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[Some greasy fool in latex-looking overalls is trying to stare into the lens-portion of the communicator and not doing a good job because he is extremely walleyed and holy crap look at this dude.]
Hmm.
[He fiddles with the buttons on the thing on his ear, and the video feed phases in and out a few times. Visuals fade back in after a few more moments of him dicking around.]
Are we tuned in?
[Pause.] [Then weird lopsided smiling.]
Hi there~
Am I the only one around? The brochure says there's a "baseball" team, but I'm not so sure how old the brochure is, so. Sometimes you find old relics in weird places.
[The "brochure" is in a wadded-up ball behind him on the floor, so it's safe to assume he didn't do much reading.]
Could someone maybe set me straight, if anyone is around? I think I got a little turned around. Maybe sometime last night. [Sure.] And I need to get home. [Right.] Or I'm never going to hear the end of it. [Whatever.]