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Superbi Squalo (greatwhitevooi) wrote in marinasylum,
@ 2012-06-04 20:41:00

Entry tags:

ashura, helix wamtani, jane maxwell, lavi, luke fon fabre, naoto fuyumine, schuldig, superbi squalo, ventus, wolfram von bielefeld, yuuki kuran

.001 ☂ [Audio/Action]
[The feed turns on to the sound of someone snorting and then taking a deep breath. That is your only warning before the scream echoes and quite possibly leaves your ears ringing, if not out right deafens you. Whoops.]

VOOOII!

[He lets the scream echo for a moment before snorting again. His tone carries the sneer perfectly.]

Let's assume for a moment I'm willing to play along with this bag of unparalleled bullshit. So.

[A pause.]

Who else got themselves caught in this fucking mess? Because regardless of whether I'm guilty or not of what-the-fuck-ever nonsense this overeager computer insists I'm guilty of, I can name a good deal of idiots more deserving to be stuck here. And if I'm here and they're not, I'm calling bullshit on the concept of Justice as a whole.

[SNORT]

I was in the middle of something fucking important, goddamnit.

[And then the feed dies.]

[ACTION]

[Should your character investigate the scream, they might end up locating Squalo in the graveyard, perched atop a tombstone, with his gift basket on the ground by its side. Squalo himself is eating pretzels and browsing the network. Like a ~~Boss~~ troll.]

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	[audio] fortyninth 2012-06-05 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Mother of-- [ yeah, that was a thunk. and have a groan ] Iron Hammer an' your head're going to be pals, man. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[permavoice] greatwhitevooi 2012-06-05 02:14 am UTC (link)
	[A snort.] Who? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fortyninth 2012-06-05 02:17 am UTC (link)
	My hammer. That I can make big as a house. [ grmbl grmbl ] Don't move. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	burningpride 2012-06-05 02:28 am UTC (link)
	[ for the love of— He hadn't been anywhere close to the guy, but damn, being abruptly woken up by being nearly deafened is just not nice. Damn jerk. ] Shut up! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	greatwhitevooi 2012-06-05 02:29 am UTC (link)
	Hmm. [He sounds almost thoughtful for a moment!] How about no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	burningpride 2012-06-06 02:27 am UTC (link)
	Yelling will get you nowhere! [ It's both amusing and sad how he can't see the irony here. But seriously, shut up.] Our warden won't send you home. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	shut_up 2012-06-05 02:28 am UTC (link)
	[Luke hears this, and hurries to the scene! Loud noises like that are almost never a good sign] Are you- hurt? [he seems fine, he supposes, but he can't be too sure.] That was you, right? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	greatwhitevooi 2012-06-05 02:32 am UTC (link)
	[Squalo looks up at Luke, pretzel caught between his teeth. He blinked.] Wha-- [Whoa, pretzel! He dived in to recapture his treat with his teeth and munched on it for a moment before swallowing.] Whut. [ELOQUENCE, he has it.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shut_up 2012-06-05 03:48 am UTC (link)
	That screaming just now. It... was you, right? [awkwardly looks at Squalo consume the pretzel] You're probably fine though... [awkward silence] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	[audio] shatteredblade 2012-06-05 02:53 am UTC (link)
	[WOW THAT WAS LOUD, thankfully she wasn't wearing her headset] Who are you looking for? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[audio] greatwhitevooi 2012-06-05 02:59 am UTC (link)
	[This is what we call an audio shrug. It's a patented Squalo tone that conveys the image of a shrug perfectly.] My... colleagues, mostly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	voice; bee2 2012-06-05 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Oh my fucking god. Shut the fuck up! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[permavoice] greatwhitevooi 2012-06-05 03:07 am UTC (link)
	Hmm. [HE'S LEGIT CONSIDERING YOUR PROPOSITION, SOLLUX!] Nah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

i am so sorry -

bee2, 2012-06-05 03:09 am UTC

never sorry! Thollukth is love -

greatwhitevooi, 2012-06-05 03:14 am UTC

this is going great already -

bee2, 2012-06-05 03:15 am UTC

I can tell they're gonna be greeeeeeeeeeat friends <.< -

greatwhitevooi, 2012-06-05 03:18 am UTC

it's just like Karkat... ONLY LOUDER -

bee2, 2012-06-05 03:21 am UTC

...this is now officially my new favorite Squalo description. He even does the friendleader thing. -

greatwhitevooi, 2012-06-05 03:24 am UTC

...oh god he kind of does. because Xanxus just glares. always -

bee2, 2012-06-05 03:26 am UTC

PRETTY MUCH. It gets worse the more you think about it. -

greatwhitevooi, 2012-06-05 03:29 am UTC

i'm just gonna stop 8') -

bee2, 2012-06-05 03:31 am UTC

Aww, but I was just going to suggest he's like Karkat and Eridan's mutant human lovechild. -

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bee2, 2012-06-05 03:45 am UTC

Best of both worlds, really! -

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greatwhitevooi, 2012-06-05 03:52 am UTC

i love this thread, ngl -

bee2, 2012-06-05 03:54 am UTC

^-^ it's amazing <3 -

greatwhitevooi, 2012-06-05 04:01 am UTC

<3! -

bee2, 2012-06-05 04:23 am UTC

8D -

greatwhitevooi, 2012-06-05 04:31 am UTC

o3o -

bee2, 2012-06-05 03:07 pm UTC

this is now my favorite thread, snrk -

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	trappedinresin 2012-06-06 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	[OH GOD HER EARDRUMS. She's finally just went to bed, too.] What are - What the heck? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	greatwhitevooi 2012-06-06 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	[Innocently.] Yes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	starbullets 2012-06-07 05:02 am UTC (link)
	[Oh god, her ears are indeed ringing.] How do you manage to yell that loud without losing your voice on the spot? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	greatwhitevooi 2012-06-07 05:25 am UTC (link)
	One, because that's not yelling. And two, because I'm just that damn talented. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	guiltydevil 2012-06-08 01:11 am UTC (link)
	[...Ow] Any particular reason you decide to wake everyone up with that noise? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[audio] greatwhitevooi 2012-06-12 05:13 am UTC (link)
	It's not my problem if they're still asleep this late in the day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	[Video] bluemoondog 2012-06-10 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	GAH!! [Yup, hitting the button by accident in the scramble to toss his fucking communicator off of his head. Have a view of a blue teen from the floor Squalo.] Sonnovabitch! [Pinky in his ear and wincing, trying to get his ears to stop ringing.] (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[audio] greatwhitevooi 2012-06-12 05:24 am UTC (link)
	[Laughing shark is amused.] VOOOII, not even going to try and deny that one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	[ video ] wishmadeinfire 2012-06-11 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I do not understand why everyone insists upon screaming over the network. It is not as if it helps matters or makes us hear you better, it only serves to ruin ear drums. _{[He gives Squalo a LOOK through the vid screen.]} (Reply to this) (Thread)

	[audio] greatwhitevooi 2012-06-12 05:25 am UTC (link)
	[Utterly unimpressed by the look, and stubbornly sticking to voice.] Like I've told the dozen people before you. A, that was hardly a scream. And number two, that's still not my problem. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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backhandjustice
2012-06-11 12:03 am UTC (link)

_{[Well, Ven is a hero, you know - a Keyblade Master in training. He was out on his Glider, as usual, 'skateboarding' through the sky when he heard the scream. He immediately did a U-turn and headed for it, shivering when he passed into the graveyard and found Squalo.]}

Hey! You okay?! Are you the one who screamed?

_{[Not a great order for those questions, but that's how they came out.]}

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	greatwhitevooi 2012-06-12 05:31 am UTC (link)
	[Hero-boy, you're not wanted here. Nor is he particularly impressed by your appearance. By this point, Squalo just rolls his eyes at the question about screaming. These idiots were all but begging for a real scream.] Do I look like I'm not okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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