[ un-huh, and that would be why there's an ass kicking. Nothing like roughing it up to show how one really cares. But that might change.
Any second now.
As he gives you the mother of all line facing ever. ]
Yeah. No. Don't ever even joke about that kind of thing. I ain't gay. And that's final. [ but he may not actually hate you guys as much as he pretends to. ]