, make sure to have no omission: The Shantotto Empire, here I found on this day, Now, shall we get this campaign on the way?