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[A bored looking man with a sly smile and a penetrating stare appears. You might see flutters of cloth flying everywhere, as he's in the clothing store tearing clothes off racks for no apparent purpose.] No, no, no. Nothing moves right.
Well! [his demeanor shifts, suddenly amused as he addresses the camera though by his voice you'd think he was the most bored he's ever been.] I guess we'd best get on with it, then.
What are the seven words that will make a woman love you?
((OOC: From the novels The Name of the Wind and The Wise Man's Fear, Master Fucking Elodin! Enjoy~ And sorry about the username, it's canon. ^^))