[Karkat fidgets awkwardly before becoming obviously offended by the mockery made of his question.]
Because you're my best friend you shame globe gargling fucknub. But you're right, for some unknown reason I do want you around and want to hang out with you, so I guess you're going to have to put your big troll pants on and get over it.
[Sure is being a bit overly defensive-er than usual. He wraps an arm around himself, nails scratching at his other arm through the long sleeve as he tries to decide whether he should do something or just ask what movie Sollux wants to watch.]